Episode 3: The Doctor Is In(sane)!

Andrea: Hey, so who is this guy?

Marcus: Hmm?

Andrea: The guy you said you know..who's gonna help us get to that planet..

Marcus: Oh, yes. Him.

Andrea: Well?

Marcus: What? You expect me to tell you everything?

Andrea: Well..I did..

Marcus: I..."sigh" shit.. Fine, ok... His name is Cornelius Redwood.

Andrea: Huh..strange name.

Marcus: Yeah, he was always strange...I'm not even sure if that is his real name..

Andrea: Hmm..

Marcus: But he's definitely a weird one... he'd always make weapons and gadgets out of household items, until one had won a grand prize at some competition a few years back, which gave him the money he needed to do it professionally. Of course that didn't make him any less crazy..if anything it made him more crazy. At that point the perfectionist in him came out..he would test his weapons on any and all living creatures around him..even going so far as to pull one of them on me.."For the good of science" he said! Pfft..science can kiss my ass...but we still would talk after that. It was just one incident, I can't fault him for that, can I?

Andrea: Yeah..you can..

Marcus: Really?

Andrea: Well, I sure as hell would. He is a danger to society, and the wellbeing of others, why would you even associate yourself with him..y'know..being a pimp, not a rocket scientist..

Marcus: Funny thing is, I have the IQ to do just that..my grades were top-notch, every class, every year. But I threw it all away..for..for thrills..

Andrea: ...Wow.

Marcus: "sigh"

Andrea: I mean I'm a whore because i lost everything, and fell into a dark habit, but you're a pimp..because you were lazy?

Marcus: ...Excuse me?

Andrea: Well, that's what you said, right?

Marcus: Maybe so, but..

Andrea: Well, I think that's pathetic!

Marcus: Hey, watch your tone!

Andrea: I..."sigh" yessir.

Marcus: Good..now then, about Dr. Redwood..I met him in college, where I was going to be an astronomer..which as you can now tell..didn't pan out so well..but we became good friends..I would help work out the kinks in his odd little inventions..well the ones that could be worked out, considering that the result was usually a hodgepodge of random shit he found in his storage room. I'm not even sure what some of them did. But, I found out recently that he's finished this space-pod. It can take a person or persons through space, no sweat..or so he said...I trust him. I guess.. I mean fuck it, I kinda have to!

Andrea: "frightened" I dont think I do..

Marcus: Say what?

Andrea: I'm afraid of this guy already, and I haven't even met him yet! And his space-craft? What is it made out of, just 2x4s and..and bubble gum?

Marcus: Ha..of course not...

Andrea: ..Are you sure?

Marcus: Duh..you can't fly a spacecraft made of 2x4s and bubble gum!

Andrea: Hehe, right..."chuckles"

Marcus: You need an engine too!

Andrea: "wide eyed" Uh...

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