Sanji, Ussop, and Chopper
"Hurry up shitheads." Sanji cursed as he opened the door while Ussop and Chopper were playing in the snow. Sanji looked inside not to impressed. It was a small 3 room cabin: one bathroom, one bedroom, and a kitchen/living room. He sighed and went to the bedroom where he found two twin size beds and a small closet. "It'll do," he muttered as he pulled a ciggie out of his pocket, lighting it and inhaling some smoke before blowing it out quite rapidly. He started to unpack everything putting his clothes neatly on the top shelf. It fit, even with its small size due to everything being folded nice and tight.
"You haven't seen anything yet." Ussop bragged as Chopper's eyes lit up seeing a snow sculpture of a beautiful woman.
"Wow! So cool Ussop." Chopper chirped as he tried to build his own but not having much success.
"Oi you two," Sanji called as he came out and leaned on the door way. "Why don't you unpack while I make us supper." The two grinned at each other before running in plowing Sanji over. He got up with a look of pure hatred. "Why? Why did I get stuck with these two idiots? Why couldn't I be with the lovely Robin-chan or Nami-san, or Jessie-san?" He looked to the bedroom, chest fallen, where the other two men were shouting quite loudly. He sighed loudly inhaling more of his cancer stick. "Better start supper." He mumbled as he walked into the kitchen.
An hour later Sanji walked into the bedroom to announce that it was time to eat. Ussop and Chopper were on the floor looking through some bags of thing Ussop bought while he was Christmas shopping. Turning to the closet Sanji saw all their stuff piled in it, filling up about three shelves with some hanging off shelves or missing the shelves completely as they lied on the floor. There were even some clothes on his shelf. He turned away with a bored expression to watch the two. "Oi, supper's ready."
"Yay, supper!" The two laughed as they jumped up and ran out of the room. Sanji stood there for a few seconds looking at the bags before he turned to go back to the kitchen.
"Now I know why I said I would take Sanji." Ussop laughed joyously as he ate the gourmet meal.
"What do you mean by that?" Sanji growled as he walked up behind Ussop filling the room with a dark aura. Ussop started to sweat as he sensed Sanji's anger.
"N-n-nothing, just that I said I was going to take you because you could cook. It took a while to convince Nami to let me room with you. She put up quite a fight but captain Ussop's arguing skills surpass all others." He bragged as Sanji's eye twitched.
"Is that all I'm good for, COOKING." He growled angrily.
"N-n-no, no. You got it all wrong." Ussop stuttered. "You're a good character." He smiled.
"Whatever." Sanji mumbled as he sat down and started to eat. They ate in silence before Sanji got up to bring the dishes to the sink.
"Come on Chopper let's set that thing up." Ussop called as Chopper and he run out of the room. Sanji sighed as he heard the two running around the bedroom and come back out scattering everything around the living room.
"What are you doing?" Sanji asked as he came up to the two, drying his hands. Chopper and Ussop were behind the television plugging things in here and there. "Oi, shitheads?"
"We are trying to get this thing to work." Ussop stated.
"What thing?" Sanji asked confused. Ussop pointed to a box on the floor. "What's that?"
"That's what we are trying to hook up." Ussop sighed as he realized that all he had to do was plug it in matching the colors.
"Wii." Sanji mumbled to himself as he read the box.
"Ya! It looked so fun we had to get it and we got some disks that go with it too!" Chopper giggled.
"Disks?" Sanji questioned.
"Ya they're on the floor." Ussop pointed to a bag next to the box. Sanji picked it up and looked through them. There were about five: 'Guitar hero III: legends of rock', 'Thrillville: off the rails', 'Super Smash bros', 'Mario cart', and a sports game.
"Interesting…which one are you going to use first?"
"Sports…it seems like it would be fun and everyone can play sports." Ussop said as he looked at Chopper and chuckled. Sanji just blew out some smoke and sat on the couch as he watched them hook the system up to the TV.
"Do you even know how to use it?" Sanji questioned quietly.
"Well all you have to do is read the instructions."
"All right." Sanji sighed and grabbed a little booklet and started to read it.
"Sanji, Sanji we got it ready." Ussop cheered loudly as Chopper hopped from foot to foot. Sanji finished reading and closed the book.
"Ok you better read this, it is kind of complicated."
