Hello again! To sakurahanaalice: Using the fish as a spy is a good idea, I didn't even consider him! Unfortunately, Aryll is biased against fish. Ganondorf liked the idea too, but he's to scared to go against Aryll's wishes... oh well.

Anyway, here's the final chapter!

Chapter 6

The Final Battle and Super-Ultra Ray Guns

"Link, pay attention, this is kind of important!" The frustrated voice of Larry could be heard across the wide, empty ocean.

"But this is a boring story!" Link protested.

"I don't care, now shush!"

"Oh fine!"

"Now, now that we have restored power to the Master Sword-"

"Hey, what's this we thing? I did all the work!" Link shouted, but the only response he got was an impatient glare from his boat.

"Now that we have restored power to the Master Sword, we have to collect the pieces of the Triforce of Courage!"

"Where did all this come from?!" Link asked as he tried to remember whether or not he had missed something during his adventure.

"We need it to get back to Hyrule," the boat said as he rammed into a stray barrel since Link had stopped paying attention to where they were going a long time ago. "I'm confused," Link said sadly as he corrected their course.

"You're always confused, now, we need to find someone who knows where to find the charts that lead to the Triforce pieces."

"Oh oh, I've got an idea!" Link shouted happily. "We should head back to Windfall!" he said. And not even bothering to wait for Larry to say anything, he changed their direction so they were heading back to the previously mentioned island. "I really don't see what good that'll do…" Larry said.

"That's why I'm the hero and you're just the sidekick!" Link said cheerfully, ignoring the look that his friend shot him.

They arrived at Windfall just as the sun was setting. Link jumped off of his boat before they had even stopped, leaving Larry to drift into the dock and bump into it several times before he finally came to a stop. Meanwhile, Link was running around town, throwing pots at random people along the street. After awhile of doing this, Link remembered about the shiny pots in that one man's house. Curious to see if there was now money in these pots, Link went barging in without a second thought. "Hello young man, yes yes, welcome to the auction house!" the man in the blue coat shouted over at Link the minute he entered.

"What are you doing now?" Link asked, looking around for the pots.

"I have set up an auction house here, here people bid on things that they would like to buy!" the man explained as Link ran around, throwing the pots into the wall.

"What do you sell?" Link asked curiously, finally settling down.

"Many things! Today, we have a shiny triangle piece that someone found under the water!" the man said.

"A triangle?! You mean the Triforce? Someone found it already?" Link shouted as he tried to see behind the man.

"You will join today's auction then?" the man asked cheerfully.

"Sure, why not," Link said, sitting down on the floor.

"Ok then! Just raise your hand when you want to make a bet!" the man said as other people began to enter the room. "Today's item, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than the Triforce of Courage!" the man said after everyone had found a place to sit.

A large, dark man started to laugh, "Excellent, soon the Triforce will be mine!" he shouted.

"Ganondorf! What are you doing here?" Link shouted.

"Your sister sent me to get her a joy pendant, but this item is much better!" Ganondorf explained.

"Well you can't have it! I was here first!" Link shouted.

"Oh, ok," Ganondorf said forlornly before trudging back outside.

"Yes yes, no more talking now!" the blue coat man said. "Now, shall we set the bid at… five rupees!"

"Five rupees!? Are you crazy?" Link shouted. "That's so expensive!"

Suddenly a woman shouted out that she would pay ten. Link gasped, "But I want it! I'll do four!"

"No no young man, you must bid higher than the other bids!"

"Um, four?"

"Higher!"

"Four is higher! It's right next to number one, which is what I am!" Link argued.

"This kid is hopeless, we're out of here!" said one of the men. The other people agreed with him and everyone left, much to the dismay of the blue coat man.

"Now look at what you have done! You have scared away all of my potential customers! Well, I guess you got the Triforceat just four rupees," the man said sadly, wrapping up the golden triangle in a sheet of paper. "Four rupees!? Are you crazy? That's so expensive!" Link shouted.

"But that is what you bid for it…" the man said in a confused voice.

