The End Of An Era
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A.N – Hello, I'm really, really, really sorry for not updating sooner, I'd say its not my fault, but then I wouldn't be telling the truth, I haven't been able to come up with anything to write, so until i do, this is just a filler chapter.
Bella's P.O.V
So Edward decided, that he wants me to get to know his family, which is why I'm, sitting in the back on Rosalie's B.M.W with the she-devil herself, Alice and Esme, I'm reluctantly being dragged shopping, in Seattle, no matter how much complaining I do they wont let me get out of it, I tried to jump out of Edwards bedroom window earlier, but Alice was one step ahead of me, and waiting for me at the bottom, Damn future seeing sprite.
We got in the Seattle's limits just before noon, where Alice forced us out of the car, then dragged us into the mall, we went into Christian laboutin first, where Alice said they had the cutest shoes, that she had to get before a two-bit harpy came in, I had to admit the shoes were gorgeous, they were a bright red, 7inch stilettos, with black stripes surrounding the front of the shoe.
An hour later we were out of Christian Laboutin's with 4 pairs of shoes for myself, Rosalie had 6 pairs, and Esme being the most mature one got just one pair, against Alice's wishes of course.
4 Hours Later
We were leaving the mall now, I had brought, by demand, 13 pairs of shoes, 6 pairs of jeans, 4 skirts, and a bunch of top, oh and you got to remember the lingerie, 13 sets.
Alice decided that we should go and see a movie, after we all agreed of 'The Messengers', we walked into the room, and sat in one of the middle rows of seats.
We we at the part of the film, where the man that came to work for the family was getting attacked by crows, when popcorn came sailing by our heads, I looked behind me, as did Rosalie and Esme, Alice was just laughing her little pixie head of, there was only a young couple seated behind us that were laughing hysterically, Rosalie just huffed and flipped them of, then went back to watching the movie.
Fifteen minutes later more popcorn came sailing over our heads, I turned around to see the couple laughing again, but thats not what caught my attention, it was the scent that I would recognize anywhere.
"Edward Antony Masen Cullen if you don't get you but down here now I will cut you up into tiny little pieces and eat them" I shouted, I was seething how could they be so childish, and to impose on our day out, that he organized.
A sheepish looking Edward popped his head out from behind the seat of the couple, and go up, but before he could move he turned to the couple "Thank you for the popcorn" He said in a voice that showed no remorse.
I was pissed.
"The rest of you can come down here as well your not getting away with this you morons" Rosalie called out with an expression of pure rage on her face.
Within a few second they were all standing in front of us, Edward was looking to giddy for my liking, well he is going to be in the midst of my wrath in a moment that expression wont stay on his face for long, Emmett was laughing so loud the room shook, of course the jokester would find this funny, Jasper was standing with calmness, looking at Alice fondly, who was trying to catch her breath from laughing so much, Esme was looking at all the boys with a look that screamed, disappointed, what surprised me the most was that Carlisle was standing there, with a smile on his face, He was always so old (figure of speaking) and responsible.
"Carlisle" Esme gasped in shock, fully registering what she was seeing "Your going to be in so much trouble" She actually tutted.
Rosalie was seething that much I could tell she looked like she was prepared to go into battle with the stance she was at, I can only guess Emmett is not getting any for a long time.
Alice had finally calmed down thanks to jaspers gift, "Jasper I love you" Was all she said with a shit eating grin, Jasper just smiled in response, knowing hes of the hook with her, while I just rolled my eyes at the two of them.
I turned back to Edward, pointed to the exit "You Car NOW" I said with a blank look on my face.
In all of the time it took us to get home, Edward and I didn't exchange one word to each other, he sat there pouting, looking like the kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
As we stepped into the house, I pointed to the lounge "Get" I hissed at him, he looked startled by the sound of my voice, It's not like I've never been annoyed with him, even in our human lives, he was annoying, but I love annoying Edward just as much as the rest of him, its just that I always forgave him so quickly, today he is going to get a taste of his own medicine.
"Sit down and don't move, wait for the others to get back" Edward looked scared I just wanted to give him a big hug and tell him I'm not angry anymore, but where is the fun in that.
We didn't have to wait long for the rest of them to come back, Emmett on arrival looked like a wounded puppy, he needed petting, jasper didn't look fazed at all, Alice is to soft, I couldn't tell with Carlisle as he has a good poker face.
We made all the boys sit on the couch, next to each other, it was a bit difficult, as there were four men, sitting on a three seater, but why should they be comfortable.
"Right here is what is going to happen, we are going to take away one thing from you that you love for a month" I spoke with authority.
"Emmett you will be going with out sex" The look on his face was priceless, I wanted to laugh out load so i did just that, hey I'm evil what can you say.
"Carlisle you can not read medical journals/books of that kind" Poor Carlisle I don't think he did anything else.
"Edward no piano, no wait I like listening to you so thats out of the question, erm oh I know, you are not allowed to use the Volvo" If he looked bad when I mentioned the piano, then I don't want to describe what he is looking now.
"Jasper your not allowed to eat human food, cause I know that you don't do that anyway but you are all sweet and I love you" Alice said, looks like jasper is getting of with this.
Hmm, you It was just a bonding chapter for the girls, sorry if you didnt like it, and sorry i havent updated in so long :D
READ: Twilight diaries and Alice with chocolate. by i-love-Stefan Salvatore-4ever.
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