Okay, so, this isn't the next chapter. It's a short extra.
It fits into this time slot though and follows the story line.
The next chapter was a bitch to write. I had like writers block or something. I rewrote it THREE times and gave up for a few days. It wasn't working out well at all. I'm not really satisfied with the final version either, but it's better than my other attempts. And I ain't trying again! (Jeez I'm lazy)
So, in a ditch effort I typed up a quick 15 minute skit thing to help with the writers block. And you know what? It actually worked!
So in honor of this drabble helping me out, I'm uploading it!
(A/N at the bottom)
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The sunlight slipped through the leaves and branches, raining its striking radiance in tiny speckles upon the green earth. The wind was carrying a lulling breeze that made the golden flecks dance as it swayed the trees. It was beautiful. It was peaceful. It was--
Ring. Ring. Ring.
A polished thumb smoothed over the flashing screen, illuminating a single name. Gradually forcing down the small button marked by a little blue dot, a muffled scream came from within the silver coated object.
Blue-gray eyes blinked, not expecting for such a sound to pass through the receiver. Though, remaining absolutely calm a melodically serene voice questioned,
"What is it, Tobi?"
"HINATA-CHAN IS DEAD!"
The child was bawling, screaming, and already giving her a migraine.
Since she knew not of a 'Hinata-chan' she further questioned,
"Who?"
"THE GREATEST GIRL EVER!"
Inwardly seething from that last remark, being female herself, she asked through gritted teeth,
"What happened?"
"ZETSU KILLED HER!"
There was a roar of protest in the background. A crash. And shouting about panties.
The blue haired woman let out a sigh, so troublesome.
"Pass the phone to Sasori-kun."
Distantly there was shouting for the seemingly occupied redhead. Then with a grumble a different voice was on the line.
"Sasori-chan's busy. What is it, hmm?" She recognized Deidara's voice, clearly irritated.
"Who is 'Hinata-chan' and why did Zetsu kill her?"
"TOBI!"
The blonde had not pulled the phone away before his outburst, yelling directly into the her delicate ear and she cringed away from it.
Again more distant yelling that was indistinguishable flooded Konan's ear.
Next was surprisingly Kakuzu's deep voice on the phone, he said, somewhat distracted,
"The girl isn't dead. She simply passed out. And--Itachi, do something!-- it's getting a bit. . . messy over here."
The voices in the background grew considerably louder now.
"DON'T DIE HINATA-CHAN!"
"Tobi. She's not dead."
"AHH! GET AWAY FROM TOBI, MURDERER!"
"You're gonna drop her!"
"I'm carrying her, hmm!"
"Both of you shut up and think of H--"
"Stay out of this Uchiha bastard I saw her first!"
"We should be focusing on Hinata-kun not fighting."
"So, you're on his side, Sasori!?"
"Itachi-niisan, what're you doing to Hinata!?"
"Sasuke--"
"Hinata!"
"Move it, hmm!"
"Hey, Blondie, that's our friend you're carrying!"
"Fuck off, assholes!"
"What did you just--!?"
"Hand her over her or I'll kill you."
"You mother--"
With a sigh she hung up the phone.
She turned her head to her orange haired friend. His unique spiraling eyes gazed curiously at the girl, head tilted to the left, silently inquiring about the phone call.
"We better get back to school," said the girl, adjusting the origami flower in her hair before getting onto her feet.
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Author Note:
If you read this and was wondering who was in the last part of the fight it went like this:
Tobi -- "DON'T DIE HINATA-CHAN!"
Zetsu
Tobi
Kisame
Deidara
Itachi
Sasori
Hidan
Sasuke
Itachi
Neji
Deidara
Kiba
Hidan
Kiba
Gaara
Hidan-- "You mother--"
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AND:
Everyone who reviewed: Thanks for your kind words, critics, and ideas! They mean a lot to me, knowing that you enjoy reading.
weirdchick: Pein is definitely gonna be in there! I'm holding off on him though. I have BIG plans for him. *smirks evilly*
SaphireWhiteWolf: I fixed the spelling error, thanks for pointing it out! I personally hate grammar mistakes too.
Suffix problem is fixed:
Some people were questioning about the suffixes. It wasn't offensive at all btw. Actually it was helpful, but at first I was like "I'm doing it wrong!?" *totally freaking out* Then I calmed down and looked it up!
*laughs at self*
Originally I thought "-kun" was just a level higher than "-san"
Actually: "-kun" is typically reserved for boys, but I found it can also be used for girls in some cases. So I'll just leave most of it. Only Sasori will call her Hinata-kun. (isn't he special)
Also "-chan" is used for girls, children, close friends, and lovers. In Hinata's case she is a very close friend of Gaara so she's just being cutesy calling him "Gaara-chan" as is Gaara by calling her "Hina-chan"
Tobi also uses the suffix "-chan" and it's due to his childlike personality.
Just to let you know the reasoning behind it.
[wow if that sounded snobby… gomenasai!]
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I'll put the next chapter up tomorrow, or tonight depending.
Arigato for reading!