"I'm booooored~" Prussia whined as she turned and pouted, looking out of the window in boredom.

"We'll be there soon María, now be quiet!" England shouted, rubbing his forehead in annoyance. They had decided she needed a girl's name and she demanded to be called María. Apparently she mixed one of her old names and the name Spain, France, and herself had decided would fit a female version of her. Wait, why were they discussing that in the first place!

"It won't be long now María." Chibi America tried reassuring the albino. England gave a little chuckle, they were so cute, and America had a crush on Prussia who was completely oblivious to it. "Here we are." England announced as he pulled up to the desired home.

"Finally!" Prussia shouted and opened her door, hopping out with America close behind. "Where are we any-" She stopped speaking when she caught sight of the house, a look of pure horror on her face. "No, no no no no no no no. I refuse to go even one step closer to that psycho's house." She said and turned around, running back to the car.

"Oh no you don't." England said and easily lifted the, still, struggling girl.

"Nein! Anywhere, anywhere but here!" She said and continued wiggling in the Brit's grasp.

"Listen, I know you have… bad experience here and with Russia, but I'm going to use my magic and turn him into something. Think of it as payback for all the things he done to you and the Baltic's." England whispered in her ear, causing her to cease struggling.

"Fine, but only if we save the Baltic's." she said.

"Alright, let's go." England said, putting her down. They all ran up to the front door together. "Ready?" England asked as he was about to open the door.

"I am." Prussia said, giving a nod of consent. Chibi America nodded vigorously, they had left France and Denmark in the car, both of which where to scared to come.

"Here we go." England took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

"H-Hello?" A timid voice answered as Latvia opened the door.

"Hello Latvia, we were wondering if Russia was home, we had some important matters to discuss." England said, staring down the poor boy.

"I-I'm sorry, b-but M-Mr. Russia is o-out at the m-moment." Latvia said, still shaking badly.

"Would you mind telling us where he is so we may speak with him?" England asked.

"H-He's at M-Mr. Austria's." Latvia answered.

"Thank you, we will be taking our leave now, good bye." England said and turned away.

"G-Good bye M-Mr. England." Latvia said and began closing the door when Prussia stopped it with her foot. "P-Prussia?" Latvia asked, speechless.

"Yeah, it's me." She said and smiled at him.

"B-But how?" Latvia asked, shocked.

"England over there did this to me with his magic." She explained to him. "We're going to use it on Russia." She continued and looked at him with a serious stare.

"R-Really?" Latvia asked, a tinge if hope in his voice.

"Really. Why don't you tell Lithuania, Estonia, and whatever other poor soul the bastard's got here that they are now free. You can finally go home." She said, and smiled a sincere smile at him.

"T-Thank you Gilbert!" Latvia said, his eyes sparkling, and ran into the house to inform the others.

"You're welcome!" She called as she watched his retreating back.

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"Here we go, Austria." England said triumphantly, and parked his car in the grandiose driveway.

"YES!" Prussia shouted and jumped out of the car, running over to the front door of the pretentious house.

"W-Wait for me!" America shouted as he finally caught up with the albino.

"But you're too slow! Here, if I hold your hand then we'll always be together." She said and grabbed the now blushing furiously America's hand, oblivious to what her words meant to the American.

"O-Oh, I see. Then I guess we should always hold hands. So I don't get lost, that is." He stated, quickly hiding the true meaning of his words and blushed more when he noticed her smiling face.

"Ok, I know it's hard to keep up with my awesomeness." She said, and then looked towards the approaching England. "You ready Brows?"

"I would appreciate it if you didn't call me that, and yes, let's go." England said and went up to the door, knocking precisely three times.

"Hello." A voice said and the door was opened.

"Hello Austria, how are you this fine day?" England asked politely.

"Very well, and you?"

"Fine, fine."

Prussia blocked her face from the light they were admitting. Too… gentlemanly… and she promptly passed out on America, who happened to catch her, making it worse. So gentlemanly….

"That's good to hear. But it's strange, Prussia hasn't come around in a while and I'm starting to get worried that that idiot hurt himself or something of the like." Austria said. Prussia immediately perked up, that aristocrat cares about me?

"Oh, really?" England said nervously, pushing Prussia behind his back. "I'm here to see Russia anyway; I was told he was here?" England said, looking somewhat expectantly at the Austrian.

"Yes, he is here. In fact we just finished up. Would you like to speak with him in the parlour?" Austria asked, letting the three inside, England hiding the two children.

"Yes, thank you." England said and watched as Austria nodded and led them to their destination.

"Have a nice talk." Austria said and closed the doors. England waited for the faint sound of retreating footsteps before letting out a sigh of relief.

"We're safe, he didn't notice." England said and let go of the children.

"Oi, Brows, why couldn't I bug Roddy~?" Prussia whined, looking up at England.

"Just shut up, git." England said and rubbed his forehead again, suddenly noticing the Russian staring at them. "O-oh, hello Ivan." England said nervously, afraid the Russian had caught on.

"Privyet England." Russia said, smiling his familiar smile. Suddenly, he caught sight of Prussia and America. "England, who are these kids?" He asked, staring at Prussia in particular.

"They're, um… my new colonies. Meet Alexander and María." England said, gesturing towards the children.