"Well actually, we thought you could just tell us, since you already read it." Sanji let out a sigh and got up.
"Alright I guess I can get it started. All the GAMES have different controls." Sanji started as he started to sync all the remotes up to the system. "Here" He tossed them each a remote and strapped his onto his wrist. "You have to have it strapped on or it could go flying." He said as Ussop and Chopper put the straps on. "Alright, give me the game." Ussop handed him the disk getting excited. Sanji took it from him as he turned the system on. A screen came up and he typed in all the settings then it went to the main screen showing different things to do. Mii creator, weather channel, news channel, pictures, and some other things were showing. He inserted the disk and after awhile the first box changed and said Wii Sports. "Alright, it says we can make characters to play as." Sanji said as he sat down next to Chopper who was now in between him and Ussop.
"Ok. How do we do that?" Chopper asked. Sanji pointed his remote to the screen as a little finger showed up. "Wow so cool!" Chopper and Ussop cheered while Sanji smiled. Ussop and Chopper pointed there remotes at the screen as two more fingered showed up. They giggled slightly and then shook the remotes fast making the fingers go all over the place at a fast pace. Sanji though was moving his slowly across the screen to the Mii creator. A vein pulsed in his head as Chopper and Ussop were pretending to have a seizure on the screen.
"Oi shitheads cut it out." Sanji yelled as Ussop and Chopper lowered their remotes. Sanji sighed and clicked on the Mii creator. "There. Now only 1st player, that's me, can create the Mii. So just tell me what you want and I'll do it." Ussop and Chopper nodded in agreement. Sanji made his first. Sanji's Mii looked somewhat like him, the best he could do, but before Ussop and Chopper got a turn he insisted on making Nami. He finished her off giving her the same color as him. "Perfect. All right, what do you two want?"
"Me first." Ussop chirped. After arguing that he had to make it look human, they finished it.
"It looks like Luffy." Sanji said. All three tilted there head sideways.
"It does." Ussop said in a deep voice.
"Mm'hmm." Chopper agreed as he nodded his head. "Name it Luffy."
"Alright alright." Sanji smiled as he put the name in. After that Chopper made his. Ussop burst out laughing.
"What?" Chopper whined as Sanji started to snicker from the other side. "What? What's so funny guys?"
"It..I…It…It l...Ha-ha…I..I can..can't." Ussop tried to get it out as he sank down into the couch holding his sides. Chopper just started at him with wide eyes till Sanji burst out laughing.
"O Gosh that's just too much." Sanji managed to get out.
"I don't get it." Chopper said as Ussop got up and put his hand on Choppers shoulder.
"It…It looks like a…short…fat….Zorooooo." Ussop managed to get out before he lost control again.
"Huh!" Chopper looked back at the screen and sure enough there was a short stubby Zoro. Chopper held back his giggles for a bit till they busted out. "It does." He giggled. Ussop got up and wiped a tear from his eye.
"Man that was good." Ussop said as he started to calm down.
"I say we keep it. Marimo looks good this way." Sanji snickered as he typed the name Marimo. "There now we can play."
"Yay." Ussop and Chopper cheered as they grabbed their remotes. "Sanji turn the game on."
"Alright, alright, cool it." He laughed and clicked on the box that said Wii sports. Ussop and Chopper giggled excitedly as they jumped up and down on the couch. After all the credit things at the beginning ended a screen popped up with five different games: tennis, baseball, bowling, golf, and boxing. "Interesting." Sanji muttered. "Alright idiots, what do you want to play?"
"Bowling." Chopper cheered.
"I want baseball." Ussop yelled.
"Bowling it is." Sanji smiled at Chopper.
"Hey that's no fair." Ussop declared (that rhymed lol) as he shot up from his seat. "I bought the thing. I think I should get to choose."
"Well baseball is only two player, bowling everyone can play. I got to think what's fair for everyone. Anyways majority rules." Sanji stated before turning back to the screen. Ussop opened his mouth to argue but shut it tight as Sanji gave him a death glare. He whimpered a bit but went back to his seat. "You're going to need to stand to play you know." Ussop froze half-way in his sit.
"I know that." He stated quietly as he straightened up. Chopper jumped off the couch and giggled slightly as he walked to Sanji's side.
"Sanji do you think I can beat Ussop, he is good at these kind of things?" Chopper asked as he gave Sanji his most innocent look. Sanji smiled around his cigarette and knelt down next to him.