"I'll just steal it! Muhahahaha!" Link shouted. He grabbed the piece of Triforce and went running outside, only to come back a few seconds later. "Um, can I have some bubble wrap?" Link asked.

"Sure! Now will you pay the rupees you owe me?" the man asked as he handed over a sheet of the requested item.

"Never!" Link shouted, and he went running back outside, laughing loudly. After he had gotten a fair distance away from the auction house, Link started to jump around on the sheet of bubble wrap, clapping happily every time one of the bubbles popped.

After doing this for a good ten minutes, Link went running back to the auction house, where the man was just getting ready to close. "I have an item I want to sell!" Link said happily. "Really? Let me see!" the man said as Link handed him the Triforce piece. "Well well, this is a nice thing, yes?"

"I guess…"

"We will auction it off for lots of money! Yes we will indeed!"

"Yay!" Link said, clapping as the man stuck the triangle on a pedestal. Out of nowhere all of the people that had been there before came running in, almost as if they could sense when something was being sold. "We will start this auction at… ten rupees!" the man said.

"What?! That's so expensive!" Link protested.

"It is your auction young man, you will get most of the money!" the blue coat man said in a frustrated voice.

"Really? I love money!" Link shouted happily. His grin slowly widened as the people kept bidding higher and higher. Finally they reached one hundred rupees, and just as someone was about to bid higher Link grabbed the Triforce and shouted "Sold!"

"No no young man, we could have gotten much more!" the blue coat man said, pulling his little pigtails in his distress.

"I just want one hundred though, it's a nice number," Link said as the sailor that had won the auction paid Link the amount that had been agreed on while the other people went back to their homes, grumbling to themselves.

"Well, where's my Triforce piece?" the sailor asked as Link slowly counted out his money. "One, two, three… uh, what's next? Let me start over!"

"Here it is, yes yes, come again please!" the blue coat man said. He was just about to hand the golden triangle to the sailor when suddenly Link noticed what was going on, "Hey, that's mine! I won it in the other auction!" the boy protested.

"…But you sold it in this one," the man said, the Triforce still in his hand and the sailor desperately trying to grab it. "You got one hundred rupees for it."

"Yay! Money!" Link said happily, pouring his rupees into his wallet. "Hey, that's mine!" Link shouted as he saw the sailor walking away with the Triforce.

"I won it you fool!" the sailor shouted. But Link was already running towards the large man. The boy grabbed the triangle from the sailor before running off, cackling happily. "Hey, he stole my triangle thing!" the sailor shouted, but all the blue coat man could do was give a helpless shrug before starting another auction, "The joy pendant!"

"I want it!" the sailor shouted at the same time as Ganondorf, who had suddenly appeared.

The evil king turned slowly to face the sailor, "I said, I wanted it!"

"Um, you can have it!" the sailor said, and went running off, following the same path Link had taken.

Meanwhile, Link was showing off the Triforce, and all of the money he had gotten, to Larry, who was trying to act interested. "That's great Link, we should head back to Hyrule now, we need to see how Zelda is doing," Larry said after awhile. However Link wasn't paying any attention to the old king as he tried to figure out how to count all of his money. "One, two, three…um, four! Four! Um… what's next? Let me start over!" Link said happily.

"Oh for goodness sake! Just hop aboard, we need to get moving!" Larry shouted.

"Alright, calm down Larry. I'll count it on the way!" Link said as he leaped into his usual spot. Before they could head off though, the two could just make out the little pitter-patter of little feet coming towards them. "Who's that?" Link asked as a small form appeared in the darkness.

"Hi Link, I've been hired to spy on you!" said the voice of the creepy booger kid from Outset Island.

"How did you get here?!" Link shouted, trying to hide behind his bulging wallet.

"Duh, I took a boat! So, where are you heading?"

"Oh I'm just headed back to Hyrule, I've got the Triforce of Courage!" Link said happily before Larry could stop him.

"You fool! You just told the enemy where we are going!"

"I did?"

"Muhahahaha, I'll be sure to report this to Aryll!" the booger kid said before running off.

"Oops," Link said.

Larry sighed tiredly, "Let's just go."

