"Are you sure you know where we're going?" America asked as he stared out of the window of the car they were in.

"Of course! How would I not!" England defended himself and continued driving, turning his attention back to the road.

"You sure? We just passed a sign, and I'm pretty sure that's not Russian." Chibi America said as he pointed out of the window to the sign they had just passed. Stating, "Nun in den enemaligen Ost-Deutschland. Alle Russen wiederum zurück, jetzt." (Now entering the former East Germany. All Russians turn back, now.) And America was pretty sure that wasn't the Cyrillic Russians used. "Maybe we should stop and ask for directions…"

"Don't be silly! I know exactly where we are!"

"Oh yeah? Where?"

"Germany."

"That's not Russian now is it?" America asked and gave England a "You're wasting my time, idiot" look.

"Well, that doesn't matter anyway! There's someone we're going to meet here anyway." England snorted and continued driving.

"Really? Who?"

"You'll see, it'll be 'awesome'." England replied. They rode a few more miles in silence before England stopped the car and got out. "Here we are." He said as he opened the door for the small child.

"Whose house is this? Germany's?" America asked as he, Denmark, and France stared at the house. Almost immediately France and Denmark started laughing. "Are they alright Arthur? They sound hurt." America said as he put the animals in England's arms.

"No, not exactly Germany's per se, and don't worry about these two. I'll fix them." England said and glared at the two "pets", who immediately quieted down. "Now, let's go."

"They walked up to the door and knocked on it, waiting for the tell tale sound of footsteps. A few seconds later Germany opened the door. "Hello England, what brings you here?" Germany asked as he looked suspiciously at the Brit.

"I was wondering if your brother was home. I would like to, uh, speak to him."

"Gilbert? Yeah, he's home. He's down in the 'Dungeon'". You can go ahead." Germany said as he motioned to let Arthur in.

"Thank you. Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind watching Alexander for me while I talk to Prussia?" England asked and motion for America.

"Oh, sure. Is he a nation?" Germany asked curiously as he looked America up and down.

"Oh, he's uh… New Zealand." England quickly lied through his teeth. 'Please let him accept that answer!'

'I see, why does he have a frog and a chipmunk with him?"

"They're his pets." England blurted out. Well, technically it wasn't a lie, but he was starting to feel guilty for lying to the German so much. "I'll go down now, be good Alexander." He said and descended down the stairs.

"I will!" America called back and waved goodbye.

"So, what would you like to do?" Germany asked awkwardly, he wasn't very good with kids.

"Hmm…" America thought for a minute before suddenly perking up. "I've got it! He yelled and grabbed Germany's hand, dragging him outside. "Let's play hero! I'll be the hero and you can be my damsel in distress!"

"Uhh… ok." Was all Germany could say, this was going to be a long day.

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"Prussia?" England called as he entered the dark room.

"England?" a voice called, England turned towards the voice and saw a figure sitting on front of a bright illuminated screen.

"Hello, I came here to give you something." England said and pulled a package out from behind his back.

"Hmm? What is it?" Prussia asked and stood up, walking over to England.

"Something I know you'll like." England said and smirked, holding the package out to Prussia. "Here."

"Thanks." Prussia said as he took the box and opened. Immediately his eyes seemed to sparkle and a grin found its way to his face. "Awesome!" Prussia squealed as he stared at the contents of the box in delight. "Maple candies! How did you know I wanted these?" He asked as he picked one up and inspected it.

"A little bird told me." England answered; in truth he had called up… what was his name again? Canodo? Camada? Cana? America's brother and asked, the boy seemed to be good friends with the Prussian. Of course, he had to trick the boy and said it was a 'good will' gift.

"Hmm…" Prussia said suspiciously as he continued inspecting the treat. "What's the occasion?"

England blanched, darn it; he hadn't expected the Prussian to actually question the gift. The 'good will' excuse wouldn't work on him. What to do? "It's uh… for being awesome?" England said nervously. Well, there goes that plan; he would never believe such a stupid excuse.

'Well, that makes perfect sense!" Prussia said and popped one of the candies in his mouth. "I knew you'd finally realize my awesomeness one day!" England stared in shock. He actually ate it, the foolish fool, now to watch.

"I kind of, feel, weird." Prussia said and clutched his stomach, the looked up at England. "You didn't make these did you?"

"What? Of course not! Why does that matter anyway?"

"So I'm not poisoned." Prussia said thoughtfully and put his finger on his chin. "Did you-" but he was cutoff as he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Gilbert?" England asked wearily as he stared at the cloud of smoke.

