This chapter was really hard to write, I didnt feel good about Buzz's mom and wanted to break it up a bit so I added in a little drama, hope the rating is still okay! I may have to push it to an "M" before long but I'm holding back.

This is an "in-between" chapter, the next one is gonna be mostly between Woody and Buzz and involve a major argument - just wanted to forewarn you!

Plus in the next chapter your looking at more adult themed things and violence, I'll try and hold back as much as I can, again, as I dont really wanna change this to an "M" rating.

You guys may want to skip the next chapter if you dont like that kind of stuff!

So it had been four days since 'the parents' had arrived, four whole days and they still had another ten days of this charade. Buzz and Woody weren't sleeping together and Buzz felt like Woody's parents were driving one big wedge in between them, sure Woody's mom was nice but George had it in for him something chronic.

Woody had been ordered by his father to saddle up and Buzz was going to sit back and watch until his own father had told him to take his mother out for the day, she was bored of all the sitting around – yet here Buzz was thinking she'd enjoy the time out.

"Buzzy boy, I know you two will get along great! You never met your mother did you?"

"No dad I didn't…"

"Ah so young, well this will give you some quality bonding time with her!"

"But…"

"No butts Buzz, go on sonny, show her the sights she wants to see!"

Buzz could have taken that in a whole new content, but he chose to constantly remind himself that she was his mother and any thought of her made him feel sick. "We won't be long…" He said as he walked over to his mother.

"Nonsense! Be all day!"

Buzz looked over to Woody who was saddling up Bullseye, he wanted to say goodbye but George passed in between them and was pointing out all the things Woody was doing wrong.

"Grr…" Buzz growled.

"Buzzzz, let's go sweetie pie." She touched his shoulder, he shivered.

"Buzz!" Jessie called out as they were making their way out of the room. "Where you going?"

"I'm taking my mother…Out."

"But Woody's gonna lasso!"

"I'll have to catch it later."

"But Buzz…"

"Jessie, do me a favour?"

"Anything!"

"Look out for Woody for me?"

She burst out laughing. "Well sure Buzz but why?"

"Just…Promise."

"Well sure Buzz…"

Buzz took a long lasting look at his lover before he turned and made his way out of the room with his mom.

"If I've told you once I've told you a million times, DO NOT put the bridal on like that!"

"Bu-" Woody cut himself short, the reminder of that back hand kept him from continuing.

George glared at him, snatched the gear from his hand and did Bullseye up so tight he almost reared up. "That's how to do it!" He snapped and walked over to his own horse.

Kestra was eyeing Bullseye; the two had become good friends over the last few days. Kestra wanted to get a bit nearer to Bullseye but George had different ideas, he pulled on her reins harshly, yanking her to back up and back down.

Bullseye got miffed and just as Woody had seated himself, he reared up and caused himself involuntary pain when Woody's spurs dug into his sides. The horse jumped and took off running, dashing about wildly all over the room.

George actually found it highly amusing. "Ride 'em cowboy!" He called out; Woody was just trying to hold on for dear life, like riding one of them old mechanical bulls. "Bullseye!" He shouted at him, trying to calm him down.

But Bullseye was gone, lost in a world of panic, he didn't know what had pierced his sides but it kept doing it and the only thing he thought of was Woody, he wanted him off of his back! Bullseye began rearing his back end, Woody tried his best to remain strong but the horse was wild and suddenly he couldn't hold on anymore.

The horse bucked, Woody went. Flying through the air he smashed through a load of toys, Mrs. Potatohead's bits flying everywhere, Rex spinning around on his back, through all the inanimate objects like a dolls house and an old cardboard shoebox and smacking into the wall.

"Woody!" Jessie called out and ran over to him, ploughing through the mess trying to get at him as everyone else cleared themselves out of the path. George had lassoed Bullseye and reined him in, Woody was out cold.

"Woody are you okay?" Jessie shook him, he never replied and she was panicking in case he'd been broken.

"Oh my gosh, hey Woody wake up!" She shook his shoulders as she moved him onto his back instead of his head. Climbing off of his horse, George made his way over, thinking Woody was putting it on to get out of lassoing with him.

"You get up now boy before I whoop your hide!"

"Urgh?" Woody muttered, Jessie breathed, Buzz would have seriously torn her up if she'd failed on her promise.

"You laying down on the job again boy?" George grabbed him by his collar and picked him up with ease, Woody coughed; the man was choking him, his own father.

"Mr. Pride I don't think Woody…"

"You shut up little lady and get back over there, this cowboy aint hurt, he's just not toughened like we are!"

"But…"

"You hear me in there?" He dropped Woody to the ground and Woody stumbled a little, trying to regain his composure.

"I don't know what happened father I…"

"You reared up your horse with your spurs is what happened did you not learn anything from me?"

"I'll try harder father I promise…"

"Get back on that horse and watch a professional!"

Woody didn't stop to check if he was alright, sure his shoulder was killing but it didn't matter, he HAD to get back on that horse. "Sorry Bullseye." Woody whispered as he approached, Bullseye nudged him a bit as if to say 'no problem.'

"Now listen up, all you cowboy wannabe's out there, I'm going to show you this only once!"

George rode with perfection; Kestra was incredibly loyal to him and knew exactly where she should be and where he wanted her to go. She moved with speed and agility, much thanks to her rider who had a tight hold of the reins with one hand and his lasso swinging above his head, his aim was point perfect and it roped the cardboard cow in one shot.

