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2: Ulqiorra

Ulqiorra was on his way to the next Espada meeting. He had just passed Nnoitra and Tesla. The Espada and his fraccion had a habit of being late to meetings. As Ulqiorra walked by, all Nnoitra heard was "Your trash!".

"What did you call me?" Nnoitra yelled at Ulqiorra.

"Would you please try to contain yourself?" he asked.

"No, I wanna know what you think your doin' callin' me trash!?" Nnoitra said, ticked off.

"I will say this only once. I have not called you anything. It was my bird that told you exactly what you are."

"What bird!"

Just then, a large multi-colored parrot flew past the 5th espada's head, and landed on Ulqiorra's shoulder. It looked at Nnoitra and Tesla.

"Trash! Your both trash! We say your both Trash!" the bird squawked out.

Ulqiorra than just walked past the two seething Arrancar and headed on toward the meeting.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Espada Meeting~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Suffice to say, everyone in the room was pretty shell shocked when Ulqiorra Shicfer walked into the meeting, with a colorful parrot riding happily on his shoulder. Aizen and Gin were the first to recover from the odd sight.

"Ulqiorra, why in the world do you have a parrot?" Aizen asked.

"Aizen-sama, I have a parrot because I haven't taken any fraccion. I decided I may as well get something useful, that will not annoy me as a fraccion would. I also enjoy her company, as she is quite intelligent." Ulqiorra replies coolly. The parrot gave a curt nod yo Aizen, as if proving the statement correct.

Gin, being as inquisitive as he is, asked " What are ya callin' it Ulqiorra?"

"Her name is Aya."

Needless to point out, but arrancars were being called trash a lot more only ones not being called trash were Ulqiorra himself, Aizen, Gin, Tousen, Coyote Starrk, Barragan Laisenbarn, and Tia Halibel. Ulqiorra would obviously never call anyone ranked above him trash, so that was a given. So, pretty much everyone above Ulqiorra wasn't trash in his and Aya's book.

Surprisingly, everyone got used to the bird, and some of the Espada came to enjoy her as well.

A/N: Aya means Colorful and Hoshiko means Star.