Disclaimer: I do not own the Young Wizards series. But I do own a roll of Duct Tape!
The Transcendent Pig stood in front of a teenage girl. "Someone gave me three truths today," he said. "Luckily he didn't want to know the meaning of life. But if he had…" The girl sighed.
"Pig, do you know how the universe was created? I was playing around with language and accidentally said a word in the Speech. It was an accident. A fluke. The only thing holding the universe together is the Speech."
"Wonderful," the Pig said, annoyed. "Now I can tell people the origin of the universe. But what's the meaning of Life?" The girl grinned mischievously.
"Duct tape."
Somewhere in the suburbs of New York City, Carl Romeo looked at his partner and said, "Suddenly I feel vindicated, and I'm not sure why."