Me: Ah!! Lookie!! I got reviews!! I feel so loved!! Starts to sob
Selene: Dude, it only two.
Apollo: I haven't ever seen him cry before. Why is he crying?
Selene: shows Apollo the laptop screen Over TWO reviews.
Apollo: Hey, KivaEmber reviewed it.
Me: WHAT?! rushes over and see the screen She did!! We should celebrate!! Bust out the sake!!
Apollo: But, you can't me drunk already hold your sake that well. sweatdrops
Selene: Then I'll post this chapter, since he'll have a huge hangover tomorrow morning. Enjoy… I guess.
Title: Behind the Fanfics
Pairing: IchiHichi
Summary: Ever wonder what happens while a fanfic is being made? Well,
after reading this, you'll know.
Rated: T, maybe? It has some kissing, profanity, and fighting.
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After Jordan spent an hour remaking the other half of the house, he walked into the kitchen. "…What are you doing in here instead of building the house?" Jordan grabs a Dr. Pepper from the fridge and looked at Selene. "I used sonido. Duh, gosh you are so stupid."
Jordan failed to notice the smoke coming out of her ears. "I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE. FIVE… FOUR…" Jordan left still not knowing he almost lost his life… again. He entered his Writing room and sat down on the overly fluffed beanbag.
"Oi, where do you keep your sodas?" I turn and see Shiro sitting at my computer. I grab my remote and push a button. Above my computer is a Bleach poster, it moved over and revealed a small fridge. Shiro grabs one and continues reading a fanfiction.
I hear muffled laughter coming from Shiro. "What are you reading, Shiro?" He takes a sip of his soda. "It's a fanfiction called 'Muses', its by this girl KivaEmber. I just finished the third chapter. She should have let me continue 'playing' with King."
"What about me?" We both look at Ichigo who just now entered the room. Shiro smiled and used shunpo to get over to his king. Shiro pushes him against the wall with their faces inches apart. "We were just talking about how I want to 'play' with you a little more."
Ichigo looked like he was going to question that, but Shiro forced a rough kiss on him. It lasted mere seconds, but it was still a kiss. Ichigo blushed right after it which made Shiro want to kiss his king again and again. Jordan, who was watching, fainted in fan girl/boy bliss. "Shiro, not here." Shiro only smirked eviler. "But, King, I want to play with you now!!" Ichigo was beyond red and whispered something that made Shiro happy.
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When Jordan woke up, he was light headed from some blood loss and noticed the two people who caused this were gone. "THEY BETTER NOT OF HAD SEX AFTER I PASSED OUT!! APOLLO!!" Apollo who's room was right next door walked in. "Yea, what's up?"
Jordan was gaping at Apollo's chest that was missing a shirt, but decided that would have to wait. "I passed out for various reasons and both Shiro and Ichi are missing. I want you to find out where they went now please." Apollo went over to the huge plasma t.v. and images of all the rooms including hallways appeared. "It appears they're in room 239. There's nothing in there though and no one goes near any room in the 2 hundreds since you built better ones."
Jordan looked at the image of room 239 and it was black. "Damnit!! Shiro didn't want me to watch. Alright, send out a orange alert to everyone. I want everyone to stay away from that room unless they have cameras. If I don't come back in twelve minutes… tell Dak he can have my whole collection."
Jordan ran out the room and left a confused Apollo. "Collection of what?"
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Jordan ran as fast as he could to the room. He had to make sure he saw for two reasons. One was to use it in his next fic and the other was so he could watch and record it to pass it out online. He reached the door and took Shiro's zanpakuto, which he obtained on the way to the room, off his back and sliced the door in half. He busted in and pretending he had a gun.
"Ergh… King… you're so tight…" Jordan saw the 'predicament' both Shiro and Ichi were in. Jordan then fell backwards as blood shot out of his nose. Ichi looked over and blushed. "I think …ahh… he saw som- AHHH!!"
"Eh, I found your spot." Shiro the thrusted harder and hit it again and come went flying everywhere. That's when Dak and Apollo ran in looking for Jordan. Dak saw Shiro pulling out of Ichi and followed the author's lead. Apollo sighed and pulled out his cell phone. "Yea Selene. Hey… I'm doing fine, but I need a favor. I need you to bring some of the blood that we keep stored for when-… Yes, it was Jordan and Dak again… Bring that, the extra clothes the two… be here soon."
Apollo closed his phone as Ichigo and Shiro got back dressed. "You may want leave before Selene sees you destroyed some of our sheets." Shiro grabbed Ichigo bridal style, Ichigo started blushing madly, and shupoed out. Selene arrived ten minutes later and started yelling about the sheets like Apollo knew she would. Ran dragged Dak out after we added the blood into their bodies. I grab Jordan like Shiro did to Ichigo and headed towards his room.
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Kai: …they still aren't up? What did they see, by the way?
Apollo: Eh, I don't think Ichigo would like it if I told you.
Kai: He isn't here, so tell me.
Apollo: sighs then whispers the event to Kai
Kai: fell backwards and losing blood
Apollo: Sighs louder and pulls out phone If this didn't happen on a daily basis, I be pretty annoyed at everyone fainting.
Selene:
looks at phone, groans, then answers it Yea, I'll be there soon.
Ran: Jordan will update as soon as he wakes up. Please review
until then. Bye!!