"Hi! Nice to meet you!" America said, smiling. "I'm Alexander and this is María!" He continued, gesturing towards María, still holding onto her hand.

"Yo, the awesome me, also known as María, is the awesome country of-" She said, England covering her mouth before she could blow their cover. England gave a sigh of relief and glance cautiously at the Russian.

"England." Russia said menacingly, smiling even creepier than before.

"Y-Yes Russia?" England said, afraid of the larger nation's wrath.

"Why does that child look like Prussia?"Russia said, pointing at the ex-nation in question, apparently oblivious to Alfred or the bunny ears the girl sported. "ShE iSn'T yOuR aNd PrUsSiA's ChIlD iS sHe?" He asked, dark aura getting stronger every second.

"No, no of course not!" England shouted and backed away from the furious Russian.

"Ah, I see!" She looks so cute~ As long as you know that Gilbert is mine I think we shall get along fine." He said, smiling again and hugging Prussia.

"Oi! Put me down!" She yelled, wriggling in his grasp.

"So cute~" Russia said, squeezing harder.

"Arthur! You have to save her!" America begged. "Use your magic on him!"

"Alright, alright!" England said and sighed. "Here we go!" He said and mumbled some Latin words, then brought his wand down on the Russian.

"Did it work?" America asked as the smoke began to clear.

"I think so, let's go check." England replied, grabbing America's hand and walking towards the Prussian and Russian.

"What good was that?" Prussia cried as she continued wriggling in the Russian's grip.

"I'm just glad at least some of my magic worked on him." England said, sweat dropping. The two were greeted with the sight of a now teenage Russia holding onto the albino.

"Hmm? What is wrong?" Russia asked as the others gaped at him.

"You became a teenager; you Russian bear, now put me down dammit!" Prussia said, hoping it would shock the Russian, letting her slip away easily. But of course, the universe hates her, so instead he just held on tighter.

"Aww… so cute with the pet names~" He said, snuggling her and rubbing their cheeks together. Then he turned to England. "Comrade, why have I become a teenager?"

"I-I, uh… I, u-used my magic on you." England peeped out, shrinking behind chibi America.

"Wait, does that mean that that kid over there," He pointed to America, "is really America?" He asked, staring at the boy. America nodded and Russia immediately lit up. "Then that means that this is Gilbert!" He said, hugging the girl even tighter.

"Ah, yes, she is. We call her María." England said carefully, watching the Russian for any signs of trouble. "Would you mind coming with us?" It would be a good idea to have all of the transformed people together.

"Да, but on one condition." Russia said and smiled.

"W-What might that be?" England asked, sweating profoundly.

"I want you to turn María older, so she's around my age." Russia said, looking pleased with himself.

"No way! England I swear, if you-"

"Deal!" England said quickly, cutting Prussia off.

"Don't you dare-"

"And… there!" England said and slapped the wand on top of the girl's head.

"Hey! What was that for?" A, now fifteen or sixteen year old Prussia shouted, rubbing her head.

"For being a complete moron. Now, will you come with us, Russia?" England asked, turning towards the Russian.

"Да." Russia said and swiftly carried Prussia out to the car.

"Good-bye Austria! Have a nice day!" England shouted as he ran out the door, America in tow.

"Good-bye England!" Austria called back and checked the parlour. "It seems Russia had left as well." He said, sighing and sat down. Where was Gilbert? Suddenly, the phone rang, cutting off his line of thought. "Hello?" Austria asked, picking it up. "Ah, nice to speak with you again Ludwig. Have I seen England recently? Why yes, he just came over in fact. He said he wanted to speak with Russia. Why?" Austria asked the German.

"We need to have an emergency meeting. It will be at Feliciano's house tomorrow. I expect you'll be there?"

"I don't know," Austria said, "I might be busy…"

"…Gilbert has gone missing…"

"I'll be there right away." Austria quickly answered, they said their farewells and he hung up. He wasn't going because he was worried for the albino, of course not! He was going for Elizaveta and Ludwig. Oh Gilbert, just what have you gotten yourself into?

"Quiet down back there!" England yelled, turning towards the occupants of his car,

"But comrade Arthur, I was just petting María's soft ears." Ivan said innocently.

"You mean sexual harassment!" She shouted, but everyone ignored her.

"…" America glared at the Russian as he clung to the Prussian's arm.

"Are you trying to start a fight little one?" Russia asked, staring at the American.

"That's enough, stop now or I will kick all of you out of this car!" England threatened, of course he wouldn't really, but they didn't know that.

"Fine." America said, holding on to Prussia even tighter.

"Truce, for now." Russia said, making sure to add the last part.

"Deal." America answered, Prussia was his no matter what the Russian thought, and he liked her first!

"Why me?" Prussia asked while petting Gilbird, France and Denmark sitting on each of her shoulders. This was not going to be awesome, where's West when you need him? She thought. Oh well, just go along with it then. She stared absentmindedly out the window as the two boys glared daggers at each other. At least she wasn't flat-chested

A/N: Hey all! Nice to see you all again! Ohhh, three guys like our Miss Prussia~. Who will she chose? And Austria, you're just in denial! XD See you next chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or any of the characters and yadda yadda yadda.