…Meanwhile, in the Forsaken Fortress…

"Ahhahaha, I have complete control over the seagulls!" Ganondorf's mocking voice could be heard all the way outside of the giant tower. "You just never shut up do you!"

"Nope!" Aryll said, still glaring at her partner in world domination.

"When is your spy going to get here anyway? We need to know where they are headed!"

"He'll be here eventually. You need to learn how to be patient!" Just as Aryll was saying this, the creepy little booger kid from Outset Island came running in. "Here he is!" Aryll said happily as Ganondorf shuddered in revulsion. "He scares me," Ganondorf said quietly while Aryll demanded the creepy kid's report.

"Um, he's headed to some place called Old Hyrule," the small boy said.

"Excellent! Ganondorf, prepare a trap for our friend! And hurry up!"

"Why are we setting up a trap for a friend?" Ganondorf asked in a confused voice.

Aryll gave a disgusted sigh, "I was being sarcastic, sort of. Just set up a trap to stop Link from getting any further!"

"Ok!" Ganondorf went skipping off (he had spent too much time with Aryll).

"Can I have my reward now?" asked the creepy little kid. "You promised me ten rupees."

Aryll scowled at him, "Shut up Zill! Here, take this!" she shouted and she threw the little boy into the ocean.

"Ok, thanks!" Zill shouted back.

"Ahhahahahaha!"

…At the Tower of the Gods…

The sun was just rising when they arrived back at the Tower of the Gods. Link had made it as far as ten rupees before he had to giveup and wave his Triforce piece around so that they could go back underwater. As he was doing this a small triangle started to glow on the back of his hand. "Noooo, it's going inside of me! Get it out, get it out!" Link shouted as he threw the Triforce piece into the ocean.

"Link no! You lost the Triforce of Courage!" Larry shouted.

"Oops."

"Now we have to find it! Get out your grappling hook."

"Never!"

"Link!"

"Oh fine… um, I don't have it…"

"What do you mean?!"

"I got rid of it when I got this!" Link said cheerfully as he pulled out his hookshot. "It's better!" he said as Larry sighed.

"Now how are we going to get it back?" Larry asked as he tried to see through the sparkling blue water.

"Oh oh, I've got an idea! Me me me!" Link shouted, jumping up and down.

"Yes?" the boat asked hesitantly.

"Um… I forgot what I was going to say," Link said with a smile.

"Oh for crying out loud!" Larry was about to reprimand Link some more when suddenly a small boat with four people wearing strange, large hats came into view. "What's up bub?" said the tallest of the group.

"Um, the sky?" Link answered the strange man's question.

"You know what, I feel like I've known you my whole life!" the man said.

"…Ok," Link said, trying to ignore the man as he peered into the water as well.

"Did you lose something guy?" the man asked suddenly after watching Link for awhile.

"I lost the Triforce of Courage and now I can't get into Old Hyrule; and I got lots of money!" Link said happily.

"Hey, we have a grappling hook!" The man said.

"Really?" Link asked, sitting up to get a better look at the boat that was bobbing alongside his. "I'll take it!" Link shouted just as the man was offering to help. Link jumped aboard the other man's ship and grabbed the grappling hook before setting it up on Larry. "Muhahahaha!" Link shouted as he fished the Triforce out of the water.

"Ok, but give it back when you're done!" the man said cheerfully as his group waited patiently for Link to get his missing item back. Finally Link got it out and he was soon waving the golden triangle around again, trying to get the circle of light to come back. A few seconds later and it suddenly appeared, much to the amazement of the other boat and its crew. "So long losers!" Link shouted as he started to sink underwater.

"Hey, what about our grappling hook?" the man shouted after him, but Link had already disappeared under the ocean, cackling madly.

"Oh well, we'll just have to find another one," the man said sadly before going on their way.

After Link awoke from passing out from lack of oxygen (he had once again held his breath the whole way down), he found himself to be back in the air bubble where the large castle resided. "Ahha! We made it!" Link shouted happily.

"Go check on Zelda!" Larry said impatiently.

