Mangary-
DAMN THAT WEST! Why did he have to interrupt me in my awesome letter writing session? Anyway, I am so awesome!
Okay, I am now going to explain my second reason for asking you to not destroy my letter. I…um…I love you. Argh! Why did I say um? Anyway, I do love you, really I do. That is why I got so angry with you when I heard that you married that stupid aristocratic piece of bullshit. How could you not realize that I am the one that cares for you, not him? I let you hit me on the head with your stupid frying pan, and I take it with dignity. You remember when we were children and I groped you? I feel bad about that Mangary, really I do. It is a sin to grope a woman! I learned that from Old Fritz, and I remember everything he tells me. That really says something now! –Okay Gilbert, get a grip now. Chill.-
I am sorry for the rambling outburst. I am just upset that I never told you how I felt before you got married to Roderich. I love you, Mangary. I know you would not divorce him, but I'd like you to consider my words and write back. YOU STILL DIDN'T FREAKING REPLY!
-Gilbo