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"Oh, come on! This is so boring! You can't all be silent! It's just not possible." Quinn whined for what felt like the millionth time "Quinn either you quit whinin', or you will be missing a certain part of your anatomy that enables you to have children." I growled
"Oh, yeah, 'cause we really want mini-Quinn's running around." Bryan said rolling his eyes "Save me from the horror!" declared Nate "We should just castrate him now." Bryan smirked "Hey, Kit, you got a knife?" Nate called
"Yup, a nice sharp one." Kit said grinning
"Aw, you guys wouldn't really do that to me would ya?" Quinn whimpered. There was silence for a moment then "Naw, you're already effeminate anyway." Kit shrugged "Am not!" Quinn declared "I happen to be a prime specimen of masculinity."
"Of course you are . . . for a eunuch." Nate snickered "How can I be a eunuch when you guys want to castrate me?" Quinn asked puzzled
"He's got ya there Nate." Bryan grinned
"Hey losers, we're here." I called rolling my eyes "About time." Nate grumbled "Hey, I'm not the one who had to stop to go to every hour." Bryan retorted "I was having a over-hydrated issue!" Quinn shot back
"Quit your bitchin' an' git movin' it! Let's find Adam." Kit growled "Quinn where's he supposed to be?"
"Will you guys hurt me if I say I don't know?" Quinn asked "What?!" "Oh, Mr-I-am-the-master-planner!" Bryan and Nate's voices rang out with indignation
"Just listen for fighting, I'm sure we'll find him." I said rolling my eyes
Sure enough we found a small crowd of people surrounding a guy and two scantily dressed women.
"Hey, now can't we all just play nice?" Adam asked backing away slowly "Rosie . . . c'mon you were busy . . . I was just try-" he stopped when the blond woman who I assumed was 'Rosie' smacked him. The other woman came forward and smacked him too, then they both turned and walked into a house.
The crowd dispersed, the fun being over, And we rode forward.
"What did you do to upset two women?" Bryan asked smirking
"Evidently they didn't appreciate that I slept with both of them." Adam said shrugging
"Both?" Nate asked "At the same time?"
"Eh, no." Adam stated, mounting his strawberry roan gelding, Rhode.
"So . . . which one was your first?" asked Quinn conversationally
"Neither. Remember that little blond in Baton Rouge?" Adam replied easily
"Hey! She was my girl first! She never slept with me either." Bryan stated outraged
"Meh, ya snooze ya loose." Adam smirked
"Kit, can we spend the night here?" Nate asked eagerly
"NO! We must stay on schedule!" Quinn yelped
"Not the damned schedule again!" complained Bryan
"So how many women ya'll had? Everybody sound off." Kit asked effectively changing the subject.
"Three." Adam replied first
"Four." Bryan stated triumphantly
"One." Quinn said sheepishly
"Two." Nate shrugged
"Seven." Kit smirked at his brothers
"Aw, no fair . . .you're the oldest!" Quinn protested "Yeah!" agreed the others
"Aw, yer all jealous." shrugged Kit, smirking again.
"How 'bout you Ryan?" asked Bryan
Oh, no . . . this isn't good, what am I supposed to do now?
"Er, well . . ." I floundered
"Aw, poor little Ryan's never had a woman!" Bryan said sympathetically
God, I hope not! Since I'm a GIRL! But I couldn't reveal my secret. Hell, I was surrounded by five horny men . . . joy.
"I'm only 16!" I said defensively
"Don't worry Ryan, soon as we get to Darton we'll take care of that problem." Quinn said comfortingly
"Joy." I muttered, how the hell was I going to get out of that one?
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A/N: I couldn't resist putting a line from a Clint Eastwood movie in here, any guesses as to which one? Please review!