HI PEOPLE! please, no more life-threatening dares *cough* destknight15 *cough*. this story is supposed to be funny and not a tradgedy. and i love (most) all the characters. don't make me kill them.
DISCLAIMER: i don't own book thief, siloam, proof, or gabrielle's awesome electric violin. i really wish i did, tho!
Auguste: HELLO PEOPLE!
Me: God. You've only been here for one chapter and you've already taken my spot.
Auguste: Tee hee hee. I still kinda like that Rudy guy. He's cute.
Rudy: *stares at Auguste and starts to walk towards her, but he's hand-cuffed to Liesel*
Liesel: Haha. That's what you get for hitting on a rock-star.
Auguste: Actually, I'm not a rock star. More like a Christian-rock star.
Alden: Finally you got it right.
Auguste: HOLY CRAP WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
Alden: I've always been here, watching over you.
Auguste: Don't go all angel on me.
DestKnight15
Hey, Auguste! I'm the one she claims you look like. Pssh, if Adien knew I'd be willing to dye my hair orange, or blue, or even black w/ neon red stripes, I really don't know what would happen :\
Oh well, I wont kill you, Angela (possibly) as long as he was in the safe for more than 10 seconds, I don't care
Siloam IS a good band, but I still adore Big Time Rush more. . . No offense, Auguste, you seem pretty awesome! I just love Carlos & his stupidity and Logie and his adoreable-ness :3 he's so cute!
so let's have Rudy jump off a cliff. . . NO, wait, Liesel, PUSH him OFF the cliff! Muahahaha!
Alden: My name is "Alden"! Not "Adien" or whatever that was.
Rudy: Why does she hate me?
Liesel: Why doesn't she hate you? Let's get that cliff out here?
*author powers*
Rudy: *peeks over the edge* Um… okay, I'll do this one.
Liesel: Lemme see that cliff. *looks over* Why the hell is this cliff 10 feet high and have padding under it?
Rudy: Because she loves me.
Liesel: Yeah. Let's see if she loves you after you're dead. *pushed Rudy off the cliff*
Rudy: *jumps back up* That padding is really bouncy.
Liesel: NOT FAIR.
Me: Oh well.
*cliff disappears*
crossroads buddy
...I'm still in Canada so let's see if I can come up with anything here...ummmmmmmmmm...
Tell me the truth about...Auguste what is your favorite song on your this is the night CD...
Max...what's your fav animal...
Liesel would you rather...get swallowed by a whale or bitten by a fox with rabies...
And Rudy if you had to murder Liesel how would you do it...
And Angela...I want to know... Which one in the truth or dare group is your fave.
I also dare...Auguste...to...let Alden treat her like a truly helpless baby sister for...one day.
I dare Auguste to bring her brother sisters and chuck to the set
Then I dare Angela to conger up a stage then I dare Angela to bring me there.
Finally I dare Siloam to put on a private concert for the people there. And you have to do all the steps in the order given...and if you alter this dare I will kill you at the next xroads meeting.
Me: FYI, Susan, there is no next X-roads meeting. The next if AtF. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Auguste: Um… (A/N: And for the record, I didn't really ask her this question, even though I should've) my favorite song on the This is the Night CD would have to be Through Your Eyes.
Max: Well, my least favorite is rats. I ate them. So I guess my favorite would have to be… a whale.
Liesel: A whale?
Max: What? I like whales.
Liesel: Well then. I'd rather get bitten by the rabid fox. Maybe then I'd be in love with Rudy.
Rudy: Babe. Don't deny it.
Me: Personally, I like truths. For this fanfic, I like dares. They're more involved.
Auguste: Seriously? I'm gonna kick your-
Alden: *puts a hand over Auguste's mouth* Shhh… don't say nasty words.
Auguste: And his dare begins.
*author powers*
Alden: AH! WHEN DID GABRIELLE AND GEORGIA AND CHUCK GET HERE?
Gabrielle: I just got here. Duh.
Georgia: I've always been here. You just didn't see me.
Chuck: Honestly, I still have no idea how I got here.
Auguste: YOU GUYS ARE HERE!
Alden: Shh… honey stop yelling. I might have to spank you.
Auguste: Bite. Me.
*author powers*
Chuck: Yeah! My drums are here!
Georgia: My keyboard!
Gabrielle: MY ELECTRIC VIOLIN! (A/N: Yes, Gabrielle does play an electric violin)
*they all take their places*
Susan: Hi Angela!
Me: Holy crap when did you get here?
Susan: I came here.
Me: Great. Now I have to do this with you and not go on my date with Max.
Max: WE WERE GOING ON A DATE?
Me: Now we are. *ditches Susan and brings Max to the concert*
Siloam: ba-dubah, ba-dubah, ba-dubah, ba-dubah
Armchair rock star, you're so hardcore.
But I know there's so much more to you.
You act like life's just a stupid game.
You're cool but not enough to hide the pain.
Show me, show me who you really are.
I want proof, tell the truth, show me you.
Open up to something more, the kind of love you're dying for.
Ba-dubah, ba-dubah, ba-dubah, ba-dubah.
You're lost in a world underneath your skin,
Too afraid to let anyone in your heart.
A sad masquerade, just a way to survive.
Without love, it's just a sui-suicide.
Show me, show me what's behind your eyes.
I want proof, tell the truth, show me you.
Open up to something more, the kind of love you're dying for.
Love calls your name, and suddenly your heart is beating.
Let love embrace all you are and all you're feeling.
All the tears and all the weakness, that's the place where mercy leads us.
Proof, proof, I want proof. Proof, proof, I want proof.
I want proof, tell the truth, show me you.
Open up to something more, the kind of love you're dying for.
Ba-dubah, ba-dubah, ba-dubah, ba-dum ba-bah.
*author powers*
Auguste: Aww… everyone left…
Alden: I didn't.
Auguste: Well… I like you.
Alden: Ahem?
Auguste: Fine. I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER! *hugs Alden almost to death*
and for the record, susan, you didn't tell me to take you to the concert. you just told me to bring you there. hahaha.
only 3 more chapters left! if you still want me to publish something kinda like this, just review/PM me and tell me exactly what you want.