Got really in to this story tonight so I had to make another chapter, bit more funny than the last one!

Oh and A LOT of Buzz and Woody fluff :D

It'd been about an hour since Woody had got his parents settled, they would be staying in the spare room that doubled up as a junk room so they more than likely would just have to hide there whenever Bonnie was around and hopefully they wouldn't get caught.

With all that, Woody had taken them back into the Bonnie's room and his parents had let Kestra go have some bonding time with Bullseye whilst they re-told old stories of Woody back in the day when he was their 'Baba' and how he did silly things, Woody had never been more embarrassed and chose to sit outside of the group, leaning back against a desk draw.

"And then, Woodrow got this great big giant crayon and swung it around like one of them bat things, he hit the desk lamp, the night light oh just about everything you could imagine before falling off that box straight to his bottom and whining about it for weeks on end, oh my goodness you should have seen him!"

Woody put his hands over his face embarrassed, Buzz wasn't really paying any attention, he had been leaning on the bed post looking down at the group, but mostly looking at Woody.

Clambering down slowly he made his way over to his cowboy and sat beside him. "I'm sorry Woody…"

"What for?"

"For getting angry at you earlier and for…Well…" He moved his hand in indication of the group. "I know you're embarrassed."

"It's okay and I'm fine with it, really…" Woody looked him in the eyes.

"What I wouldn't give to kiss you right now…"

"I know Buzz…I'm sorry but I can't…"

"Why not?"

"Because they…They wouldn't understand Buzz, to them it's not right, two guys going for each other…"

"I guess that's why you and I…"

"Woodrow Pride stop talking and get over here now!" Woody's father demanded, noting how much he was talking to Buzz, he didn't like Buzz one bit.

Woody was about to get up when Mr. Pricklepants interjected. "Oh Buzz, your parents are here!"

"Oh no…" Buzz lowered his head.

"Baba?" Evelyn came closer to her son and took his arm gently as he stood.

"No it's okay mother, we knew they were coming…"

"Are we...?"

"No, mother its fine really, Buzz…Buzz just wanted to see his parents too!"

"Yeah right…" Buzz laughed as he walked past towards the door.

"I'll go get them…" Buzz was about to say but Zurg was already through Bonnie's door.

"GO LONG BUZZY!" He shouted and threw the soft ball from his weapon; it smacked Buzz in the head and knocked him sideways, crashing into George.

"Get off me boy!" Woody's father pushed him down to the ground.

"Father!" Woody moved swiftly towards Buzz, wanting to help him up, but the glare he got was unbelievable. Woody halted and Buzz was half up anyway.

"Buzzy Boy! How you doing SON!" Zurg said excitedly as he rolled towards him.

"FI-ne." Buzz was squished by his hug.

"Buzzy Wuzzy, Buzzy boy! Come meet your mother, have you seen your mother? Where is she? WINIFRED!"

"Winifred?" Hamm choked.

"Don't you dare!" Buzz shot him a glare as he was released.

"WINIFRED?" Zurg shouted again, rolling towards the door, finally through Bonnie's door, in walked a very young, extremely attractive woman. She had a pair of jeans on that showed her navel – which was pierced, an extremely short top on that showed…Well too much of her quite large chest but not enough to give anything away. She had very long pink hair down to her hips that flared out, sun glasses and pink lipstick, and a handbag with pink stilettos. The poor thing could barely keep up with Zurg.

"Hello…Buzzzzz." She blew him a kiss as he stood there with others…Gob smacked.

"This…" Buzz tried and shook his head…

"My god Buzz I need to start watching your re-runs, I think I missed something!"

"YOU missed something? I think I was brought in by the stork!"

"Buzz if I ain't back in an hour you can call me dada."

Buzz grabbed him and pulled him back. "Try it and your cork-less." He moved towards his...Father.

"Err…Dad?" Buzz attempted his first time at calling another toy 'dad.'

"Err…When...I mean…Did you? Is this..?"

"This is your mom buddy!" He moved in closer and whispered. "Now you can see why they axed us from the show!" He zoomed in behind Winifred and picked her up on his shoulder, she crossed her legs and smirked.

"Buzz…" She said in one of them slow seductive voices. It made Buzz quiver; she was supposed to be his mom?

"Rex I swear if I find out you've been looking at the wrong web page again…"

"Buzz! I swear this one was right! It said so; it went into great detail…"

"Oh my god…" Buzz hid his face in hands for shame.

"Buzz…" She whispered again. "Introduce your mama and papa to your friends."

"Eh?" Buzz stared at her; Zurg put her down and rolled with her arm in arm with Buzz to his friends.

Again they were introduced to all the toys until it came to Woody and his parents.

"This is my father Zurg and…My…Mother Winifred…This is George and Evelyn Pride the parents of this…Wonderful cowboy here, Woody."

"That's Woodrow to you space ranger." George interrupted.

Zurg almost got miffed but Winifred stopped him and Buzz was thankful, the last thing they all needed was a big punch up…

"Mom, Dad…You'll be staying in the closet, OUT…" Buzz stopped as he turned to look at his 'mother' who'd he'd sworn had just pinched his bottom.

"Out of the way…" He allowed her to go through first.

Once inside with them, he made them a little nest to sleep in and helped them with their things. He kept a close watch on Winifred, something was very wrong there.

"Err…Dad can we talk?" Buzz asked taking him to one side away from Winifred.

"Where did you err…Meet mom?"

"We didn't meet sonny! We were created as a husband and wife in the factory just like everyone else. Except she wasn't this annoying on the TV…" He whispered the last part. "BUT I LOVE MY WIFE!" He rolled over to her and fell down into the blanket, his roller's still going.

