Okay guys, I know I said I'd update quick, but I didn't sooo... don't kill me! I was busy and I broke both my arms over summer because I'm stupidly clumsy! I fell out a tree. I ran up it cause a spider was chasing me and then I realized how high up I was and kinda fell of. I know, what a klutz! Anyway here is the chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing not even Carlisle's pen! Boo hoo!

Chapter 4:

Edward wasn't here, and I was gonna die! He was so ugly and without his ugliness I looked worse than normal! It was like there was an Edward shape hole in my life and in my bag. Maybe that's where my money went! Jessica was being annoying and saying her thoughts out loud.

'Bella is so annoying, what does Edward see in her? I am so much prettier than her, more natural swing of hair, sexy pout at Mike! God I am so gorgeous!' God she was so annoying.

More days passed and the Edward hole in my life and bag was getting bigger and I was losing more and more money through it! When I walked into biology I saw that Edward was there and I threw myself into his lap.

'I missed you Eddie boy, you are so ugly! Tee hee!'

'I didn't really miss you Bella because I was eating people but they didn't taste as good as you would. ONLY JOKING I WAS CAMPING… AND MAKING MY SKIN SPARKLE! Oh wait, I'm meant to be mysterious! I mean I was nowhere. Doing nothing, and I wasn't eating people, or sparkling, or eating people, or running away from you, or eating people and I most definitely am not a vampire!"

"Oh, okay Eddie-kins, if I had more brain cells (I think I have about 213, or maybe its 4 I'm not that smart.) I would think you were using reverse psychology, but since I'm not it's, like, whatever!"

"Hello, my name is Edward Cullen."

"Yeah I know Eddie, I'm Bella remember? Do you have a concussion like me? It makes me forget stuff. Important stuff which is… oh I forgot."

"No, I was told to say that to sound normal. Bella, why aren't you breathing?" I was slowly turning purple.

"Oh yeah that was the thing I forgot! Thank you Eddie! "

"Okay class today we are going to…" I zoned out staring t his greasy unbrushed hair. I was in, what's the word, oh love!

Chapter 5:

Everyone was going to beach next Saturday and I was going because I have no friends and I am a sad loner. We were walking to biology and I was tripping over every step I took. I had just got over my concussion when BAM, another one hits me! I have tripped over so many times I am surprised I am not stupid or something!

As I walked into biology the smell of blood hit me and I collapsed onto my desk over theatrically.

'Bella are you okay?' asked my biology teacher. Of course I was, I mean it's just another … what was I saying? Goats are cool! I 3 Eddie boy! The whole class was laughing now; guess I said it out loud. Oh well!

"Bella do you want me to take you to the nurse, I love you?" Mike said.

"No Mike, I'll be jellybeans!" Wait what did I say? "I mean fine! I'll be fine!"

"Um, I'm taking you anyway, I love you." He said and dragged me to the nurse's office.

"Put me down" I shouted at him. He did. Maybe if I pretended to be asleep he'll go away! Yeah, brilliant plan, Bells! I laid my head down on the pavement and closed my eyes, I was sooo good at this; I should be an actress!

"Bella?" a voice shouted at me. Oh crap he found out I was pretending! I am so dea- "Is she okay?" or maybe not! YAY!

"I think she fainted, I love Bella!" Hee hee, they didn't know I was pretending!

"Bella can you hear me?"

"Yes," I said "wait I mean, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Bella, I know you're not asleep."

"I am too!"

"No you're not!"

"Yeah I am!"

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