"Not sure buddy, but we'll try, right?"
"Aa!" Chopper smiled and nodded. Sanji nodded back before he straightened up and Ussop came up to the screen.
"You all will fall to my might." Ussop declared. "Back home I was known as the videogame champion. I beat the best of the best! People came from all around the world to face…um…Gamer Ussop!"
"Really?" Chopper asked in awe as his eyes sparkled.
"Gamer Ussop?" Sanji snorted. "Is that the best name you can come up with?"
"Yes...I mean no, that's just what the people called me." Ussop stuttered as Chopper continued looking at him in awe.
The three played one game of bowling with an ending score of: Ussop-216, Chopper-57, and Sanji-167.
"Ha I told you I would beat you." Ussop bragged as Sanji stared at the screen astonished.
"You cheated!" Sanji declared pointing an accusing finger at him.
"Aaaaaa! What are you talking about?" Ussop questioned.
"There's no way in hell that you could beat me." Sanji yelled as a dark aura surrounded him.
"Ha ha ha! I told you I was the best videogame player."
"Wow!"
"You were lying, it was just dumb luck." Sanji continued. "Not to mention it's just one game. It doesn't mean you're the best at videogames. I bet I could beat you at any of the other games."
"Fine you're on."
"I think I'll just watch." Chopper stated as he set his remote down and lied down on the couch. The two looked at him before turning to glare at each other once again.
"Baseball?" Ussop inquired.
"Baseball it is." Sanji hissed lightly. They glared for a few more seconds before they turned back to the screen and clicked on baseball. The two choose their characters and started Sanji was up to bat first. "Ready to lose asshole?"
"I should ask you that." Ussop brought his hand up and swung the remote down as fast as he could. The ball flew right past Sanji's character. "Ha ha ha, that's how you pitch." Sanji growled and tightened his hands around the remote.
"Just pitch idiot. No one wants to hear you brag."
"Ha you're just jealous." Ussop chuckled in his throat. "Your funeral." He repeated his actions but Sanji swung this time but just too early."
"Strike." The screen called out.
"Huh!" Sanji's mouth hung open as he saw the large word Strike come on the screen. Ussop chuckled again.
"Told you." He said coyly.
The game ended about thirty minutes later, due to the fighting in between the pitches and innings, with Ussop as the winner with a score of 15 and Sanji with a score of 7.
"I can't believe this there is no way a shitty person like you could beat me. It was just luck best out of 5." Sanji yelled yet again. Ussop shrugged.
"Alright.
Two games later Ussop won the miny tournament. He won one by mercy rule and the other by 6. Ussop laughed again and Sanji ground his teeth in anger.
"Careful Sanji you can ruin your teeth doing that."
"Fuck! Shut up."
"Why don't you just try a different game?" Chopper suggested quietly.
"Fine! Tennis." Sanji crossed his arms as he glared at Ussop yet again.
"Deal but you're still going to lose."
"Whatever, just play." Sanji growled as he choose tennis on the screen. They started on a best out of five game. The first game lasted about 10 minutes with them going back and forth in duce. "Ha what happened to 'Gamer Ussop'?" Sanji chuckled.
"It's just luck." Ussop hissed. Sanji was now ahead. If he gets the next point he wins.
"Better watch out shit head." Sanji teased.
"No way are you getting this point!" Right as Ussop hit it over the net Sanji hit the ball with his front person. It flew over the net opposite of where Ussop's characters were at the moment. "NOOOO!" Ussop yelled as he swung the remote. The character on the screen dived for it but missed it by an inch. The ball hit the ground for the second time as Ussop's eyes widened in astonishment. "He-h-he b-beat me."
"Woooo! Ya that's what I'm talking about." Sanji pumped his fist in the air.
"Just luck." Ussop hissed. Sanji ignored him as he started to dance in place celebrating his victory. "It's best out of five you haven't won yet."
"Fine I'll just have to beat you then now wont I." Sanji said more then asked.
An hour later Sanji was the victor winning 3 games and Ussop lost winning not a single game.
"Im-i-impossable." Ussop stuttered.
"Ha looks like Gamer Ussop has met his match."
"That was just one game."
"Fine golf next."
