lol... i love this chappie... it's got Auguste in it...
DISCLAIMER: i do not own book thief of siLOam. but siloam is awesome and i have met them and they signed my this is the night CD. they're on itunes. check them out. they're awesome.
Me: Oh mah gawd I just love Siloam…
Rudy: Excuse my texting language, but WTF is that?
Me: The most awesomest band in the world.
Rudy: Don't you mean Big Time Rush? Because I thought you liked them…
Me: Well, they're awesome-er. Kinda. They're not that famous, though.
Liesel: Why don't you bring them here?
Me: I will, but only Alden and Auguste. I like them the most.
*author powers do wonders*
Auguste: Where am I?
Alden: Come here, baby sister. I will hold you through it.
Auguste: Uh, no. I'm 14, now. I'm a big girl.
Alden: Yeah. One who dies her hair orange, and then pink and maybe blue next.
Me: Hello? I'm here.
Auguste: OH MY GOD YOU'RE THAT CHICK THAT SAID THAT HER BEST FRIEND LOOKED LIKE ME!
Me: Yup, that's me.
Max: Hey, Auguste, you're kinda cute.
Auguste: Hey, whoever-you-are, you're old and I'm a minor.
Max: Touché.
DestKnight15
Aw, no fair, Angela!
I have the same dare for Rudy and he HAS to do it! And if you, Angela, try to adjust it again, I am. . . . I'll think of some kind of threat XD
Hmm. . . I still got nothin
Rudy: But you did lock me in a safe…
Me: Oh well. AGAIN!
Rudy: NOO… *is locked in*
Liesel: Ha ha, sucker! *whispers to me* That Alden guy's kinda cute.
Me: Try drop dead hot-'n-spicy.
Alden: I heard that. I don't wanna stick around some crazed fan girls.
Me: It's okay! It's alright! I care! I'm gonna save your life!
Alden: You're just quoting Tell Me. Not fair.
Me: tell me it's alright, tell me it's okay. If you don't care, I'm not worth your time. If you do care, you might save my life…
Alden: I'm out. *disappears*
Auguste: YES! HE'S GONE!
Me: You're not very nice to your brother.
Liesel: At least he's alive…
Rudy: *from inside the safe* it's okay, Liesel.
Max: Come here.
*they cuddle with insane cute-ness*
Me: Okay, while you two are in your insanely cute cuddle-fest, here's the last dare:
peanutthatbutter
Oh my gosh no! You made out with Rudy. :'o Oh well, at least he devotes himself to Liesel. And a dare, huh? Or a truth...? :/ But that would be boring.
DARE THEN!
I dare Rudy and Liesel to be locked together in handcuffs for a whole chapter! Not much of a dare, but I'm creating chances for Rudy here so bare with me. ;D
Liesel: But Rudy's locked in a safe… Aww… SUCKER!
Rudy: MEAN!
Me: HEY! DON'T COPY LOGAN AND HIS CUTENESS!
Rudy: Can I get out so I can complete me dare? I think I've had enough.
Me: But DestKnight15'll kill me!
Rudy: *suddenly out of the safe* I'll protect you, baby. *kisses me on the cheek*
Me: Peanutthatbutter doesn't like you because you're cheating on Liesel with me.
Rudy: Fine. Gimme the handcuffs.
*handcuffs magically appear on their wrists*
Rudy: I wasn't going to lock them to her wrist… but, oh well. *kisses Liesel with insane passion*
Auguste: Aww… that's cute… Can I say and be a part of this cuteness?
Me: Yes. Would you like dares and truths, too?
Auguste: Please.
Me: YOU HEARD THE WOMAN! GIVE HER DARES AND TRUTH QUESTIONS, TOO!
Austuste: I'm actually younger than you, so I'm really not a "woman" yet...
Me: OH WELL!
PLEASE REVIEW WITH DARES AND TRUTHS! AND SOME FOR AUGUSTE, TOO!