Episode 6: Here Comes The Sun

Marcus: No, not Saw VI...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "wakes up" Ahh, oh God..whew..only a dream..

Andrea: No...no, not Saw II...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "wakes up" Uh..oh..ahh...just a dream.

Marcus: What the hell?

Andrea: Sorry I was just dream-talking..

Marcus: No I mean..you didn't like Saw II...the hell is wrong with you?

Andrea: Um..

Marcus: Nevermind that..so uh, y'know, we're pretty close to Redwood's now!

Andrea: Oh, great! But..I'm kinda hungry..

Marcus: ..Yeah I know what you mean.

Andrea: Do you have any food?

Marcus: What? In my parka? No..

Andrea: Damn it..well..

Marcus: We'll just eat at Redwood's place..I'm sure he's got something..

Andrea: Oh, no fuck that! I'm not eating at that maniac's place.

Marcus: What? It's food..it's not like it's any different than regular food...what do you think he's got dead bodies in his refrigerator for feasting on during the midnight hour?

Andrea: Well, I wasn't thinking that, but now I am..

Marcus: Hrmm...well..I don't know..I guess we gotta rough it.

Andrea: Come on, there's gotta be a fruit tree or something near by!

Marcus: ...Maybe so..

Andrea: Or maybe we could head to a restaurant..there's got to be one near by..

Marcus: Huhm..." looks out" Hey look! An Olive Garden..

Andrea: I might be hungry, but I'm not desperate..

Marcus: Well, fuck this then. Let's just go..

Andrea: Ok then..

[A bit later]

Marcus: Whew...been a long journey..but it's about to pay off..

Andrea: Huh? Are we almost there?

Marcus: Yep... just one big hill to climb..

Andrea: Oh..I hate climbing..

Marcus: Really..you lived in the Arctic your whole childhood life, and never got used to climbing..y'know, mountians and whatnot...a hill should be no sweat..

Andrea: Except I left the Arctic..

Marcus: Yeah but..wait..how old did you say you were when that happened?

Andrea: Er..I didn't exactly..

Marcus: Well?

Andrea: I..I think I was..like 17?

Marcus: You think? How can you not remember? Seems to me you wouldn't be able to forget such an event..

Andrea: Yeah..well..

Marcus: Eh..anyway..we're almost there..just a hop and a skip away, so to speak..

Andrea: Y'know, this has been nice... I never thought I'd have a friend..well..ever.

Marcus: Really...you've..never had a friend?

Andrea: Well..besides..uh..my little brother..but..well you know what happened.

Marcus: RIght..I'm sorry about that.

Andrea: It's fine... shit happens I guess.. and I gotta just roll with it. It's why I'm still alive. Cuz I feel like I own my destiny..

Marcus: Well, by the job and lifestyle..you sure don't show it.

Andrea: I don't have to show it...I just know it!

Marcus: Y'know you're right..but I just wonder..what is your dream? What life did you not fulfill..

Andrea: Uh..well.. it's kinda hard to explain.

Marcus: Really, why?

Andrea: Erm..

Marcus: Hold that thought, Andrea! We're finally here! Thank the fucking stars, we made it.. "walks up to the door, tries to turn the knob"...oh what..FUCK!...

Andrea: What's the problem?

Marcus: Locked..just my luck, he left to go do something..now I remember why I stopped hanging with this dude..well aside from the pimping..he would always shove me out of the way to work on his next big business oppurtunity...he's not right in the head at all, and I guess that's what they're looking for..

Andrea: So..what do we do?

Marcus: We wait...

"awkward silence"

Marcus: So...seriously...A FUCKIN' FIRE IN THE ARCTIC?

Andrea: This is gonna be a long day...

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