England gave a brisk knock on the wooden door of Francis's house. After he had left America's house Alfred had kept questioning him about every little thing they had passed while on their way to the airport, he had even picked up a car in interest causing a nearby women to scream in shock and faint when she saw it, luckily she was the only one in the street at the time and Arthur had managed to convince her it was just a dream and they went back on their merry way.

On the plane ride for the most part Alfred had sat quietly in his seat, being the polite boy that he once was, and read the novel England had brought for him before they had left. At times though he would get up and run up and down the plane asking, "How it could it fly?" or, "Where the Fairy controlling the plane was?" Getting chuckles from the other passengers until Arthur told him that it was held up by machinery and that they would be fine.

So here they were in France, at Francis's door anxiously waiting for it to be answered when it was suddenly yanked open.

"Ah! Bonjour Arthur what brings you here?" France said as he opened the door wider with a grin on his face, oblivious to the young Alfred hiding behind England's leg.

"Yes, yes hello you stupid frog. If you must know I came here for a little visit." England said emphasizing the last word as he stepped into the Frenchman's home.

"Hmmm……." France pondered suspiciously as he stepped out of the angry Brit's way when he seemed to have noticed the small child. "England mon ami who is that child clinging to your leg?" France asked as he stared at the frightened child.

"Oh, this is a new colony that I made last year his name is Alexander." He replied as he gestured towards the child, "Say hello Alex." He said praying the child would go along with it.

Alfred gave a confused look but always trusted Arthur and went along with it,"h-hello, ni-nice to meet you." He stammered as he stared up at Francis.

"Bonjour Alexander." France replied smiling as he looked at the child and noticed something. "Hey England this child looks a lot like Alfred did when he was younger." The Frenchman said as he turned his gaze to England.

England froze, he hadn't expected Francis to be smart enough to notice it, but then again he was in the Bad Friends Trio and they always made complex and dastardly plans though England always thought the Prussian had been the plotter, "y-yes I suppose he does." He replied hoping the man wouldn't figure it out.

"Does that mean you and Les Etats Unis have been busy?" He asked grinning mischievously.

"Wh-what!?" Arthur shouted angrily, "Of course not you bloody frog we're brothers!" He yelled his 'I will kill France this moment' gauge filling to the brim.

"Of course I was just fooling with you mon ami." France replied an odd grin on his face which made England feel very uncomfortable. "Would you like something to drink?" France asked as he headed towards the kitchen. England was just about to decline when he realized this was the perfect chance! "Yes tea would be fine." He replied as Francis's back disappeared into the kitchen and he started to scheme, what should he turn him into? He thought as he suddenly came to a satisfying conclusion, a frog! The bloody git was always acting liked one, why not turn him into something that he loved to eat? He thought, and this time all I have to do is slip this pill into his drink. Luckily for him he had frog pills on him in case of a water emergency so this was the perfect chance; now let's see who the better man is! England thought of all the things he could do with a turned-frog France as he snickered to himself when France reappeared to cups in his hands as he lead England to the living room.

"Here is your drink Arthur." He said as he passed the Brit his tea and took a sip of his wine. Not trusting the tea England left it on the table, he didn't want a repeat of the last time just thinking about it made him shudder though at least he had been saved by a passing-by Germany.

"Oi frog, could you go cook me some grub. I'm pretty hungry after that annoying trip from that git America's home and I wouldn't dare eat any of his disgusting hamburgers." England said as he dismissively waved the Frenchman towards the kitchen.

"Of course mon ami after all my cooking is the best!" Francis exclaimed as he headed out towards the kitchen with a smile and a wink.

All right while the idiots gone I'll just drop the pill into his glass! Arthur thought as he gave a menacing laugh and dropped the pill into the wine glass. Yes! Now I just have to wait for him to take a drink. England thought as France reappeared from the kitchen with plate in hand, "Here is your food Arthur enjoy! ~" Francis said with another wink in Arthur's direction.

"Ah yes, of course." England replied as he took a tart from the assortment on the plate, "this is actually quite good!" Arthur said as he took another bite from his Strawberry tart.

"Why of course! It was made in France." Francis said smugly as he took a sip from his wine glass.

Bingo! Thought England as he saw the action, but the Frenchman was a good cook, he gave him that, and he would miss his delicious cooking…. Wait what was he saying! This was the man that molested everyone he could at any given time! He was doing the world a favor! He yelled to himself when he suddenly saw a puff of smoke and heard a startled yelp, he looked to where the Frenchman had been sitting before, he was gone! In his place was a frog. Success! England thought as he watched Alfred pick up the frog and pet it.

"Can I keep him?" Alfred asked, not at all startled by the recent events.

"Of course you can!" England said smiling, as he picked up the now smiling Alfred and went on his way towards the rest of the world. "Okay you two!" England said cheerfully as he walked out the now empty house, "let's go pay a visit to some friends I haven't seen in a long while." He said as he got in the car and turned on the ignition.

"Friend?" Alfred asked curiously from the back seat.

"Yup! We're going to visit my dear old friends the Nordics." England said still smiling as he backed out of the driveway.

"Yay! Another trip! Isn't that great Matthew?" Alfred asked the turned-frog Francis sitting in his hands.

"Matthew?" Arthur asked confused, why had Alfred named the frog after his brother?

"Yep! I just thought the name sounded right!" Alfred said as he smiled back towards Arthur politely.

"Yes, it's a very nice name Alfred." England said as he drove towards the airport once again, "To the Nordics!" He yelled towards the sky excitedly.

"To the Nordics!" Alfred repeated giggling as they neared the airport.

Be prepared Denmark! England thought as he returned the car and walked towards their destined plane, England's coming! He warned inside his head and gave a maniacal laugh, causing strange looks from people around him who just turned away when they saw it was just another crazy foreigner, third this week in fact.

Okay guys so I have a few questions.

Should Gilbert become a child, a bunny, or a child with bunny ears?

What do you want to happen to Im Yong Soo?

Should I do something to Ivan? (I'm leaning towards a definitely.)

After this is done should I write a story about Gilbo becoming a girl and things happening? Or/and a story of Gilbird becoming human?

Reviews are Prussian and Prussian things are Awesome! Thank you! Next chapter should be out when I feel like writing it after the next chapter for Iron Cross.

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- Your humble author Akai