"Never!" Link shouted before he went running off to check on Zelda. When he arrived he found the statue of himself to no longer be blocking the stairs that led into the basement. "Darn, she got out!" Link said with a pout as he started to lookaround for Tetra/Zelda. Not finding her in the immediate area, Link gave a shrug and made his way down the stairs. "Oh Tetra, where are you?" Link asked in a sing-songy voice. "There you are!" he shouted when he finally spotted her. The princess was standing in the same spot where he had left her, and she appeared to be frozen in place. This, however, was completely ignored by Link as he went running around, shouting out his story of what had happened after he had left her. After awhile Link noticed that she wasn't responding, so he turned around and watched as Tetra, who was glaring angrily at him for not noticing something was wrong sooner, began to glow blindingly bright before disappearing in a cloud of smoke. "Where are you going? I haven't finished my story yet!" Link shouted at the spot where she had previously stood.

Suddenly Ganondorf's voice could be heard drifting over to the boy, "You didn't think that this place was actually safe, did you?" he asked.

"Not really, but Larry did!" Link said cheerfully.

"And before you start talking a mile a minute, you should know that this is just a recording so I can't actually hear you!" Ganondorf said. Link gasped before crossing his arms and pouting, "Fine!" he shouted.

"Now, I've taken Princess Zelda to my tower and I-"

"You mean mytower, right?" the voice of Aryll could be heard.

"Fine!" Ganondorf shouted. "I've taken Zelda to Empress Aryll's tower."

"Ahhahahahahaha! I have complete control over the seagulls!"

Link sighed at his sister's high energy level.

"Now! You have fallen into my genius trap and- ow! Fine! You have fallen into Aryll's genius trap and you will now fall into a deep slumber! Gwahahahahaha!" As Ganondorf's voice faded away a large cloud of dust came falling on top of Link, who started sneezing incessantly. "I don't see how that was a trap, but whatever…" Link said before he went running off to report to Larry.

…Meanwhile, in the Forsaken Fortress…

"What the heck was that!?" Aryll shouted at Ganondorf, who was trying to hide behind his phantom, who was just spinning around and shouting out how much he liked pie. "Um, it was sleeping powder…" Ganondorf said, trailing off lamely.

"That was dust you idiot! How is dust supposed to stop him?!"

"Um, it puts me to sleep," Ganondorf said fearfully.

"That's because you're deathly allergic to it! Link isn't!"

"Oh."

"Well that's just great, now we have to go to Old Hyrule! You!" Aryll pointed a small finger at poor Ganondorf. "Go to your tower and wait for Link there!"

"What are you going to do?"

"Me? I'm going to have a tea party!" Aryll said, her voice suddenly reverting to a sweet little girl's. Ganondorf sighed miserably before marching towards his tower.

…Back at Old Hyrule…

"What do you mean she disappeared?" Larry asked urgently. It had taken Link forever before he had finally gotten to the point, as he had decided that the only way to explain Zelda's sudden disappearance was by telling Larry his whole life's story. "You want me to start over? I think I skipped a few parts…" Link said.

"No!" Larry shouted. "I mean, that's ok. I get the gist of it. You need to get to Ganondorf's tower before he steals the Triforce of Wisdom!"

"But I don't want to saveTetra, she's scary! I think we should save me, I have a piece of the Triforce too after all! What say you?"

"No."

"Well fine!"

"You will be able to get through the force shield this time, now that you have restored the Master Sword's power," Larry said.

"Ok! How do I get rid of the shield?"

"What?"

"You use the sword you fool!"

"Got it! So long loser!" Link shouted as he went running back inside. Along the way he decided that since no one lived there any more, it wouldn't hurt to 'borrow' a few things. Unfortunately for Link, there wasn't really much to steal. He grabbed the two large pictures that he had previously drawn on during his first visit, and a few banners that were hanging on the walls. In just a few minutes Link was laden down with all of the movable items that had been in the castle.

Larry could just make out the green clad boy, moving up the path with his arms filled with all of his new items. "He can't possibly mean to carry all that junk to the tower!" Larry said. He watched as Link dropped his stuff long enough to spin around with his sword to get rid of the barrier. "Yep, that's what he's doing," Larry mumbled to himself as Link retrieved all of the items and went running towards the large dark tower, hardly able to see above the large pile of stuff.

