A/N: i'm not going to be posting for a few days because i have a camp to go to. i'll be back on friday 7/2, tho! be ready.


HELLLOOOO! welcome to the second installment of truth or dare - book thief edition!

disclaimer: why do we even need to put these? Why would we be posting on fanfiction if we owned anything?


Me: SO, here we are again.

Liesel: Let's please get this over with. Please.

Rudy: Oh, come on, saumench! You know you want me.

Liesel: Yes, Rudy, I want you soooo much.

Rudy: Really?

Liesel: God, you're stupid. I was being sarcastic.

Rudy: Sure. Sure you were.

Me: Are we going to play?

Rudy: Liesel can play with me.

Liesel: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! *gets up and starts walking away.

Rudy: *Runs after her*

Me: Rudy, get back here!

Rudy: But… she's… leaving…

Me: Oh… well…

Rudy: *sits down with a huff*

Max: *shows up carrying Liesel over his shoulder* I think this belongs to you.

Rudy: YES! Liesel is mine!

Max: Not what I meant.

Me: Okay, let's get to the dares!


LieselRudyForever

I DARE Rudy to perform cunnilingus on Liesel!


Liesel: No. No. NONONONONONO!

Rudy: Yeah… umm… no. That's… a little too… disgusting…

Liesel: *wipes brow in relief*

Me: Rudy, thank you. I really didn't want to see that.

Rudy: I really didn't want to do that. In public, at least.

Liesel: I'm gonna kill you, I swear.

Rudy: Is that a challenge?

Liesel: What? No, get a dictionary.


DestKnight15

I dare Rudy to kiss Liesel and she HAS to kiss him back XD

LOL she was asking for it by mentioning it


Liesel: Ugh. Gawd, what did I do to deserve this?

Rudy: Pucker up, pumpkin!

Liesel: How long?

Rudy: However long you want to, cupcake.

Liesel: Just get it over with.

Rudy: *grabs Liesel and kisses her*

Liesel: *kisses back reluctantly*

Max: (when the kiss is over) now, was that as bad as you thought it would be?

Liesel: *wipes mouth* what do you think?


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