Looking out the door, Buzz saw Woody and his father, Woody was still bowing to his every word and Buzz couldn't help but get more and more angrier.

"Woodrow, we're tired and…"

"Tired? Woman I ain't tired!"

"Now George…I think we should retire for the evening and let the boys…Well…What do you do around here Baba?"

"Well we normally just relax until Bonnie gets home, and then she plays with us…"

"Argh!"

"Father?"

"You shouldn't be playing with stupid children; you should be living it up with us in the old west!"

"Is that where you live?"

"You know it! Our owner gives us a whole room bigger than this one, filled with old western stuff and other western rare collectables, now that you a collectable, you can come back home Woodrow! You can bring Jessie and that Bullseye too!"

"What is it between you and Jessie Baba? You seem to have such a connection…"

"Me and Jessie?" Woody shook his head. "I don't think so mother…"

"Now Woodrow, you ain't letting a pretty young cowgirl like that go to waste now is ya?"

"Go to..."

"Pretty little women like that don't come by every day you know!"

"But she's like a sister…"

"No such thing!" George interrupted, "You just don't know how to rope 'em in, you gotta know how to walk and talk like a cowboy!"

"But…"

Then it happened, George struck his son, Woody hit the deck with an almighty thud and Buzz was off.

"Hey!" Buzz ran, ran towards George like wild fire, he was literally two more feet away from him and Woody interjected, grabbing Buzz's shoulders and holding him back.

"Buzz, NO!" Woody was loosing his grip; the elder cowboy was glaring, ready for it.

"Buzz stop it!" Woody made Buzz look him in the eyes.

"It's okay…He was…He didn't mean to Buzz listen to me!"

"Let him go boy!" George growled out.

"Father no!" Woody turned around to face him, letting go of Buzz but still right there.

"Why are you protectin' this scum boy?"

"He…Because…Because he's my friend father…He's…Just looking out for me, that's what we do here, when we get ourselves into a situation we look out for each other."

"Go get him Buzzy!" Zurg cheered on in the background.

"No! Everybody stop!" Woody almost shouted.

"Listen, it's okay, I made my father angry, it was my fault and I deserved…I deserved the hit."

"The hell you did!" Buzz looked at him.

"Buzz please…"

Buzz hated it when Woody spoke to him like that, it made him feel all mushy inside, even now with his protective mode in full swing he was still melting up for his cowboy. Buzz wanted nothing more than to take a swing at the man, they probably would hash it out and seriously hurt each other…Buzz didn't want to hurt Woody emotionally.

"Sorry…" Buzz said lowly, but only looking into Woody's eyes, not that of his father.

"Okay everyone, shows over go on and back to your play."

Everyone departed slowly, but Buzz remained fixed to Woody's side as he turned back to his father.

"You 'but' me again boy and it'll be more than a back hand." George said angrily.

"George Pride!" Evelyn stepped in and took him back a little.

"Let's go rest now…I think we've all had a little too much excitement. Baba, will you come see us in an hour or two?"

"Of course mother…"

Woody waited until they were gone, completely out of the door and gone before letting out a breath and holding his hand up to his cheek, the impact had hurt more than he realized.

"Bed…" Buzz said softly, Woody didn't have the energy to fight.

They walked slowly, right under the bed and out the way of all eyes. Woody sat down on an old bit of cardboard box and touched his cheek again, looking up to Buzz as he walked over.

"Buzz…I'm sorry…"

"Cowboy you and I are gonna have one big argument about this at some point." He knelt down on both knees in front of Woody and took his hand away from his cheek. There was a slight scratch, but nothing major.

"You'll live…" He smiled softly, finally leaning up and pressing his lips gently over where it hurt Woody.

Woody wrapped his arms around his space ranger and clung onto him, as if he were trying to leave – which he wasn't.

"Hey it's okay…I'm here." Buzz whispered, Woody never replied, he just held on to him forever.

"I love you…" Woody finally whispered Buzz rubbed his sides softly, gently pulling him back to kiss lips.

"I love you too…Are you sure your okay?"

"Like you said…I'll live."

"Woody I mean more than that…You look like your about ready to hit the sleeping pit and we haven't even had our afternoon play with Bonnie yet."

"They exhaust me…" Woody laughed a little moving forwards to rest his head on Buzz's shoulder.

"You exhaust me cowboy."

"I do?" He pulled back thinking Buzz had meant it horribly.

"Yeah, I worry about you whenever you're with him. Woody what is it between you two? I never, ever pictured your dad this way…"

"Its nothing Buzz…He's just a little cranky sometimes, we all get that way don't we?"

"But I never hit you."

"Oh yeah?" Woody smirked a little, pulling him in close and whispering. "That's not what you said last night."

"Hey! I was aiming for the pillow and I missed and hit your arm!" Buzz chuckled.

"It's a good you didn't mean it, your play punches hurt…"

"Dead arm?"

"Not today!"

"Buzz..?"

"Hmm…" He said, running his gently over the tender spot of Woody's cheek.

"If my dad hits me again I want you to promise me you'll not do anything."

"What?"

"Promise me Buzz…"

"Woody I can't…"

"Yes you can."

"What? Watch him hit you like a rag doll for no reason?"

"Buzz, like I said, he didn't mean it, it was my fault please, I don't want anything to make this worse, I just want them to have their way for the next two weeks, go and never EVER come back."

"I…" Buzz trailed, resting his forehead against Woody's, his hand still on his cheek.

"Buzz I can deal with him, it's alright…"

"Okay…Okay Woody I promise…" There was a long pause and butterfly kisses.

"So…When did your mom turn out to be so hot?"

Buzz quickly looked at him and they both laughed.

"I swear she pinched my bottom back there you know…"