Arceus. "Urgent News, gang! I apologize if these early chapters are too short. Do remember that these chapters are introductory chapters, so they won't be as in depth as the later chapters. Anyway, here's another pair of well known and loved characters revealed in this different prospective of the Subspace Emissary."
Waluigi "Wah!"
It was snowing around a shady dark headquarters. The prison cells were empty and dirtied with the lifeless bodies of victims, and there was one pink-clad princess who was in one of these particular cells...
PRINCESS PEACH POOPING
Princess Peach Toadstool farting was what the Mushroom Kingdom's most royal girl did, sighing of boredom as she waited for someone to get her out, fanning the stinky air of her fart fumes. She was incredibly bored, and she felt that it's been forever since she was taken from her castle and sent here to rot. Princess Peach farting could only keep herself entertained for so long. It was then that she gasped as she glanced down, to see a yellow-colored, lightning-shaped tail whack hard at the iron bars and break them. Getting out, Peach turned to notice the figure who had the tail, and was surprised to see that it was a familiar electric-type, mouse-like Pokemon.
PIKACHU PRESENTS POKEMON MASCOT PIKACHU STARRING PIKACHU
Pikachu noticed Daisy, and he chirped happily as he did a flip. Pauline giggled, and she bent down to pat him on the head. Zelda then got up, and she glanced down at her stomach, which growled. Slightly blushing, Zero Suit Samus knew that she was hungry. Noticing this, Pichu chirped to Shiek, pointing towards the western direction. Toadette understood, and she followed closely behind Pachirisu, towards the western direction where the food was located. Little did either of the two know that a set of traps was waiting for them, and within the cell that Nana was formerly kept in, a pair of dark blue eyes gleamed, an eerie growl being heard.
Princess Pootstool and Fat Pikachu Joined your Team!