Disclaimer :remember ya'll i don't own a thing!cept for lucy and r.p. and lee!
chapter 2:
bella: "who was that?"
edward: "umm...NO ONE! NOPE! NOBODY AT ALL!"
bella: "edward, you're hidding something! now tell me or i won't love you any more!"
edward: "all right all right...that was lucy."
bella: "and why didn't you want to tell me that? EDWARD ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?"
edward: "oh my god no! bella i would never cheat on you! its just that lucy is bloody evil! i didnt want her to bite you or something."
bella: "evil huh...well we'll just see about that."
edward: "bella, what are you going to do?"
bella: "lucy?...oh lucy?...come out come out were ever you are!"
edward: "no! no bella, don't do it! please!"
lucy: "yes?hi edward!"
edward: "eek!" screaming like a little girl
bella: "why dose edward think you're so scarey? huh? you don't frighten me!"
lucy: "i don't know...lets ask. Edward?"
edward: "eek!" hides behind bella "save me from the evilness!"
lucy: "okay then...edward is officialy psychodic."
edward: "Ah!" runs away screaming
bella: "well...i guess now that edward has left me...again...we can be freinds!"
lucy: "YAY!"
bella and lucy: "F is for freinds who do stuff together! U is for u and me! N is for anywhere and any time at all" randome chorus of people: "down here in the deep blue sea!"
-rosalie still goes unnoticed-
meanwhile in volterra:
aro: "never!"
edward: "why?" whines like a little baby
aro: "kill lucy? never!"
edward: "why?" continues with the wining
aro: "i cant! she's as happy and strange as me!she knows what its like to be different!" dramatic head movements
edward: "i'll find you someone else to be your happy and strange little friend! one that is less frightening!"
aro: "no!no!no!" throws hissy fit
edward: "find someone else!!"
aro: "no! you cant make me!"
randome person(r.p.): "DANCE PARTY!"
aro/edward: "yay!"
all 3: "it's raining men! hallaluja! it's raining men! whoo it's raining men!"
- authors note: you didn't know aro was gay? well he is in this story! and edward? well he's just trying to make aro happy so he doesn't call jane on him...then there;s r.p. who is a GIRL! -
aro: "I...WANT...RAMEN!"
edward: "why?"
aro: "beacuse...the only thing that keeps me up,when im feeling down..."
edward: "wow...aro is on something!"
aro: "shortie like mine! shortie like mine!"
r.p.: "just walk away slowly..." bolt for the door
edward: "right behind you!" quikly follows
back home in forks...
bella: "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!"
lucy: "and there like, its better than yours!"
bella: "damn it's right! its better than yours!"
lucy: "i could teach you, but i'd have to charge!"
bella: "that was fun! you're way more fun than edward!"
lucy: "i know!...hey bella? want to be a vampire?"
bella: "do i ever!"
lucy: bites bella
meanwhile:edwards flying back to forks
ed: "wow aro is weird!"
r.p.: "i know"
ed: "that was slightly disturbing!"
r.p.: "only slightly?"
they arive home to find rosalie dead(about time),alice and jasper still gone,bella and lucy no where to be seen and carlisle and esme about to do the time warp!
ed: complete and utter humiliation!
carlisle/esme: "lets do the time warp again!lets do the time warp again!"
carlisle: "its just a jump to your left"
esme: "and then a step to the right."
carlisle: "put your hands on your hips"
esme: "and bring your knees in tight."
both: "well it's the pelvic thrust,and then it drives you insayayayayane! let's do the time warp again! let's do the time warp again!"
ed:...twitch...
r.p.: "im gonna go now..."
ed: "DONT LEAVE ME!...by the way...where's bella?"
carlisle: "don't know."
esme: "haven't seen her."
carlisle: "probobly with lucy."
esme: "what a sweet girl!"
ed: "no! not bella!"
carlisle/esme: "calm down weirdo!"
ed:"oh no! oh no! oh no! not bella! oh the despair!" dramatic puts hand on head movements
carlisle/esme: "crazy..." puts their fingers in their ears
-edward disapears-
carlisle:"Man that kid has issues!"
esme: "maybe we should have him committed..."
carlisle: "...no...he'll eat people!"
esme: "true...so very true..."
-edward reapears in full superman costume except instead of an s on the front theres a topaz E-
ed: "IM COMING BELLA!"
meanwhile:
bella: "owie...man that smarts!"
lucy: "well duh! you just got turned into a vampire!"
bella: "i know...im so happy...YAY!"
lucy: "we should go see eddie..."
bella: "yup!...i totaly just thought of something...beacuse i'm a vampire now...i can do the mascarana!"
both: "DANCE PARETY!"
meanwhile in her lair, that is her basement,lee plots to kidnap edward
lee: "mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
meanwhile... ed: "wheres my sidekick?"
r.p.: "here you go!" kicks ed
ed: "owwie...dont screw up the merchendise!"
r.p.: "merchendise?"
ed: "yes...merchendise..."
r.p.: "okay then..."
ed: "now...TOO THE BATMOBILE ROBIN!"
r.p.: "batmobile? robin?...im outta here!"
ed: "no! i need you!"
r.p.: "fine...just don't call me robin!get it?"
ed: "got it!"
r.p.: "good!"
meanwhile... lee: "first i'm gonna kidnap him...then i'm gonna bring him here...and then...and then...hehehehehehe..."
so how do you all like chapter 2? hm?
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