"You're on." Sanji clicked the screen to bring it up. After a few minutes they realized it wasn't going to be easy. "Sanji you're suppose to practice the swing you're going to hard."
"I did practice the swing the thing keeps changing on me." Sanji cursed. They thought that was bad till they got to putting. "I didn't even swing that hard." Sanji pointed an accusing finger at the screen.
"Man I can't swing that slowly when I do it doesn't go and when it does go it's too much." The two guys frowned at each other.
"Screw it." They both muttered and went to the main sports screen.
"Ok boxing."
"You're going down shit head."
"Oi Oi, do you always have to call me shit head." Ussop muttered slapping Sanji's chest. Sanji chuckled and set the game up.
"Ready?"
"O…yeah lets fight." Ussop shouted as Chopper jolted from his slumber. He rubbed his eyes and tried to focus on the screen. The bell rang and the two boxers walked up to each other. Sanji threw the first punch but Ussop moved to the side and dodged it.
"Stay still." Sanji growled as he kept throwing punches.
"What are you playing?" Chopper asked tiredly.
"Boxing." Both shouted. Chopper shrugged and rested his head on the couch cushion. After awhile Sanji tried to catch him by swaying to the side and throwing a punch. It worked. "Ha got you." He bragged.
"Just once." Ussop said as Sanji hit from the side again. Ussop this time, though, went to the other side.
"Hey!" Sanji growled. "Sit still already and fight like a man." Sanji was already sweating as Ussop just laughed. Sanji tried to chase him again but he kept moving so Sanji kept following. Pretty soon the two were just rocking back and forth as the characters on the screen did the same making them look like they were doing a strange little dance. "That's it new game." Sanji yelled annoyed by this one.
"Agree." They ejected the disk and put in Mario Kart. "Ok let's try this one."
"Hold on let me read the instructions. You have been watching me do this, so you set it up this time."
"Alright." Ussop nodded and took Sanji's remote and clicked on the box and got through the beginning credits. "You done yet?"
"Almost." Sanji replied as he finished the last page. "K, you ready?" Ussop smiled and nodded throwing Sanji his remote. The two sat down as Sanji started to set it up. Usopp pulled a wheel out of one of the bags and looked at the instructions for it while Sanji got the game set up the rest of the way. Usopp laughed as he connected the remote to the wheel just as the instructions instructed.
"What's that?" Sanji questioned as he got to the character screen.
"Nothing, just an extra."
"Do I need one?"
"Nah, I just have it for fun."
"I want one." Sanji whispered as he glared at the wheel. Usopp chuckled as he heard Sanji mumbled. "Choose your character."
"Fine, don't need to be harsh." Usopp frowned slightly as Sanji growled. Usopp went through the different characters till he stopped on Bowser. "Ha a dragon. Did I ever tell you about the time I defeated the Dragon and saved the princess, Kaya…it was a stormy night and…"
"Shut it and let's go." Sanji snapped as he chose Princess Peach.
"Ha you're going to be a girl."
"What's wrong with that." Sanji stated more then asked.
"Nothing, nothing at all." Usopp gulped as he stole a glance at Chopper who was sleeping on a couch cushion. 'Man he's out like a light.' Usopp thought as Chopper twitched slightly. "Alright, I'm ready." Sanji grinned as the characters appeared at the end of a long line as a weird creature came down on a cloud with a stoplight.
"Wait." Usopp paused the game. "How do I do this?"
"That's right I have to tell you don't I?" Sanji sighed as he went to controls on the screen. "Just look at this." Usopp studied the screen with a look of concentration on his face.
"Got it." Usopp smirked as he unpaused the game right as the light turned green. "Eat my dust." He called as his car raced off leaving Sanji's car at the starting line.
"Hey that's cheating." Sanji bumped him as he started to follow the rest of the cars.
"Hey! Don't push me." Usopp growled as he took the first turn. "A shit." He called as the car started to slide to a side with no railings. He turned his wheel as far as it could go but he was too late as he flew off the side. "Ahh I fell! I died!" He cried as Sanji snickered.
"That's what you get." Sanji said as the cloud creature appeared on Usopp's screen carrying Bowser on a fish line.
"Ha, I'm alive."
"Idiot." Sanji muttered but laughed at Usopp as he passed him when the cloud creature dropped him. "Ha I'm beating you."
