HELLO PEOPLE!

disclaimer: i don't own book thief, or "breathe (2am)" by anna nalick. she owns that.

Me: I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd…

Rudy: You look fully clothed to me.

Liesel: It's a song, smart one.

Rudy: Yes, I am very smart.

Liesel: On what planet?

Max: DO I GET TO DO ANYTHING TODAY?

Me: Well, Max, why don't you open out inbox?

Max: I can't I don't have your awesome-istic-author-powers.

Me: Oh, that's right!

cath luvs cats

Haha, lol. :-)

Possible dare ideas -

Dare Rudy to push Franz Deutscher into the Amper River and then run awwaaaayyy!

Rudy: No. Please, no. He'll kill me!

Liesel: Oh, and wouldn't that be tragic?

Rudy: Angela, do I have to?

Me: Do you want to get kicked out of the game?

Rudy: No, but I-

Me: Then. Do. It. *uses awesome-istic-author-powers to bring out the Amper River and Franz*

Franz: Where the hell am I…? OH, LOOK, THERE'S RUDY!

Rudy: Hey, Franz, some kid over there's using the Fuhrer's name in vein! *points to the river*

Franz: Oh, no he's not! *starts running*

Rudy: *runs up behind Franz and pushed him in*

Me: *Uses author powers to make the Amper River and Franz disappear all in one*

Liesel: Now, was it that bad?

Rudy: God, that was a freaking adrenaline rush.

Max: Can I see if there are any more dares?

Me: No. That's my job.

DestKnight15
XD Rudy, I DID apologize and . . . -slaps Rudy- I'm straight, buddy ;) oh, and so is Angela

I don't know what to say about this, accept hilarious

Max: I dare you to go into the real world. Let's see how you like it ;)

that is all. . . BYE!

Max: YES! YES! Angela, open up the portal-door-thingie!

Me: *opens the door*

Max: *dives out head-first, takes one look, and runs back in* shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the freaking door.

Me: *shuts door* what did you see?

Max: War. Hate. People having sex. Oh mah lord but there were women….. *stares up dreamily into space with a stupid smile on his face*

Liesel: Max. Max?

Rudy: I think he just died inside.

Once agagin, DestKnight15, i love you. i love you SOOOOOOO much! you supply me with the randomness i need to survive! i love you.

and i know that this is kind of weird, me confessing my love to my best friend... on fanfiction... BUT ME LOVES MY MICHELLE S***** G******! and jsyk, i used less/more "*"s than i needed. i did that to protect mah random-supplyer's privacy. *cough* sam *cough*

PLEASE REVIEW WITH DARES! you can ask truth questions, too! i can't do the next chappie until i have 3 more dares/truths from *different* people.