Link finally made it to the entrance of the tower, however he couldn't get there as the bridge leading up to it had fallen. From somewhere in the tower Link could just make out Ganondorf's evil laugh, "Gwahahaha, you can't come in!"

Link shrugged and used his hookshot to get across.

"Noooooo! Fine, you can come in, but you'll never get to where I am! Gwahahahaha!" Link ran through a gloomy hallway, all of his stuff still in his arms, and into a large room that had lava in it. There were four bridges here, and each one led over the lava and to a door. Link dropped his pile of goodies in the middle of the floor before examining these doors to figure out which one to go through first. He finally ended up flipping a coin (or rupee), even though there were four doors and not two. But Link's mind worked differently, and he was soon decided on the door that had a dragon picture on it. Link had to climb around inside this room to get to the next door. He eventually made it, and he soon found himself face to face with a large and scary bug. "Oh my gosh! It's ugly!" Link shouted.

"Well now you've just hurt my feelings! I'm out of this dump!" the bug shouted back before blowing up.

"Huh," was all Link could say before he was suddenly warped back to the main room with the lava. Link then went through the door that had thick vines covered in thorns climbing near it.

After awhile Link found the large plant thing that had tried to eat him when he had been trying to find Makar in order to get the pearl. Link sighed and threw his boomerang, aiming away from the plant so that he would hit it. The plant, who had just started its attacks, was severed from the ceiling for the second time. Before Link could even celebrate his victory, he was warped, yet again, back to the main room. "Stupid crazy warping guy! Quit it!" Link shouted into the empty room. He could just make out a quiet snickering before the room went back to its silent state. Link marched unhappily into the next room, whose door was decorated with skulls, something that freaked Link out very much. He eventually found himself facing the giant ghost that he had fought in the Earth Temple; but with the help of the crazy flashlight guy, Link quickly defeated the ghost. As it started its dramatic death yet again, Medli came flying in out of nowhere. "Um, are you the nice one or the psycho one?" Link asked hesitantly. He sighed when Medli started to fly around the dancing, singing ghost, hitting him with her mini harp. "Yep, she's the psycho one," Link said sadly, right before he was warped back to the main room.

By this time, most of the things Link had stolen had been ruined, as the crazy warping guy insisted on making Link land on the large pile each time. "I can't use any of this stuff anymore!" Link shouted as he dumped his pile into the lava (though what he had been intending to use them for in the first place was still a mystery). "Now, last door!" Link said and he went through a door that was actually rather nicely decorated compared to the others. After running around in this room so he could get to the next door, Link found himself directly in front of the large worm from the Wind Temple, who promptly started to choke on a large pile of sand in his excitement to get to Link. After being warped yet again to the main room, Link turned around to see a brand new hallway appear, leading to a long flight of stairs. After Link had ran up these, somehow avoiding the enemies that were there along the way, Link arrived in a large, dark room. This room had two doors and a large wall made of bricks with a picture of Ganon on it.

Link flipped his rupee again to decide which of the two doors he should take; he ended up taking the right-hand one. Inside this room were four torches that started to light randomly, and a bottomless pit of doom. Link, who hadn't even noticed the torches, was about to head back when he suddenly tripped on a mouse who was trying to say hello, and he fell down into the bottomless pit of doom, which turned out to not be bottomless after all. Link landed in a room that had two doors in it and one of Ganondorf's phantoms. After Link had thrown the phantom's tennis ball back at him, the phantom disappeared, pointing to one of the doors before he went. Link went through this door, only to find the same phantom in the next room, laughing loudly. "You fell for my genius trap! Now we will play another game of tennis!"

"Yeah, whatever," Link said, right before the tennis ball hit him. Link tossed it back, hitting the phantom, who then disappeared, pointing to yet another door. Link, who wasn't falling for the same trick again, went through the other door and found himself in a very foggy room that held a finely decorated chest in the very middle of it. Link marched over to this chest, for some reason thinking that the Triforce of Wisdom would be in it and then he would be super smart and courageous. The only thing he got though was a single light arrow. "Why don't these places have anything good?" Link shouted before marching through another door, only to end up back at the room with the brick wall. "How did I get up here? I fell!" Link asked in a confused voice, right before Ganondorf's phantom appeared yet again. "You again!? Take this!" Link shouted as the ghost started to shout about how much it liked tennis. Link shot his light arrow at the phantom, causing him to explode in a burst of light.

