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CHAPTER THREE!!!!!!!
Bella: wow if only Edward could see me now!
Lucy: …he'd kill me!...
Bella: well…since you're my friend he wouldn't dare lay a finger on you!
Lucy: mmm…okay. Good enough for me! Now you go home and ill go to voltera!
Bella: why?
Lucy: I have a friend I have to see!
Bella: you have friends in voltera?
Lucy: yep!
Bella: oh…cool
Lucy: yep
Bella: well ok…bye!
Lucy: bye!
MEANWHILE:
Lee: and then im gonna tie him to a chair! Ooo…im gonna need lots of heavy duty rope cuz he's a stwong wittle vampire!
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Now while lee plots to kidnap Edward, ed plots to save Bella from the oh so evil clutches of Lucy, while Lucy plots to go to voltera to see her dear friend Deltura, who plots to eat a doughnutwhy? We'll never know while the doughnut plots to give her indigestionto bad the doughnut doesn't know that vampires don't get indigestion…
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MEANWHILE:
Lucy: deltura…
Deltura: mmmfffwww…eating doughnut
Lucy:…weirdo…
Aro: is that Lucy?...LUCY!!!!gives Lucy a hug
Lucy: can't breath…oh…wait…i don't have to! Yay!
Aro: puts Lucy down
Deltura: MY LUCY!
Aro: NO MY LUCY!
Deltura: NO WAY…SHE'S MY LUCY!grabs Lucy's arm and pulls
Aro: MINE! MINE! MINE I SAY!Aro does the same thing deltura is doing
Lucy: daddy…save me!!!
Marcus: back of buckos!
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Yes peoples…Lucy is the daughter of Marcus, one of the oh so evil volturi…hehehehe!
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deltura and Aro back of
Marcus: yes…that's what I thought!
Lucy: thanx daddy!
Marcus: no prob!
MEANWHILE:
Bella: can I have a ticket to Port Angeles?
Ticket person: o.k.….that'll be $100.50
Bella: here you go…
t.p.: you're a penny off kid…
Bella: a penny… A BLOODY PENNY!
t.p.: geez…don't have a cow…
Bella: grrrr…heres your stupid penny!
t.p.: stuttering h…h…heres y…your t…t…t…ticket
Bella: thank you…loser
t.p.: I heard that!
Bella: grrrr…and
t.p.: nothing
Bella: yeah that's what I thought! Aint nobody mess with me!! Hwa!flexes muscles
MEANWHILE:
Ed: come on…get the lead out!
r.p.: bite me! Grrrr
Ed: never! Grrrr
r.p.: you're weird!
Ed: so!
R.P.: weirdo!
Ed: were coming Bella!
MEANWHILE:
Lee: and then he'll read me bed time stories all night long…
MEANWHILE:
Bella: on plane ooo…peanuts…wait…ewww…peanuts! Maybe I should have hunted before getting on a plane…oh well! Edward can take me! Grrrr…uh oh…no don't give in…
MEANWHILE:
Lee: so…he's gonna read dr.suess…and good night moon…
MEANWHILE:
Lucy: has anyone seen my long lost psychotic sister?
Deltura/Aro: you have a sister?
Marcus/Lucy: yep!
Lucy: her name is lulu…
Deltura: go figure…Lucy…lulu…wow Marcus you must really like the letter L.
Marcus: sooooo!
Caius: is she gone yet?
Lucy: hey Caius!
Caius: Ahhhh! …runs and hides under ghianas desk
Lucy: deltura…your dads weird!
Deltura: I know…don't remind me…
Lucy: no problem! Why is he afraid of me again?
Deltura: no clue!
Lucy: nice. So do you want to come to America with me for a while?
Deltura: yep!
Lucy: cool!
MEANWHILE:
Carlisle: now where did everyone go?
Esme: I don't know but we should find them…they can't be left alone for very long…especially Edward…he's loopy!
Carlisle: I know…oh well…they'll come home eventually….
MEANWHILE:
Lee: okay so I have everything ready…got my rope, duct tape, and blindfold…im ready to go!
MEANWHILE:
Lulu: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Hippos say moo! Dogs say oink and pigs say meow!
Insane asylum workeri.a.w.: wow this chick's crazy!
Other i.a.w.: I know man….but what do expect…we work in an asylum…
i.a.w.: I know but seriously… wack job…
MEANWHILE:
r.p.: wow I really need to talk to the author of this thing….im the only sane person here and that just Aint right! Hey…hey you…hey you up there! Ya you!!! I got some questions!
Author: and?
r.p.: why can't I have a real name?
Author: because…
r.p.: because why?
Author: because I said so… now deal!
r.p.: you are utterly mean!
Author: I know. Thanx!
r.p.: im the only sane one in this crazy story…
Author: sooooo….is that a problem
r.p.: no! I mean yes!
Author: well ya know what…cry me a river…build me a bridge…AND GET OVER IT!!!
MEANWHILE:
In a n airport
Bella: my one true love!
Edward: Bella! I…Bella?
Bella: Edward…Lucy made me into a vampire! But be nice…she's my friend!
Edward: Bella your beautiful! Where's Lucy…I want to thank her!
Lucy and deltura randomly show up…
Lucy: hey ya'll! What's shakin?
Ed: thanx for changing Bella!
Lucy: no problem…hey you're not afraid of me anymore!
Ed: am to!
Lucy: oh …who's that?
Lee: hehehehe
Ed: hey…who you be?
Lee: hehehehe…hey Edward!
Ed: umm…how do you know me?
Lee: hi Edward!
Ed: help me!
r.p.: Ed… it's just an over exited fan…nothing to wiry about!
Lee: hehehehe…hi Edward!
r.p.: umm Lucy?
Lucy: hmmm?
Lee: Edwards pretty!
Ed: I know im hot!strikes supermodel pose
r.p.: can you help me take care of the person writing this thing? She's mean!
Lucy: umm
END OF CHAPTER 3!!!!
Will lee kidnap Edward?
Will we ever know why deltura likes doughnuts?
Will Lucy help r.p.?
FIND OUT IN CHAPIE 4!!!!
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