He skidded into a stand still, Kestra looking as if she hadn't even flinched, Woody looked to Bullseye and gulped, his hands were sweaty and his shoulder still throbbing. This said, he decided to use his right arm and his good shoulder to do the lassoing, maybe he might just get it on target, although Woody knew he was completely rubbish at it.

Thankfully his first time, Bullseye rode well; he made it to position and swung that rope around that cow's neck, hauling it in, in front of his father. George smiled a little, proud.

"Now let's a try a left arm approach, only cowgirls use their right arms."

Woody blinked, his face dropped and he looked to Bullseye who couldn't do or say a thing to help him. Woody re-gripped with his right hand onto the reins, taking the lasso in his left hand and trying to outstretch it, he could only get it so far before it became too painful and he shook his head.

"Father I've hurt my shoulder I don't think…"

"You what boy!" He snapped his head around, Woody gulped.

"George!" Evelyn cut in between them, even though Woody loved his mother he didn't want her to get hurt by his father's furious temper.

"Mother, no!" Woody grabbed her shoulders.

"George enough is enough, we're amongst friends here, let's not get into a family feud!"

George looked from Woody to her and just like Woody melted when he saw Buzz, George did too; he backed off with Kestra and threw his lasso to the side grunting.

"Baba let me look at your arm." Evelyn said and he jumped off from Bullseye gingerly.

"You've not torn the stitching Baba, maybe you just strained it. Come on back to our room with us, we'll all sit down and have a little family time."

Woody didn't relish the idea, far from it, his dad was angry and it was probably a really bad idea. "Baba are you coming?" She urged again.

"Woody?" Jessie looked to him, knowing what Buzz told her.

"I'm fine Jessie…"

"Hey why don't you come along too?" Evelyn kicked in, seeing the two chatting.

"That would be great!" She could keep an eye on Woody that way.

"No mom…"

"Nonsense Baba, it'd be great for you two to get along! I'll even tell Jessie how you come to get the name Baba…"

"Now this I gotta hear!" Jessie smirked, Woody trailed behind again.

"So err…Mom, what do you and dad like to err…Well you know, what do you two do when your alone? I mean not in THAT way of course but…"

She pinned him to the wall of the front yard and pressed her lips to his, forcing her tongue inside of his mouth and making out with him. At first Buzz thought he was day dreaming then reality kicked in and without much effort he managed to get her to the ground.

"What the hell are you doing?" He panted.

"Oh Buzz…You know I'm not really your mother, Zurg just didn't want to disappoint you! I was his evil side kick, I did all the dirty work for him, sure we had a thing going after a while but it never lasted. Your real mother was killed off in episode 28."

"What the-" He was cut off by her rolling on top of him.

"Kiss me Buzz!"

"No!"

"Buzz I can't stand it! Your so much more than your father, he cant give me what you can!"

"Get off me!"

"Buzz! Let me show you what true passion is, let me touch you where you've never been touched, let me…"

"No!" Buzz cut her off, pushing her off him.

"Why would my father lie to me?"

"To protect you Buzz, he didn't want you to think he couldn't manage on his own!"

"Why didn't you just say you were friends?"

"Because I am his wife!"

"So you're my step mother…" Buzz caught the reality of kissing his own step mother. "That's disgusting!"

"Oh but Buzz I love you, I need a strong man in my life!" Her voice always sounds so slushy and hormonal.

"I'm already seeing someone and even if I wasn't I'd…I'd…Urgh!" He shuddered, she stood back gasped.

"Who are you seeing?"

"That's none of your concern!"

She watched him for a moment and then pieced it together. "It's Woody isn't it?"

"…No!" He tried.

"Oh my god, oh my, oh my god!" She put her hands over her mouth and flicked her hair. "Do Woody's parents know?"

"I'm not seeing Woody!" He growled at her and she backed up.

"Then who?"

He thought quickly, trying to think of anyone's name just to get Woody out of a hole. "It's err…Jessie!"

"You and Jessie the cowgirl?"

"Yeah!" Buzz laughed, rubbing the back of his neck.

"And you don't mind?"

"Why should I? Jessie's one swell, rootin', tootin' cowgirl…" He laughed meekly, the thought terrifying him.

"Oh Buzz you poor dear…" She came back over to him, drooping her body over him.

"Wha..?"

"You can't hide your pain from me, dating that poor silly cowgirl; you need someone who's experienced and loving…" She moved and thrust her lips to his again, this time she got him down on the ground, thrusting her body into his.

Being a man toy, Buzz thought having this kind of young woman all over him would make him blush, but he didn't even become aroused, he didn't have any feelings for her whatsoever and that only stood to reaffirm his passion for his cowboy sheriff.

"Give in to it Buzz…Give in to the passion!"

"Never!" He pushed her off of him and they scrambled for a bit before Buzz got up, dusting himself off.

"If you think I'm not gonna tell my father about this your wrong." He moved towards the door.

"Tell Zurg if you want Buzz, you'll only be hurting him."

"Better to hurt him then let him live with a lie."

"And you'll lie to Jessie too?"

"Jessie?"

"I saw the way you looked when I said Woody…You can't hide that from me space ranger, I know you and Woody are…Comfortable."

"And you have what proof to back this up?"

"A certain cork-less pig?"

"You wouldn't…"

"Oh I would Buzz Lightyear." She picked herself up and moved towards him. "Any mention to Zurg and Woody's mommy won't know her 'Baba' from the trash can!"

"You really are evil aren't you?"

"A girl has to make her way in this world Buzz; girls like me just take the short cut."

Buzz watched her walk back inside, he was angry, torn in two directions. Did he put his family first or Woody?