Link began to cackle maniacally as he threw the phantom's tennis ball at the large brick wall. The wall, which had a picture of Ganon on it, blew up as well, hitting Link in the head with all of the bricks that had gone flying. After Link had recovered from this, he went running through the opening and up a long flight of stairs. Along the way he had to run past a whole bunch of monsters, so by the time he arrived at the room where Ganondorf was, he had a whole army of people behind him trying to kill him. Fortunately, Ganondorf only allowed one person at a time into the large room, so his army had to wait until he was done fighting Link before they could come in to kill him. "Hiya Ganondorf! I am Link, Wind Waker!" Link shouted, raising the Master Sword in what he hoped looked like a majestic pose.

"The Wind Waker is the name of the stick you moron!" Ganondorf shouted at Link, who was looking around for Zelda (somehow he completely missed the large bed where Zelda was sleeping). "Really? I thought it was just the wind baton!"

"No, it's the Wind Waker, now can we please move on!"

"Fine!"

"Now, you are too late Link, soon I will have the Triforce of Wisdom for myself! Gwahahahaha!"

Link yawned loudly before he finally noticed Tetra/Zelda in the middle of the room. "Oh hey look, there you are!" Link shouted, waving at poor Zelda who was trying to tell him something important. Link ignored her though, as he started to tell his whole life's story to the young girl, much to both her dismay and Ganondorf's. "Shut up!" Zelda finally shouted at him. Link gasped and then started to pout. "Zelda is so mean!" he grumbled to himself. By this time Ganondorf had made Zelda disappear, which made Link cheer as he didn't care much for her anyway.

"Now, Hero of the Winds, don't let me down!" Ganondorf said as he suddenly started to transform into a giant puppet.

"Oooo, Hero of the Winds, I like that one!" Link said happily. "Oh hey look, a puppet!" Link shouted right before he grabbed the large strings and started to do a puppet show. "Ok, puppet, not a good idea," Ganondorf mumbled as Link forced him to start tap dancing. "Alright that's enough!" the evil king shouted, causing Link to drop his new toy in alarm. "I'm out of here!" Ganondorf shouted before he went flying upwards, towards the roof of his tower.

"Bye!" Link shouted after him, waving happily. Link would have gone straight back to Larry, had the only door not have been locked. Link sighed and started to climb after Ganondorf, hoping that there was a way to get down once he got outside.

Once he arrived outside, he found Ganondorf and Tetra/Zelda to be arguing. "Give me the Triforce of Wisdom!" Ganondorf demanded.

"No!" Zelda shouted at him.

"Please?"

"Well… since you said please," Zelda said as she handed him the small golden triangle.

"Yes! Gwahahahaha! It's all mine!"

"What do you say?" Zelda asked, tapping her foot impatiently.

"Um, thank you," Ganondorf said meekly. "Now, Gwahahahaha! It's all mine! Now I am super smart!"

"Noooooo, I wanted to be super smart!" Link shouted, running up to the pair.

"Ganondorf asked first Link," Zelda said as Ganondorf stuck his tongue out at Link.

"Oh fine! Take this!" Link shouted as he hit Zelda over the head with his shield. "Now, give me the Triforce of Wisdom!" the boy shouted at Ganondorf as Zelda fell into unconsciousness.

"Never!" Ganondorf shouted back.

"Please?"

"No!"

"Then we shall duel for it!" Link said, suddenly slapping Ganondorfacross the face with a glove he had 'borrowed' from Zelda.

"Fine!" Ganondorf said right before he slapped Link back.

"Ow! Fine, you win!" Link said, rubbing his face.

"Gwahahahaha! I win!"

Link threw his Master Sword in his frustration, only to wince when it landed rather close to Zelda, who woke up at this exact moment.

