enjoy!
Me: Auguste, please give me the pants back.
Auguste: NEVER!
Liesel: What's going on? And why do you need those pants?
Me: Auguste stole them.
Liesel: Are they yours?
Me: No. They're Rudy's.
Rudy: Please. Get them back.
*author powers*
Rudy: AND MY UNDERWEAR, TOO, PLEASE!
Auguste: I like having control of her powers!
*author powers*
Rudy: PLEASE STOP UNDRESSING ME!
Me: Okay, give them back, Auguste.
*author powers*
Me: Okay, now that's just perverted. Give me my shirt back, and give Rudy back his clothes.
Auguste: Fine…
DestKnight15
Heehee, sorry, Alden, typo. That's what I get for using my stupid iPod to send reviews, I guess. Forgive me?
Angela, if you don't like the dares I send in, I'll just stop, bye
Rudy: NO! DEST! COME BACK!
Me: She's not actually leaving. She's just not gonna review anymore.
Rudy: I'll kill myself. I swear, I will.
Me: No, you won't.
Rudy: If it gets her to be your friend again, I'd do anything.
Me: She's always gonna be my friend! Only something serious could break that! (A/N: I LOVE YOU MICHELLEEE!)
Max: I'm bored.
Liesel: Again? Like you were in the basement for 2 years?
Max: Déjà vu.
Crossroadsbuddy1
ANGELAAAAAAAAAAAAA!THAT WAS NO FAIR YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT! I WOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AT THE ATF MEETING! I DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF 7,000,000,000 FEET TALL INTO A PIT OF SLIME WITHIN THE LAYER OF A SICKLY DERANGED LUNATICE WHO CUTS OFF BOTH YOUR ARMS AND BOTH YOUR LEGS THEN SEWS YOU UP AND MAKES YOU WATCH AS HE EATS THEM THEN THROWS THEM UP AND SEWS THEM BACK ONTO YOUR BODY WITHOUT ANY ANISTETIC OR PAIN KILLERS AT ALL AT ANY POINT IN THIS DARE! THEN THE LAIR WILL EXPLOAD AND YOU WILL BE LEFT A QUIVERING MASS OF BURNED FLESH ON THE TOP OF THE CLIF WHICH WILL EXPERIANCE AN AVALANCH AND THROW YOU ONTO THOUSANDS OF BIG POINTY ROCKS THAT SPEAR YOUR BODY AND YOU HAVE TO LAY THERE STILL WITHOUT PAIN KILLERS FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER!YOU HAVE TO USE THIS AS THE FIRST DARE IN THE CHAPTER AND LET ONE OF THE OTHERS TAKE YOUR PLACE AS AUTHOR FOR THE SHOW! YOU CANNOT DIE CANCLE OR ALTER THIS DARE IN ANY WAY! THERE IS NO GETTING OUT OF IT! !
thats what you get...and as for the rest of you I got nothin...
have fun as authors...ooorrrrr...
...ok angela i'll give you an option you can ither do the dare above or join me in as a character since it looks like fun.
Me: I'll go kill myself now.
Rudy: But you can bring her here and then you don't have to die!
Me: If she comes, I will die. *completes dare*
Rudy: She's… she's dead… I wonder if I'll get her author powers…
*author powers*
Liesel: Someone just did something. Wonder who it was…
Me: IT WAS ME! I used them to speed up time until I was better again! MUAHAHA.
Max: That was epic.
Me: I know!
R&R! two more chapters!