I DO NOT own Artemis Fowl. Eoin Colfer does. Wish I did though.
From Bad to Terrible
Holly was having a terrible day. First, her alarm clock never went off. If they had all this technology, couldn't they at least make better stuff to wake you up? Then, on her way to work, a repenting mob tried to stop her, complaining about things the LEP never did. 25 minutes later and a yelling from Commander Trouble, she discovers she has lost her lunch. After nearly destroying one of Foaly's inventions, again, she received a "call" from her fairy communicator.
"What is it now?" she said sharply. "Er, I have a bit of an emergency." Artemis answered.
Holly groaned. Of all the times..."What happened?" She waited for a response. Arson? Murder? Opal? Nothing could really surprise her anymore. "Just bring Foaly." "Is your Atlantis Complex flaring up?" "No, it is NOT. It is a rather large emergency, just ask Juliet." Holly heard Juliet repeating the same thing, but it seemed like she was crying when she said it, like she was shaking. It must be an emergency.
Holly arrived with Foaly, hoping Artemis would not ask how they got there. Making sure no humans were in sight, the fairy rung the doorbell and waited. Almost instantly, a young girl appeared and opened the door. Odd, she looks exactly like Artemis, right down to the mismatched eyes...Oh, D'Arvit, Holly thought. Did he clone himself? Evil twin? "Now before you say anything, I'll explain." All thoughts were pushed out of her head as Artemis brought the two up to speed, leaving out the part about Juliet laughing.
First, their lip quivered. Then, their eyes watered. Finally, they fell to the floor laughing. Truly a fantastic site, two nonexistent creatures on the floor, laughing. If you had studied Artemis' face at that moment, you would see that he was a little red. "This is dire.", Artemis said. "So I'd appreciate it if you shut up." "Wear a dress! Wear a dress!" Foaly shouted. " I AM NOT GOING TO WEAR A DRE-", Artemis said. But it was too late, Juliet had overheard, and dragged him into her room.
About five minute later, and laughing had ceased, Artemis the Female came back into the room wearing a dress, makeup, and various pretty accessories. The second he reappeared, the laughing started again. Of course, this did not help with his Atlantis Complex. Artemis felt as if the numbers were doing this to punish him. Oh well, they'll stop laughing, right?
...And end of Chapter 2. Whoop de doo. I love critique. Correct me on spelling mistakes, tell me what you hate and like! Thanks for reading :)