sorry i haven't updated! writer's block and i mainly just haven't gotten around to it... sorry...
DISCLAIMER: i don't even own my copy of the book right now. my neighbor'd borrowing it and i want it back...
Me: Okay, here we are. Sorry we haven't play in a while, but my awesome-istic-author-powers had a brain fart.
Max: I had lots of those in the basement. Without the brain part.
Liesel: So that's why it always smelled down there…
Max: Just pure Jew stink.
Rudy: I'm bored.
Liesel: You're voice is really deep. Have you been gargling gravel lately?
Rudy: If that's code for me getting taller and hotter and longer in certain places… then yes.
Liesel: That's way more than I needed to know.
DestKnight15
Uh. . . Thank you, Angela. . . I think? Pssh, so what if they know my middle name? I don't care XP
XD Rudy, you're funny!
Liesel: I dareth you to. . . Lock Rudy in a safe
Rudy: I give you a hockey stick before you are locked in the safe, good luck ;)
Max: wow, when I say that name, I think of my doggie! Urm. . . I got nothing
Max: Darn. She got nothing.
Liesel: Ooh, this'll be fun…
Rudy: *looks up to the sky* Why, lord?
Me: Rudy, there's your safe.
Rudy: *gives Angela puppy-dog eyes*
Me: Rudy, you're too cute. Just too cute.
Rudy: Do I still have to do the dare?
Me: Ten seconds good with you?
Rudy: For what? Me being locked up or us making out?
Me: Both… but you being locked up first.
Liesel: You. *points to Rudy* Go. In. Now.
Rudy: *climbs in and counts to ten* YAY I'M FREE! Can we make out now?
Me: Hold on. Last dare first.
Crossroadsbuddy1
Ok...Angela if you haven't figured out who I am from the name i am the only crossroads friend who went to NTS and is in your grade.
OK now lets start with dares...Rudy and Max...I dare you to tape yourselves together back to back then jump into a ... lets go with... 20ft...no 362,283 ,01,472 ft. deep pool of water infested with piranhas, sharks and octopuses (That are... 100ft long).
un-tape them selves once they hit the bottom, swim to the top swim to the other side of the pool and...what else can I have them do.. Oh! I know do it again...12 times.
ok now lets move onto Liesel. Lets have her kiss rudy for...7 minuets straight.
or if you want truth Max admits who he likes...Angela admits her school crush...Liesel tells who she would be stuck on a deserted Island with and...Rudy...tells his deepest darkest secret.
all those are optional you can use some or a few of them if you wish but the next thing has to happen in the story...ANGELA HAS TO KISS... her enemy from crossroads with a last name of Thomas.
Me: I know it's you, Susan. I just got off the phone with you and you're going to Canada and missing Bryan's good-bye BBQ and you're going to leave him all sad. thanks a whole frickin' lot.
Max: Who's this Thomas fellow?
Me: First of all, Thomas is his middle name. His last name is Hoeksema or something like that. And no, I am not kissing him. He got a haircut and looks butt-ugly now.
Rudy: If I have to be taped to Max, can we be back-to-back? 'Cause that'd be kinda gay if we were facing each other…
Me: Sure. *tapes them up* And I'm making the pool 20 feet deep, filled with harmless goldfish, and you have to do it only once.
Max: I love you, Angela.
Me: I love you, too, Max. Not get in the pool.
*Max and Rudy complete their dare*
Rudy: Well, at least I get to kiss Liesel.
Me: I'm editing that dare, too. You're kissing me for one minute.
Rudy: Well, at least I get something.
*crazy intense make out session between me and Rudy*
Me: *backs away dazed* whoa…..
Rudy: I love you.
Liesel: I'd want to be stuck on a deserted island with Papa.
Max: That was random.
Liesel: It was my truth question and I wanted to change the subject.
Max: Ah. Well, I don't like anyone because I've never met anyone because I've been trapped in a frickin' basement for the prime of my life. *Sits down with a huff and blows over-long bangs out of his face*
Me: I like you, Max. You're my favorite.
Max: *face brightens* Really?
Me: Yup.
Rudy: My deepest and darkest secret is that I love Liesel Meminger.
Liesel: That's not a secret.
Rudy: Oh well. I still love you.
PLEASE REVIEW! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE! i need 2 more dares/truths to write the next chapter!