well, you know the drill...

Me: Let's get going. I had volleyball tryouts today and family coming in from Arizona. Get this over with.

Rudy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Me: And then that someone had to clean the floors after a 4-hour constant work-out in a stick smelly gym.

Rudy: Oh, I see.

Me: Ugh. I'm so tired. *falls asleep*

Crossroadsbuddy1

OK NOW YOU ARE TICKING ME OFF SINCE YOU KEEP FINDING LOOPHOLES! gotta think gotta think... what will make you mad and has no loop holes...

got it.

I dare Max and Rudy to stab each other in the heart. no surviving aloud. no healing aloud. no becoming zombies or any other form of the undead. no becoming ghosts/angels/spirits/devils/ demons/ anything else that is a lost or revived soul. no cloning/having twins. you can only replace them with people I know and am friends with/like if you decide to do so. You are not aloud to burry hem either. let them rot in place and stink up the room.

I dare liesel, and auguste to go into the real world and find the deranged lunatic from my last dare and allow him to do whatever he wants with them. and since he is in the real world you have no control of what he does. they are not aloud to come back at any point in the chapter. you are not aloud to communicate with them. you can check up on them threw the portal but you are not aloud to communicate through text/phone/using your voice/sighs of any kind/any other form of communication someone has thought up INCLUDING telepathy and telegraph. they must follow the same communication rules. also if you want to replace them you have to follow the same rules as for Max and Rudy and you can't use me as a replacement since i know you're probably getting ticked at me by now..

the dares and anything that happens because of them must last for at least 100 lines and one dare (durring which whoever the dare is for is aloud to temporarily stop while preforming.) all lines pertaining to said dare do not count towards your 100. YOU CANNOT ALTER THIS DARE! YOU ARE NOT ALOUD TO FIND LOOPHOLES! also this means you will not only need an entirely new cast of characters it means it will be amusing for me to read.

horrible grammar. "aloud" is supposed to be "allowed". Two: I can't permanently kill anyone. It's called a "Book Thief" Fanfiction for a reason.

Me: Umm… I've got a few points with this particular dare. One: you have

Rudy: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Max: Well, at least we die together, buddy.

Me: No, no, no, no. You two are not dying! I won't let you!

Liesel: Well, that person said that they have to do it. so… I guess it's inevitable.

Auguste: YAY! REAL WORLD!

*everyone completes the dares*

Me: NOOOOOOO! I'M ALL ALONE!

Me: *wakes up* God, I just had the most horrible dream!

Max: What happened?

Me: This person sent in these dares that ended up in everyone being either dead, missing, and replaced.

Rudy: Oh. Well then. Was this said person DestKnight15?

Me: No. But we do have a review from her!

DestKnight15

Alden never answered me :'(

Auguste, no more author powers for you XD

Rudy, don't kill yourself, please. I'll pretend to like you if you don't kill yourself!

It is 4:00AM! I'm sooo tired, but I can't sleep!

Hmm.. I have a dare for Angela.

I dare you to put me into this truth or dare :) it'll be like havin two Auguste's MUAHAHA!

Again, I'm really tired, so I'm a little slap happy and I think anything is funny right now

(falls asleep. Hits head on the wall.) I'm awake! I'm awake...

Alden: Yes, I forgive you. It's just a typo, and besides, Angela said you get those a lot.

Auguste: Oh, darn. *snaps fingers like Sniper the Fox*

Rudy: I knew you loved me. I just knew it.

*author powers*

Destinee: *gets into the tornado-drill position* WHERE AM I?

Me: You're in FanFiction-land.

Destinee: Ah. I see.

Me: Well, Destinee, I love you and all. And even though you just got here, we have to end this. It's already almost up to 4 pages on my computer.

Destinee: BYE PEOPLE! I LOVE YOU!

seriously, i'm getting p*ssed at people trying to kill the charcters. most of them die in the book, anyway! well... Rudy anyways. seriously, stop trying to kill them or i won't do the dare at all.