"My hair!" she shouted. Link's sword had accidentally shortened Zelda's long, golden hair.

Meanwhile, way above the trio, Aryll was watching with a bored expression. "Never mess with a girl's hair; my brother is so stupid," she said, laughing out loud when Zelda started to slap Link while Ganondorf cowered on the other side of the roof.

"Sorry! But none of this would've happened if you had just given methe Triforce of Wisdom!" Link shouted the minute Zelda finally stopped slapping him. The young girl glared at him before turning on Ganondorf, "You, this is all you fault!" She shouted, pointing at her short hair.

"What did I do?" Ganondorf asked.

"If you had just let Link win, none of this would've happened!"

"It's not my fault he threw the sword!"

"Yes it is!" Link shouted from behind Zelda.

"Oh fine, take it back, it's not worth it!" Ganondorf said, throwing the piece of Triforce back at Zelda. Link pushed the princess out of the way and grabbed it, cackling happily. "Muhahahaha, it's all mine!" he shouted.

"Link, give it back!" Zelda said angrily.

"Never!" Link was just about to jump off of the tall tower, and probably fall to his death, when suddenly the king of Hyrule appeared from nowhere. "Larry, what are you doing here?" Link asked.

"Oh darn, you guys didn't join all of the Triforce pieces together yet? I wanted to make my wish!" Larry shouted, stomping his foot.

"Ahha! I knew there was something fishy about that boat/king thing! Didn't I tell you?" Zelda asked Ganondorf.

"Yes, several times," the evil king said tiredly.

"He just wanted the Triforce for himself!" Zelda shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Larry.

"No I didn't!" Larry protested at the same time that Ganondorf shouted out, "I knew it!"

"Wait a minute, everybody stop!" Link said suddenly. Everyone froze, even the seagull that had been in mid-flight. "You can make a wish once the Triforce is put together?" Link asked.

"Duh!" Everyone else shouted at him before going back to their bickering.

While the three ignored Link and fought out who was really the badguy here, Link slowly started to sneak towards Ganondorf, whose back was turned to the boy, as he pointed out that Zelda had been the one to have given up her Triforce piece so willingly. "I didn't do it so that I could get all the pieces together!" Zelda snapped. "I did it so that you wouldn't kill me! You're the one who kidnapped me in the first place!"

"I didn't kidnap you! I kidnapped… her…"

"Who?" Larry asked.

"Her! Her! Leave me alone!" Ganondorf shouted, starting to run away only to ram into Link, who had been trying to grab the Triforce of Power from the man. "What do you want?" Ganondorf asked while Larry and Zelda started to accuse each other of acting suspicious the whole time. "Um, your Triforce piece?" Link asked uncertainly.

"Yeah sure, here you go," Ganondorf said carelessly, tossing his triangle to the boy.

"Yes! Now I can make a wish!" Link shouted, making everyone else's attention turn to him.

"He's got the Triforce, get him!" Zelda shouted. Link gave a high pitched scream before running away from the mob that was after him. As he ran around the very edge of the tower, he tried to stick the three pieces together so he could make his wish.

He eventually managed to get them to stay together, and then they suddenly started to glow, making everyone stop running to stare in awe at the shiny Triforce. "It's so pretty!" Ganondorf said, wiping a tear from his eye. Finally the Triforce was complete, and after a few seconds everyone made a lunge to grab it.

"Who grabbed it first?" Zelda asked as she stared at all the other hands that were next to hers.

"I'm not sure, let's just all make a wish and see whose comes true!" Ganondorf said. "I'll go first, I wish I had a pretty princess pony!"

"…That's all you wanted after all this time?" Zelda asked. She gave a disgusted sigh when the evil king nodded happily. "My turn! I wish that I had a super-ultra ray gun! Muhahahaha!" the princess shouted. Everyone stared at her with worried expressions.

"Oh oh, can I go next?" Link asked excitedly.

"Sure, go ahead," Zelda said, examining the nails of her hand that wasn't touching the Triforce.

