Me: Hm... I feel like bringing in someone new...
Inuyasha: Why? You already ended the world as we know it because you brought him in.
Kouga: You're just jealous because Kagome comes crying to me because your an ass.
Inuyasha: Hey!
Me: Anyway, I'm bringing in a friend of mine... as soon as she says the disclaimer.
??: What does Kimi have to say?
Inuyasha and Kouga: Who the hell is that?!
??: Oh, Kimi remember... akuma doesn't own anything. Kimi come in now?
Me: Yups. LET'S START!
"Yuki... wait up..." Inuyasha jogged a bit to keep pace with her, stopping to walk beside her. "So we can just go back, right?"
Shesshomaru chuckled in the background.
Yuki whipped around and glared at Inuyasha, bloody murder in her eyes. "Your girlfriend is going to pay, Inuyasha, pay."
Inuyasha backed away a little, hands raised. He knew that because she was in human form on a full moon, she was extremely off balance, but because she was in wolf form for so long in a different world- on a chain, no less- she was extremely irritable. "Your time of the month, Yuyu?" He asked, smiling weakly.
Shesshomaru stepped between the two to stop Yuki from throttling him right there. It wasn't like he didn't want her to- but he wanted to get the hell out of that world. "You, half blood," he hissed. "Stop."
Yuki sighed, happy that she was finally getting out of there. "Thanks, Shesshi..." She said, starting to walk again.
Her steps started to falter. Her walk weaved a bit.
Then she collapsed.
"It's okay, Kagome," Kouga stroked her head. He still had no idea what was going on, but he felt that he should take the opportunity to... comfort her. He smirked over her shoulder at Miroku and Sango, both trying to restrain themselves. A look passed between the two, but they obviously thought that they should do nothing- especially now that Kagome was finally calming down.
"No... it's not... it's not..." she shook her head furiously in Kouga's arms, still sobbing. Kouga just continued to stoke her head. "It's not... Inuyasha... he left me... for... for..." she lost herself in her sobbing, shaking her head even more furiously.
Kouga just stiffened. Inuyasha. Of course he would interrupt this extremely, almost strictly Kagome-Kouga moment. "Un.. okay, Kagome, it's okay... I won't let that baka hurt you anymore..."
"No! He's not..." she hiccuped and didn't continue.
Kouga ran his hands through her hair, smiling as she didn't pull away for the first time.
"Kagome, I'm sure he didn't mean anything." Kouga almost cursed as Sango's hard voice cut through. Kagome turned in his arms to hiccup up at Sango.
"Really?"
"Yes, Kagome, we'll sort this all out," Miroku came over, his voice meant to be calming, as compared to Sango's voice, hard to draw Kagome back into reality.
"Or maybe you could just sit here with me-" Kouga started, making Kagome twitch slightly to almost look at him. He was about to continue when-
"YOU MISERABLE HALF BLOOD, IF SHE'S INJURED-"
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT, ALREADY, SHE'S PROBABLY OKAY, ANYWAY, JUST SLEEPING OR-"
The door burst open and Inuyasha and Shesshomaru, Rin tailing him, ran through the doors. Shesshomaru kept up at a brisk walk, holding Yuki, Run looking liks she was near tears, but Inuyasha stopped to stare at Kagome and Kouga.
"Kagome?"
Kagome's head whipped around to stare at Inuyasha. She started sobbing even harder.
Sango and Miroku turned to glare at him. Sango, stalking over slowly and trying at the same time to control her voice, "What. Did. You. Do?" Miroku grabbed her from behind and mumbled something about it probably being nothing as Kouga just smirked over at Inuyasha.
"Kouga, you filthy-"
"GET THE HELL OVER HERE."
Shesshomaru dragged Inuyasha roughly over to the well and threw him into it, hopping in right after, Rin in one arm, Yuki in the other.
"She's sick. I'm going to kill you."
"Just because she's sick, it's my fault?"
"Not your fault, exactly, but that dumb ass wench of yours isn't here."
"What-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP." Yuki half groaned, half shouted. She tried sitting up, but a stab of pain ran through her side. "And what the hell happened?"
Shesshomaru, looking relieved for a second before covering it with his usual coldness, said, "After all that energy you used, you fell unconcious on the road. From there, we went back through the well and once we got back here-"
"YUKI AWAKE! KIMI HAPPY!"
Yuki cursed... loudly. Turning, she snarled, "WHO THE HELL ARE-"
"KIMI HAPPY! KIMI HAPPY!" Yuki rolled her eyes as her old 'bodyguard', Kimi, smiled, a fang overlapping her bottom lip. She had long black hair with a long gold streak down the middle, curling down to her midback, and was wearing a pair of what looked like classic Chinese clothes, in green, red and gold. She had black shoes on her small feet and a pair of dragon clips in her hair, holding back hair that would be in her cole black eyes.
Shesshomaru raised an eyebrow. "I know that you're an extremely hyper person sometimes, Yuki, but this... who is she?"
Kimi looked over at Shesshomaru, like she was about to say something, but Yuki interrupted. "Once you two left, and right before my Departure began, my parents gave me a bodyguard..." she rolled her eyes. "She hurts herself more than she helps me, but once the Departure began, she was the only person there, so... yeah." Yuki shrugged, but Kimi hopped up and down.
"Kimi happy to see Yuki again!"
Inuyasha, who had been sulking so far, finally said something. "So you're the type that goes up to random demons and makes friends, pulls pranks and just happens to be a princess, and she's the type that goes around screaming at the top of her lungs and talking in third person?"
Kimi turned and tilted her head, confused. "Yeah, pretty much," Yuki said, shrugging. "I can be extremely serious, but only when I'm pissed or when it's on full moon, and Kimi doesn't get serious..." Inuyasha murmured something about being able to believe that, when Kimi went over and kicked him.
"Kimi think that's mean!"
"I think you're an idiot!"
Yuki threw a rock over at the two. "Play nice, kiddies," she said, exasperated. "And Kimi, he's only like that because it's his time of the month." She spat back his earlier comment, turned over slowly, and went back to sleep.
"Where did he go?!" Kagome asked, hysterical. "Where?"
Sango pulled her- a little roughly- away from Kouga, into her own lap and said quietly, "It's okay... it's okay, Kagome, we're gonna figure this one out, I promise."
Kouga stood, angry. "I think that we should just stay here." Sure, he wanted to stay with Kagome, but the bottom line was that he didn't want to go back and deal with his mother- or his mother's bad choices.
Miroku, ignoring Kouga as much as Sango, picked Kagome up, for the first time in eternity not feeling her anywhere, and leaped into the well, Sango following, throwing a threatening look over her shoulder at Kouga, before finally disappearing.
Kouga, swearing loudly and making a split decision, decided to follow.
Me: Well?
Kimi: Yay!
Inuyasha: I can't believe you managed to make the plot even more idiotic.
Kouga: It's not idiotic!
Inuyasha: Yes it is! You're there!
Kouga: Hey! -fight breaks out-
Me: Well, I gotta go-
Kimi: Fight! Kimi like fight!
Me: -because, as Kimi so blatantly put it, I like to watch them tear at each others male organs. SEE YA NEXT TIME!