Okay, this will be fun. I plan on enjoying myself a lot in this one. Bwahahaha!

I do not own Teen Titans. Wipe your tears off the computer screen.

Chapter Three:

Robin called Starfire on her Communicator. He had very little time before his very unusual mission, and he wanted to get a headstart. "Starfire, come in."

The screen crackled until it cleared to show a clear picture of the Tameranean heroine. "I am here, Robin. What trouble is there?"

"There's no trouble, Star, but I need to know where you are."

"I am located at the mall of shopping. Raven wished to find a set of normal garments. I am so pleased that she agreed to some 'girl time'!"

Robin carefully controlled his facial expressions. He knew why Raven had a sudden interest in going clothes shopping. She had a date. "That's great, Star. The special mission I need you to do involves the mall."

Confusion showed on the teenage girl's face. Robin couldn't help but think she looked extremely cute like that. "I do not understand, Friend. What 'special mission' do you require?" The confusion changed to suspicion.

Robin finally allowed a small smile (more like a smirk) rise on his face. "Star, you won't believe this but..."

BB/Rae

Raven was finally satisfied with an outfit. It was simple just the was she liked things. A soft midnight blue skirt swished at her knees with matching high heels. She wore a plain black short sleeved shirt that showed off her figure nicely. Raven bit her lip and put on a pair of black slacks under her skirt.

There. Now she felt she was ready. She took off her new clothes and put her uniform back on.

Suddenly a squeal that could have been heard from China sounded through out the mall. Raven groaned and muttered a single word. "Starfire."

Raven quickly paid for her purchases and went to find what could make her friend squeal at that impossible octave. She soon found the red haired beauty floating around the fountain in the center of the mall. A small crowd had gathered to view the spectacle. Some were actually taking pictures.

Starfire finally noticed Raven and practically tackled her in a humugous bear hug. Poor Raven.

"Star-fire. Can't. Breathe!"

Starfire quickly let go, but she didn't even try to take that grin off her face. It literally went from ear to ear.

"Starfire, what happened?" she said impatiently.

"Oh, Raven! Robin just gave me the most wonderful news! He told me -" Starfire suddenly paused. Robin had specifically told her to keep the plans a secret from Raven and Beast Boy. "Robin just told me Silkie has...spoken! Yes, he has learned a new word! Is this not wonderful?"

Raven stared at the Tameranean princess for several minutes before finally deciding that she didn't want to pursue this. At all.

"Okay then. Let's go back to the Tower, Starfire."

Starfire shook her head. "I have many things I still must do here. Perhaps you could go back to the Tower, our home."

Raven shrugged. "Suit yourself. See you at the Tower."

As Raven's black aura flickered from sight along with Raven herself, Starfire smiled to herself. A smile that could only be described as an evil smile.

BB/Rae

Cyborg was just putting the finishing touches on his homemade tiny listening devices when Robin walked through the Common Room door. "Did you tell Star her part of the plan?"

Robin rubbed his ears. "WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?"

Cyborg looked at his friend questioningly. "YEAH. DID YOU TELL STAR HER PART OF THE PLAN?"

Robin nodded. "YEAH. AND I STILL CAN'T HEAR RIGHT AFTER SHE HEARD."

Cyborg chuckled to himself. That girl did have some pipes.

Suddenly Raven appeared in her black aura with some shopping bags. That was a sight Cyborg never thought he would see.

"Hello Cyborg, Robin."

"Hey, Rae."

"WHAT?"

Raven rolled her eyes. "I GUESS YOU HEARD STARFIRE'S YELL. SHE WAS VERY HAPPY TO HEAR SILKIE'S NEW ABILITY TO SPEAK. Too happy if you ask me."

Robin nodded and chose to accept Starfire's excuse about Silkie without question. "YEAH. HOW COULD YOU TELL?"

Raven rolled her eyes. "Of course, it had nothing to do with the fact that you can't hear."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"NOTHING."

Cy couldn't help but smile. It was just too funny.

BB/Rae

Beast Boy walked through the shop and tried to get his slow frozen brain to work. He had the chance of a lifetime, and he was going to blow it! No! He couldn't blow this. It meant too much to him.

A young pretty woman that worked at the store walked up to him. "Let me guess. You're about to go on your first date, and you have no idea what to do."

Beast Boy blushed making him look like some sort of Christmas elf. "How could you tell?"

She rolled her eyes. "Lucky guess. Look, since I'm a nice girl and it's obvious you need help, I'll help get things together for you."

Beast Boy felt like kissing her feet. "Thank you!"

"Yeah, yeah. Now you should definately buy her roses."

"Roses?"

She nodded in a very sophisticated manner. "Of course. And you should probably take her to a romantic movie."

"Romantic?" His voice came out as a squeak.

"And you are planning on wearing a tie, right?"

"Tie?"

Haha. Am I the only one who's amused? Yeah, I probably am. But at least I'm not ashamed to laugh at my own jokes.

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