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A/N:

A Special thank you to Kalianah for betaing this chappie.

Thank you to all the reviewers, alerts and those who put this on their favs!

clancy119, dietpinkcola, luvroffanfic: Thank you for giving me the inspiration to go through with revisions. I'm seriously happy that my readers from before the revision are sticking it through this story when I decided to make an insane suggestion to myself to revise the story when I was at Chapter 20 or something.

snusa, Katiee24, Hope Edwards, MidnightKat, and ninachr: You guys rock. Thanks for sending some love for this story.

Thank you to all the reviewers, alerts and those who put this on their favs. Thank you also for everyone else! Love you all.

Please note this chapter was previously posted before the revision. There are no changes made to it. I kept it in its original form when Kalianah betaed it back in 2009. Keep a look out though, I've revised/rewritten the next chappie and sent it to ElizabethBella to work her betaing magic.

The next future EPOVs will probably not repeat the same things from BPOV, but since there has been some requests for one, so here it is.

I'm sorry about the long winded A/N.

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Chapter 9: By the Balls and More

EPOV

I was fucking happy to return home after I successfully landed my deal with Herald. I am so blessed out of my fucking mind that I get to hang out with my boy, Emmett, tonight including his shackles and chain whom I call Rosalie now that they are engaged. Yeah, my man is actually going to be officially tied down to one pussy. Hell, I wouldn't do that.

I guess tonight I finally get to meet Emmett's baby sister. It's been a long time coming and every time his sister visits, it always just so happens that I would be out of town. If my suspicions were correct I'm pretty sure he was trying to protect his sister from me since I'm a player - just like Emmett once was. I wouldn't blame him for that, hell, if I could I would lock up my sister Alice in a basement to make sure no boy ever goes near her. Nevertheless, I wouldn't need to do that since she actually found a good guy, Jasper. If he didn't treat her right, I would be sure to beat his ass and then proceed to lock Alice up.

Time flew by fast and I hurried my ass up to the club. The bouncer at the door recognized me and waved me over so I didn't have to wait in line to get into the club. As I walked up to the bouncer passing up the line I could hear the ladies literally swooning at my feet, and their guys pissed as fuck because their women want to be up on my shit.

That's right motherfuckers, keep your girls on a leash, because I need to release this sexual frustration out and I'm looking for a girl tonight. In fact, I'm not going to weed out girls just because they are taken – all girls are still going to be fair game tonight.

Hopefully I could find someone I could hook up to help unwind me down. It almost feels like I'm off my game somewhat, but the ladies still throw themselves at me so I don't know what the problem is. Without a doubt, opportunities come knockin' and always present themselves to me, but when I tried to hook up with these skanks when I was down in Arizona I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Furthermore, my thoughts kept wandering off to that angel, my brunette angel. I would feel somewhat disgusted with those hoes in Arizona – from their fake tans, cankles and their face caked with so much make-up which made them look a lot like Bozo the Clown. Usually I'm turned on and want to give it a go, but it seemed nothing could compare to that the brunette's beauty. In any case, I know I will never see her again, but how am I going to get her out of my mind? I should forget about her, but I can't. I guess I should bring some chick home and try to work on getting over her, again. Plus, I need to release the sexual frustration that has been building up for some time.

When I entered the club I didn't spot anyone so I decided to wait at the bar until everyone else arrived. I walked towards the bar and noticed a girl with her back facing me. Despite the club being dark, I could faintly make out the curves on this girl and let me tell you, they were some serious curves. Huh. Maybe tonight she could help release some of this pent up sexual frustration.

Game face on! I'm about to hit this show on the road. In brief, I am going to try my hand on a pick up line that doesn't sound like one. Hey, I didn't want to seem desperate with a cheesy ass line. It will be subtle, so I will pretend she is talking to me when, in reality, she isn't.

I tapped her shoulder and leaned toward her and asked, "I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

She replied "No," and turned around and I was greeted with a stream of alcohol being spit on me. My eyes open to a familiar set of deep chocolate eyes. A light turned on in my head as I realized that they were the same pair of magnificent eyes as my angel…shit, it's her! I couldn't help but continue to stare at her in shock.