"What did you do to the Awesome?" A high pitched voice called from the smoke as it cleared.

"Oh my God." England said as he stared at the Prussian. Germany was not going to be happy about this.

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"Now I have saved you, my princess! Let us go and ride into the sunset!" America said as he grabbed Germany's hand and ran into the house, past a beaten up France and a tired Denmark.

"Wait! Where are we going?" Germany asked as he followed the chibi America.

"To find England, I'm getting worried about him." America said as he walked over to the door of the basement.

"Yeah, he and brüder have been talking for a long time."Germany agreed and was about to open the door when it was slammed open.

"Oh, hello there Germany, Alexander. I didn't see you there." England said as he looked from one to the other.

"Hallo, Alexander was looking for you, and I was worried about brüder."

"Oh, don't worry. We just had a lot to discuss; he's on the computer and said he wishes not to be distracted." England said as he nervously shifted a bundle of clothes in his hands, and did that bundle just move?

"I see, I hope you didn't have any trouble." Germany said, oblivious to the bundle of clothing.

"Oh no, none at all! Well, we must be going. Goodbye Germany." England said quickly and pulled Alexander out the door with him.

"Bye Germany!" America waved as he was dragged off.

"Goodbye England, Alexander, have a nice day." He said and closed the door, he was glad he was never having kids. Ever.

"Thank goodness he didn't suspect anything." England sighed in relief.

"What do you mean?" America asked as he pet Denmark, who, with France, jumped back into the car at the last moment.

"Well," England said as he picked up the squirming bundle of clothes, taking them off and throwing them into the back. "I want you to meet Prussia, she's a bit younger than you, but I'm sure you two will be fast friends." England said and pulled the rest of the clothes away, revealing a five year old girl.

"Wow." America said as he stared at her. She had beautiful snow white hair, blood red eyes, and was very small. She was like nothing he had ever seen before. But most of all, she had two bunny ears and a fluffy white tail! "She's so pretty!" America said as he watched the girl squirm in England's grasp.

"Let me go! This so isn't awesome! West! Help me!" She screamed and flew out of England's hands, falling hard against the back seat.

"Are you alright?" America asked and stared at her. Her long white hair was covering her face and she was wearing a purple shirt with buttons and a purple skirt. (The shirt is like Lelouch's in Code Geass except violetish purple and with black buttons.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Who're you?" She asked and stared up at him with ruby red eyes.

"Oh," America blushed as she kept looking at him, "I'm America, but you can all me Alfred." He blushed and looked away as she studied him.

As this played out England, France, and Denmark watched in amusement. "How cute!" England said as he stared from America's still blushing face to the inquiring albino.

"Oui, it is young l'amour~" France said, a knowing smile and a twinkle in his eye.

"Prussia's got a boyfriend, Prussia's got a boyfriend~!" Denmark sang and smirked at the children.

"How can you be America if-"

"Alright! Let's go! On to our next destination!" England quickly cut her off and started the car. Russia, here we come.

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"Brüder, I've brought you some dinner since you don't seem to want to eat with Italy and I." Germany called as he knocked on the basement door. He waited a few minutes for a response, and when he didn't get one, assumed his brother was distracted by something and opened the door. "Gilbert I- Where is he?" Germany said as he frantically looked around the room. Only finding a box of Maple candies, one missing.

"Vee~ maybe he went to the bathroom?" Italy suggested.

"No, you don't think he, he disappeared do you?" Germany asked worriedly as he continued searching.

"Well, he's not here ve~ so he did disappear didn't he?"

"No Italien, I mean did he… die…"

"Oh. No! Prussia-nii would not go down without a fight ve!" Italy said determinedly.

"Then where is he?" Germany asked, practically ripping his hair out.

"Didn't England come over earlier? Maybe he knows!" Italy said and smiled.

"Wait a minute, England was holding a moving bundle in his arms, brought a small child that looked suspiciously like America, and there's a box of Maple candies, Prussia's favorite, with one missing. I'm calling a meeting, now." Germany said as he seemed to come to a conclusion, picked up the box of Maple candies, and stormed out of the room and up the stairs.

"Wait for me Doitsu!" Italy shouted and chased after the German. Germany needed to check something.

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A/N: Ohhhh, England's in trouble~Sorry about the hiatus thing, I kind of changed my mind. :p Enjoy! I would really appreciate if people actually REVIEWED! Next really is Russia! How fun! Kol kol kol kol kol. Right now I'm at my Grandparent's house on Long Island. Ughh, all they do is fight! :I School starts next week. Yay. Updates will stay the same. I write during class :) See you soon!~

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia

-Akai