"Not for long." Usopp sang as he passed Sanji again. "Man Sanji you drive like a granny." Usopp laughed as Sanji sped up slightly. The two were neck to neck as they came up to some boxes. Sanji stopped to avoid them as Usopp drove right through one. "What's going on?" Usopp gaped at the screen as a little box on the screen change color and shapes at a fast rate. It stopped on a lightning bolt.
"Lightning bolt? Hold on pause the game." Sanji said as Usopp hit the + button. "Ok let's see what this is." Sanji stated as he opened the instruction book.
"I thought you read that already?"
"Not the whole thing. I just skimmed through it to find out how to set it up and to work it." Sanji answered as he came to a page about the boxes. "Here we go. The boxes apparently hold items that can help you. Like speed boosts, items that harm or affect the other racers, or things to help protect you from others and their attacks."
"Cool. So we are suppose to hit the boxes then?"
"I guess so. It doesn't say what the lightning bolt does. I guess you'll just have to use it."
"Ok how do I do that."
"Press this button." Sanji pointed the button on the wheel. Usopp smiled as he unpaused the game and hit said button. Sanji's character was struck with lightning and shrunk. Sanji's mouth hung open.
"Ha-ha, that's hilarious." Ussop laughed losing his concentration.
"Hilarious my ass." Sanji growled as the miniature Peach zoomed passes the oversized Browser.
"Hey!" Usopp complained as he caught up and passes Peach as she turned back to normal size. Sanji growled as he passed through a box as the little box started to change images. Sanji watched it till it landed on three green shells. Three shells started to orbit around Peach as she came up behind Bowser.
"Let's see what this does." Sanji chuckled evilly as he hit a button and a shell was flung at Usopp's character.
"Shit." Usopp cried as the shell hit him making Bowser spin out of control and into Sanji making him spin.
"Shit-head don't hit me!"
"You made me." Sanji growled and threw another shell.
"Die Shit-head!" Usopp screamed as the shell hit Bowser making him spin again as Sanji's character passed as he giggled evilly. "Ha look whose last now."
"Bastard I'll destroy you. No one can win against me." Usopp spat out.
Three minutes later Usopp passes the finish line, Sanji right behind him.
"Ha I beat you." Usopp bragged.
"Ya but you're still in 7th place."
"Ya, but at least I'm not in 8th place or should I say last place!" Usopp smirked and chuckled in Sanji's face. Sanji just growled slightly but challenged him again on a different track.
"I won't lose again."
Chopper's eyes fluttered open as he woke up. He looked at the clock on the wall. "4:15." He muttered as he rubbed his burning eyes. He glanced around the room before he realized what was going on. Sanji and Ussop must have put in a new game because he didn't see the Mii characters any more, but a turtle named dry bones, with a skeleton like a human, driving a car like thing, and a woman with light blonde hair, wearing a tight biker's suit named Rosalina. 'That's not right. Turtles don't have skeletons like that, but then again, they don't drive vehicles either.' Chopper thought to himself.
"Shit…s-shit…shit…" Chopper jumped slightly as he turned to Sanji and shuddered. He had a dark bag under his eye and a five-o'clock shadow that seemed to appear out of nowhere while he was curled up with his knees to his chest. He was twitching every few seconds as drool dripped out of his mouth at a steady rate. His character Rosalina was moving through the course sloppily as a cloud character held a sign showing a u-turn arrow above her head.
"Sanji…are you alright." Chopper whimpered as Sanji twitched some more. Chopper jumped as he heard a loud snore to his right. He turned to see Ussop sitting on the couch with his head lolled back, tongue hanging out, and eyes still open slightly. His finger was still on the accelerator of his wheel remote making his character continuously run into the wall in front of it.
Chopper frowned slightly at Ussop's face. He stood on the couch and reached up closing Ussop's eyes with his hoofs. "There, that's much better." Chopper sighed as he smiled. "It was kind of creeping me out." He muttered as he curled up again falling asleep.
I'm back baby…for awhile at least. I'm sooooo sorry that took forever. I read the comments again doing some down time and it made me cry. I know it sounds weird but it made me feel go again a fueled me to finish this chapter, which I hate. I think I'm losing my story telling talent lol. This is long so I hope you were able to bare through it. I'm a little more motivated so the next chapter with Luffy and Nami will hopefully be up soon thank you if you came back to the story.
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