Finally some words were coming out of my mouth, more like mumbles, but still. I couldn't help but repeat the words angel, brunette, and beauty. After all, her presence left me in the state of incoherence.

"Um, uh," she said.

I pointed my finger at her to indicate I remembered her and was back to being speechless.

"Hey Edward! My man!" I heard Emmett yell out.

I heard Emmett, but couldn't bring myself to say anything. I wanted to calm my nerves down because I am fucking a man who didn't want Emmett ragging on me, so I nervously started drinking my beer to help me calm down.

Emmett strolled over to me to give me a one sided hug. "Oh hey, I see you met my sister, Bellsy."

Shit started clicking in my head and then SHIT! Iaccidentally spit out my drink on Emmett. Oh fuck! Oh shit! This is his baby sister I will be working with! Oh shit! How am I going to play it cool? Like nothing happened?

"Shit, Edward! What the fuck?" Emmett shouted in shock.

"Fuck, I'm sorry man!" I apologized about the drink, but secretly it was really about sleeping with his baby sister. Hell, I am not that stupid to admit shit like this to him.

Emmett looked at his sister and me and back to Bella and then me, and something must have clicked in his head, because he glared at me when he said "Wait, why are you next to my sister Bella? Is something going on that I should know about?"

My ingenious reply was, "Uh…"

Emmett started charging towards me like a bull and grabbed me by the collar and shook me. "Edward, answer me now!" He yelled harshly.

"Em! Em!" I heard my angel say, saving me from being beaten into a bloody pulp. Wait, MY ANGEL? Fuck, I'm losing it. "I don't know Edward! Fuck, let him go! He just sat next to me to get a drink; it was the only available seat !" Emmett's sister said, obviously lying.

Emmett brushed the collar of my shirt and said, "Sorry man, it's just Bella is my baby sister and I know how you are with girls."

"No problem man! Don't worry, you know I go for blondes." I lied and apologetically eyed Bella.

But, when I looked at her, she was fuming and stomped off. What did I say? Oh, right brilliant Edward! You said you only go for blondes and clearly she was a brunette! I'm such a dumb ass!

"Hey, so how was your trip? Where did you go?" Emmett asked.

Shit, I had to lie to him. I didn't want him to know I was actually in the same state or city with his sister, so I kept it vague and replied, "You know man, here and there, but it was good since I landed another deal."

"That's cool man. So any girls you hooked up lately?" Emmett asked me wagging his eyebrows up and down.

"Come on, Emmett, you know how I roll." I said, lightly punching his shoulder.

"Tell me! I gotta live through some entertainment considering I'm engaged and all." Emmett said.

"Yeah, I hooked up with a girl, got in and got out." I said, trying to avoid the whole thing.

"Man, are you going to give the details of the girl at least?" Emmett begged.

"A looker, a one-of-a-kind beauty," I said, trying not to describe the girl. After all, I didn't think he would want me to get into detail about his sister's fine ass body even though he doesn't know it was actually her I slept with. "Come on, let's get this party started and order some drinks."

"Yeah man! Let's hurry on up so I get to go home and have some hot sex with Rosie." Emmett exclaimed.

I laughed at him. "Same old, same old!"

We ordered drinks for the gang so we could all toast. I turned around and saw Bella, really looked her. She felt almost as if she really meant something to me, I didn't know why, but before I could look away I saw Alice glancing between Bella and me. Damn, that annoying pixie better mind her own business, but no, here she is glancing at me like she knows something is going on. Well, it's actually true, but still.

Emmett and I passed out the shots and my fingers briefly lingered on Bella's soft, slim fingers. I felt a shock course through us as our fingers touched. She looked up into my eyes and I could tell that she felt it too.

We all toasted and one of the songs by Muse started playing. Naturally, my sister was excited since it was one of her favorite groups and pulled Jasper to dance with her. Next thing I know, I was left alone with this brunette beauty.

"Um, thanks for what you did for me earlier," I said appreciatively.

"I didn't do it for you. I did it for my brother." She replied without even looking at me.

Ouch, I thought to myself. I knew she must at least have done it for me in some way without admitting it to me.

I touched her arm and another shock emitted through us and she looked up at me. "I didn't really mean what I said earlier. Blondes are actually Emmett's thing. Actually, I'm into a certain brunette." I replied to her honestly as I gazed into her eyes.