"Ok! I wish that I had lots and lots of money, and a limited supply of soup! No wait, I mean an unlimited supply of-"

"Too late! My turn!" Larry shouted. "I wish that this whole place would become flooded, destroying all of my enemies so that I can take over the- uh, I mean, save the world! Gwahahahaha!"

"Oh that's a good one," Zelda said while Ganondorf mumbled that that would've been his second wish.

"How long do we have to wait before we know who grabbed it first?" Larry asked.

"How should I know?" Zelda snapped. Just after she said this the whole tower began to suddenly shake.

"Alright, who secretly wished for an earthquake?" Link asked.

"That's not an earthquake you fool!" Ganondorf shouted as it suddenly started to rain. "It's a giant flood!"

"Stupid Larry! Why couldn't you make a normal wish like me and Ganondorf!" Link shouted at the king, who was starting to laugh loudly.

"Mine was normal!" Zelda protested suddenly as the water started to pour down harder.

"Wishing for a super-ultra ray gun is not normal! What is a ray gun anyway!?" Ganondorf argued as Link started to run around, looking for his boat as the water slowly began to rise below them. "I don't know, but it sounded cool!" Zelda shouted over a loud peal of thunder.

"Guys, we can talk about this later!" Link shouted. "How do we get back to the surface?" The boy turned to Larry, who was still laughing. "Larry, do something!" Link shouted, slapping the king in the face. "How dare you! Take this!" Larry shouted and he put both Link and Zelda into large air bubbles.

"Hey, I want a bubble too!" Ganondorf shouted as the two kids started to float up towards the surface.

"No bubble for you!" Larry shouted with an evil laugh.

"Darn!" Ganondorf shouted as Zelda and Link finally broke through the surface of the water.

"Now what?" Link asked calmly as Zelda started to splutter around in the ocean.

"I can't swim!" she shouted.

"What kind of pirate are you? Hey wait a minute… I can't swim either!" Link shouted. "Save me!" he said as he grabbed onto Zelda, who was now back in her pirate clothes (she had somehow gotten them back). "Get off of me!" Zelda shouted as Link's extra weight caused her to sink back under the water.

"Save me!" Link shouted again, just as Zelda's large pirate ship started to approach them. " 'Hoy there Captain!" shouted the big stupid pirate. "Don't worry, we'll get you out of there!" Just as he finished saying that the two kids started to sink. "Hey, where did they go? Oh well, back to Windfall!"

…epilogue…

It had taken awhile, but the pirates finally found Link and Zelda again. After they had fished them out, Link had gone running up to the crow's nest so he could jump down, shredding the sails as he went with his Master Sword; and Zelda had commanded the entire crew to start inventing stuff so she could get her super-ultra ray gun. Link decided that he really wanted to be a pirate after all, and so he ended up staying on Zelda's ship, trying to create a light bulb so that they could make a laser next.

The villagers of Outset Island continued staying brainless, and they had demolished Link's grandmother's house because of the stupid fairy that refused to leave through the door. The villagers of Windfall Island sort of just left after awhile; since they had never figured out how to get their lighthouse going, all of the merchants that tried to get there ended up crashing into the rocks, so Windfall never got any food.

Aryll spent the rest of her life living up in the clouds (how she managed to do this nobody knows), making plans on taking over the world but never really doing any of them; she blamed this on her naturally lazy state, and not having any minions to do her bidding.

Larry and Ganondorf disappeared, but rumors started to spread about two strange people camping out at auction houses, trying to find the Master Sword that Link would most likely sell after awhile.

Everyone completely forgot about the two sages that were still in the Earth and Wind Temples, annoying the hand monsters and planting little trees everywhere. The two finally got bored, and so they switched places since it made more sense the other way around anyway. This completely messed up the Master Sword, however, and so Link sold it as it kept zapping him whenever he tried to pick it up. Larry and Ganondorf missed that auction though, since they had been attending a birthday party for a little kid that day (free cake!), and so a random sailor ended up buying it for one rupee, since it was number one just like Link.

The End

Well, that's it! Thank you all for reading and for reviewing! Oh, and I also don't own My Little Pony (which was what Ganondorf had been wishing for). Anyway, bye for now!