Okay, I'm really happy at the moment , I've read something really funny a moment ago and well yeah
Hope you like it! ( I hope my pc doesn't fail on me right now.. )
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Previously
Okay Bella, one leg at a time , Come on girl! You can do it!
Yes, I realize I am talking to myself, shush it.
I 'threw' my legs off of the couch, and started walking to the door,
Somebody must be very, very impatient today cause on my way there the doorbell rang again.
And let me tell you,
I didn't expect who I saw standing at the door.
I opened the door to come face to face with a girl..
Or well..
He or was he/she supposed to be a she? Okay, I'm confusing myself here..
Well.. let me make something clear to you,
I came face to face with Emmet. What so special about that?
He was dressed in a girl's scout uniform with a few boxes of cookies to sell.
"What The EMMET?!"
"Oh, Hi Madame, Please buy some cookies from me? They are del-i-cious!" He cut me off with a voice that should've sounded like a little girl.
Ok yeah, I admit it I, Isabella Swan , snorted.
"Emmet, you find cookies repulsive."
"Oops, yeah. That's true. Here, you can have them!"
"Ehm.. Thanks?"
"No problem! I made them myself!"
I looked at him suspiciously .
"Can I trust the cookies? Or did you poison them?"
"Yes you can! I got the recipe from internet!"
"Okaaaay…"
Well that was a bad idea ..
*Few funny hours later*
Wooooooh.. –giggle- I luuuve your cookies Emmiebear!
-giggle-
"Hey Bella,.." Emmet started.
"Yeaaaa Emmie-giggle-bear?"
"Wanna pull a prank on Edward?"
"A prank on Eddikinz?!"
"yeah."
"Dude."
"What?"
"Sweet! –giggle- What should we do?!"
"Here, Have another cookie!"
"-giggle- Okay!" and I took another cookie. Hmmm…
And That my dear is how we ended up in Edward's room, we had our supplies and put the plan to work.
Part one. Full a bucket full of something nasty.
Part two. Put it on top of a slightly agar door.
Part three. Throw something on him that sticks on the nasty stuff. Like feathers or uhmm glitters?
"Hey Emmet, "
"yeah?"
"What are we using? Glitters or feathers?"
"Feathers." He answered with a huge grin.
"Come on Bella, take another cookie!"
"COOKIE!"
-giggle-
"Emmet? "
"Yeah?"
"What did you put in these cookies?"
-giggle-
"Oh uhmm.. just the regular stuff.."
"Okaay, can I have another cookie?"
"suuuuuuuuure. The more the better!"
"Bella?!" Edward called up the stairs.
"Yeah, I'm in your room!" I answered, giggling quietly hoping he didn't hear that, motioning to Emmet to be quiet.
Edward came to the door and I had to hold my laughter, he opened it, the bucket, filled with eggs came crashing down on him, breaking when they hit him, covering him in eggshells and the stuff inside the egg.. ( UUHHH… HOW's that called.. no idea :p )
Hahahahaha. "NOW EMMIEBEAR!"
And we started to throw buckets of feather over him, while he stood there in shock.
-giggle-
"COOKIE!"
"EDDIEKINZ YOU WANT A COOKIE TOOO?"
The only answer I got was a blink of a eye.
"Emmet…." He started.
" I'm INNOCENT!" Emmet yelled and ran vampire speed out of Edward's room, while I sat there giggling the whole time eating another cookie happily.
"Bella.."
"Hmmm.. yeah?-giggle-
"Where did you get those cookies?"
"The pope of Rome gave them to me." I replied taking a feather off of him and giving him a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Mhhmmm.." Ohnoo.. what's he going to do?"
"that hurt my feeling you know? The prank." Oh I didn't mean to..
"so.. Do I get a hug now?" He continued looking smug.
"OHNO! EMMIEBEAR!" I started to yell and giggle at the same time, seeing Edward come closer to me.
"Look over there! A giant gorilla!"
"Not going to work Isabella.."
"Nooo!" I yelled jumping somewhere near the couch in his room , but he jumped after me pulling me after him mid-air , turning so we fell on the couch together, making sure I fell on him, not him on me.
-Giggle-
"Hahaha Ewww!" I Yelled why he kept covering me in feathers and egg's. kissing my shoulders, my neck, my cheeks and finally my lips.
And then, to break the moment, I saw a flash of a camera go off.
"EMMEEEEEEEEEET!!!!"
"I heard him whisper "Uh-oh" before he ran away with Edward going after him, it didn't take long before edward had him in his grip and I don't know how he did it, but he still looked really sexy like that.
"SO Emmet, my girlfriend usually doesn't act like this and I guess you made those cookies, so what exactly did you put in them?"
"Na-ah I'm not going to tell."
"AND FROM WHERE DID YOU GET DRUGS?!"
"Huh. Ohw sht.. I thought the answer didn't I?" Emmet replied.
"YES."
"Oh.. uhmm from my secret stash?"
- giggle-. "Why would a vampire have a-, Oh never mind, this is Emmet we're talking about."
With a smack to Emmet's head Edward let him go and turned to me.
"Come on Bella, let's get you to bed."
"OOOH- and what are you/we going to do there?" me and Emmet said at the same time. (Emmet said You , Bella said we.)
Smacking Emmet one last time on the head, Edward picked me up –bridal style- and put me in the bed.
And that's when I heard the yell.
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HAHAHA Sorry, I love leavin' y'all at a cliffy.
You want to read the next chapter then to know what it was :p
So.. Did you like the random chapter? You're probably going to know more about Bella's parents next chapter, or the chapter after that, depends on how much time I have to write it, I'm busy busy.
Sorry for not uploading last weekend!
Thank you everybody for reviewing also the ones who don't have a fanfiction account, I'm thanking you here!
I partly got the idea of how to start the chapter from this review:
love your story.
Maybe a grown man in a girl scout uniform selling cookies should be at the door.
What is your opinion on bald cats i mean dont they get cold. what is your opinion on underwear that has the days of the week on them i mean why do they need the days of the weeks on them it is not like your going to puul down you pants and look at them. to lazy to login but my name is ailewej
My answers: I think bald cats are ugly (if I am right about the mental image I see right now :p ) I hope they don't get cold, poor cats :o Knit a jacket for them! LOL.
Underwear with the days of the week on them.. Uhmmm If you're a guy that wears their pants really low then people would know what day it is? xD A girl wearing them.. I dunno :p It would actually be funny if somebody asked what day it is and you pulled your pants down and .. okay I'm going to shut up now :p
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