The team all walked into the den after Carl and then they stopped dead in their tracks, staring at the two large paintings on the wall. They hung on each side of a fireplace and they were very raunchy.
The one on the left showed a dark-haired man, lying on his back; he was naked and the only thing preventing the viewer from seeing all his goods was the blond man lying half on top of him with a thigh over his crotch. The blond man was also naked and his ass was prominently on display. The blond was looking up at his partner, while the brunet was looking down. The expression on their faces was one of contentment and love; it was very clear that they had just finished making love.
The other painting was the opposite; this time, it was the blond on his back with the brunet lying half on top of him, and the brunet's ass on display. They were wearing the same expressions on their faces.
None of the members of the BAU knew just what to say, but it turned out not to be necessary as they heard a voice behind them.
"Jesus, Vivian can be such a bitch when she's pissed at one of us. Hi, I'm Justin Taylor-Kinney; welcome to Pittsburgh and my home."
They all turned and then they gaped again because on the wall next to the door was an even larger painting of the same two men; this time the brunet was sitting on a chair, obviously naked again and this time the blond was straddling his lap. The brunet had his hand on the other man's ass, partly covering it.
The middle finger dipped into the crack of his companion and he looked like he was in ecstasy. The blond had his head thrown back and to the side, his eyes closed, and had a blissed-out look on his face.
It was the most graphic thing any of them had ever seen two men do, even if it was a painting and not an actual photograph. When they finally looked at the person who had talked to them, they got the third shock of the afternoon; in front of them stood the blond from the paintings, smiling mischievously.
Hotch was the first to recover; he walked over to the blond with his hand extended for a handshake.
"I'm Aaron Hotchner, but you can just call me Hotch."
Justin shook his hand and smiled at him.
"This is my team, SSA David Rossi."
"Just call me David, or Dave."
"Ok, and I'm Justin, please, Mr. Taylor-Kinney is way too long, I'm not sure I'd react to just Kinney, and Mr. Taylor is my father, but we won't go there."
They all nodded and the introductions continued.
"SSA Jennifer Jareau."
"JJ, nice to meat you, Justin, and thank you so much for letting us stay here. Your home is beautiful, what we have seen of it so far."
"You are very welcome, and you have seen more than people usually do the first time here."
The mischievous look in his eye was back, but before JJ could comment, he had turned to the next in the line.
"SSA Emily Prentiss, but you can just call me Emily."
"What does SSA stand for; sorry if that's a stupid question, but I really have no clue."
"It stands for Supervisory Special Agent. And I'm Derek Morgan, but Derek is just fine, or Morgan if you prefer."
"Thanks, Derek, for the explanation."
Justin did a quick once over of Morgan's body, but the only ones to see that were Morgan himself and Reid. The latter stuck out his hand to shake with a little more determination than he normally displays, but something in the way the other man was looking at Morgan bothered him somehow.
"I'm SSA Dr. Spencer Reid, and you can choose either one to call me."
Justin gave him his sunshine smile and Reid relaxed a little.
"So nice to meet you all; if you'll come with me, I'll show you where you are going to sleep and then afterwards I'll show you to the dining room where you'll be working."
They all followed him up the stairs, except for Carl, who went out to his car to get case files out of the trunk and carry them to the dining room.
The BAU team followed Justin up the stairs and found themselves in a hallway with a lot of doors. Justin pointed to the right and the door furthest down on the right side of the hall.
"That's usually the munchers' room, but I think you'll be comfortable in there, Emily."
"The munchers?"
Justin blushed and ducked his head.
"God, I've been with Brian for too long, I've started adopting his expressions without thinking first. Munchers are Brian's word for lesbians. Mel and Lindz are the mothers of Brian's son; they live in Canada and when they come to visit, they stay with us."
Morgan snorted at the explanation of the word and the rest of them had a hard time suppressing their smiles.
Justin pointed to the door next to the munchers' room and looked at JJ.
"This is my best friend Daphne's room. It's a little colorful, but then so is she, don't let that scare you JJ." Justin smiled and winked at her; she couldn't help the chuckle that escaped her. "There is a bathroom between the two rooms and it's stocked with towels, washcloths, soap and shampoo."
Before the women left to go to their rooms, Justin asked them to meet him in the hall in fifteen minutes so he could show them to the dining room. The two women thanked him and went to their respective rooms while Justin turned to Rossi.
"David, the room on the other end of the hall is our friend Ted and his partner Blake's room when they stay over; you should be comfortable in there."
Rossi nodded and moved down the hall. Justin turned to Hotch.
"The one next to it is Michael and Ben's room. Michael is Brian's best friend and also Carl's stepson. It connects with David's room by a bathroom, and just like the girls' room it's fully stocked."
"Thank you, Justin; you really didn't have to go through all that trouble."
"It's no trouble, and believe me, we want those murders solved and the bastard put behind bars."
Hotch nodded before going to the room he had been assigned to. Justin turned to the last two people standing next to him. He went and opened the door directly in front of them and showed both men in.
"This is Carl and Deb's room when they spend the night during holidays and such. I think you would be comfortable in here, Derek. Through this door is a bathroom and on the other side is Emmett and Drew's room."
Justin opened the door and went through the bathroom to open the other door. The room they came into had sand-colored walls and a big sturdy four poster bed in dark wood; the rest of the furniture in the room was the same wood but on the bed were a large number of brightly colored pillows. Each pillow was a different color and some of them were even animal print.
"Sorry about the pillows, but Emmett is the biggest queen there is and he loves his bright colors. You can just put them in the closet; that way they won't blind you in all their gaudiness."
Justin had an amused look on his face and Morgan chuckled behind him. Reid looked around and then he put his go-bag on the dresser.
"It's an amazing room, better than most of the hotel rooms we've stayed at, thank you so much."
"You are very welcome, Spencer. I'll see you outside in ten minutes."
He left through the door to the hallway and Morgan went to his own room to unpack before they had to go downstairs.