"Sure," she said mockingly.

"No, it's true," I said and then whispered into her ear, "I don't know about you, but I've been thinking about you since that night."

"It was just one night," she answered back. I was taken aback at her response. I really didn't mean it that way. Fuck, why does everything come out wrong? What am I saying! I do want to get laid, but fuck, I'm confused. "Look, don't go around thinking I'm a slut and I do that all the time, 'cause I don't," she said, continuing her reasoning.

"Look, I think we started on the wrong foot, let's start over." I said, sticking out my hand.

"I'm Edward, and your name?"

"Bella."

"Nice to meet you," I said, bringing her hand to my lips for a kiss.

She then smiled sweetly to me as I released her hand.

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?" I asked, beaming at her, hoping she could get that I was trying to be a gentleman, sort of.

She rolled her eyes at me and blushed cutely at me.

"Would you like to go out sometime, get to know each better?" I asked with a hopeful look.

I was almost getting somewhere when I heard a nasally voice shout out, "Hi Eddiekins! I missed you! Let's make up for the time you were gone."

Shit, Lauren.

Great. Just fucking great! Just when I was getting somewhere, the moment gets ruined by this girl who is only good for a quick fuck.

I cleared my throat and gestured to Bella, hoping Lauren would get the idea that I was not in the mood for her tonight.

"Oh, hi, I'm Lauren."

She certainly did not take the hint and was single-handedly ruining my chances with Bella. Of all the things Lauren did, she whispered into my ear, loud enough for Bella to hear and said, "Come on, I missed you! We can go to my place now if you want."

"Hold on, Lauren. I'll talk to you later," I said. I leaned closer to Bella and asked, "So, will you go out with me?" I asked, hoping for a yes.

"I don't know, but if you want me to say yes, prove to me that you're a good guy, because you have a long way to go." She said, walking off and grabbing some ass to dance with her.

Shit, there was no way I was allowing another guy to touch her!

Lauren started pawing me and I brushed her off and said, "Look, not tonight. In fact, not any night! I don't want my dick near someone like you!"

She huffed and walked away, cursing at what a jerk I was being, but she knew not to try to say anything to me. After all, any girl was lucky if they got a romp in the sack with me.

As I was making my way towards Bella, I could see her teasingly push guys off her. I wanted to beat these guys' asses, but I knew she wasn't mine to do that, in the beginning. Besides, it looked like she was handling herself. Good girl, I thought to myself as I saw her push another guy away from her.

I strolled up to her from behind and encircled her in my arms. I felt her tense a little and turn around, slightly pushing me back. I was not going to have none of that tonight and stayed where I was.

Next thing I know she started teasing me, circling my upper torso and then playfully grabbing my hair to bring me closer. My breathing hitched at the closeness of this beauty. All of a sudden, she trailed her fingers down close to my member and stopped, leaving me breathing hard since I had started to get really aroused. She then removed her hands from that area of my body, which was starting to get hard. I wanted her to touch me, so I grabbed her hand, trying to return it to where it belonged, but she teasingly shook her finger at me, telling me no.

Oh fuck, this girl really had me by the balls, because I'm certainly panting after this chick.

She continued on teasing me through this little dance number, which was really turning me on more and more. I desperately wanted to rip the clothes off her body and fuck her right here. It was like a game of cat and mouse and for some reason, she kept leading me like I was the mouse.

I tried to touch her and rub on her through her little teasing dance number, but couldn't since she wouldn't let me.

She was definitely playing hard to get.

I usually didn't like games, but this was a breath of fresh air; instead of a girl who spread her legs for me whenever I wanted it, those who were at my every beck-and-call

She then wrapped her arms around me and sexily whispered the next words of the song in my ears, "Rock wit me now, you gotta long way to go." I continued to dance on with her arms around me and then she continued whispering in my ear with the last line of the song, "Bettah fall back, said you gotta long way to go."

I continued dancing with her and then all of a sudden heard Bella's giggle at a distance. I looked up and saw her and that's when I realized I was dancing by myself. Fuck! I just looked like a complete loser for doing that! Bella then winked at me and smiled seductively before she left the club.

Damn, this girl didn't just have me by the balls, but my dick too.

A/N:

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