Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, probably never will
"Ugh!!! Can't believe we have to stay in this room!!! I wanted to go shopping too", complained Ayame, looking around the detention room boredly.
"Oh come on Ayame, it's not that bad. I mean, look at the bright side, we don't have to go to our other classes today", said Sango.
"True, true. It is a good thing; I didn't do the homework for next class…So yea, in a way, this isn't a bad thing."
"Yea, for you two. I actually did my homework like the responsible girl I am."
"Stop complaining little Miss Smarty Pants, you know you didn't want to go to next class."
"You're right about that Sango…but I didn't want to have detention with the creep either!" shot back Rin.
"Will both of you just BE QUIET!" yelled out a pissed off Kagome. Now as everyone started to process what happened, a couple things were going through everyone's mind. Most of those things were on what was whose fault and how screwed their lives were. Others, like a certain lecher, was thinking about how cute an annoyed Sango was, but then again, to him Sango was cute always. Not like he'd ever admit that outside his mind…
Anyways, once again everyone started doing their own thing like looking around the room. Two people though decided to have a glaring contest, trying to figure the other's weakness. This continued for about…hmmm let's say 10 minutes before they all got extremely bored again. Now it was Rin's turn to do the complaining when she suddenly started yelling out obscenities and going on a mental breakdown. This then started a chain reaction where the girls suddenly and without warning went to one side of the room, and the guys were left dumb-founded on the other. The guys' still clueless of what was happening around them, were taken by surprise when the girls stated throwing sharp, pointy, and very random items at the boys general direction.
"Dude!!! What the hell!!! Why are we being bombarded with PRFOs?" Inuyasha then snapped the boys out of their daze, well except Sesshomaru who was in a corner enjoying the show. And of the boys, Koga was the only one who voiced out his question when he asked, "PRFOs? What is that?"
"PRFO stands for Pointy, Random, and Flying Objects. Sheesh how could you not know – DUCK!!!"
"Duck? What the-!!!"
"Hehe, he warned you dude." (*insert Miroku's teasing smile*) "Now here grab my hand…."
On the girls' side of the makeshift battlefield though, the girls were having a blast. I mean come on, who knew that throwing sharp, pointy objects at unsuspecting people, who deserved it by the way, could be so much fun.
"Come on Kagome, let's rest! My arm's getting tired of beating the guys to a pulp with nothing but staplers and tape dispensers."
"Yea, I guess you're right Rin. Come on, let's go call break…seems the guys need the rest."
With this, the girls walked up to the imaginary boundary they had set and started grinning sheepishly at the guys.
"Are you guys ok? Need any medical attention for head trauma or something like that?"
"Head trauma? Of course I'd get head trauma with you crazy girls throwing things at us without warning!"
"What are you talking about? All's fair in love and war!"
"Ayame, what are you talking about? There is no war, and unless someone here is in a fight over love, that saying doesn't apply."
"Oh come on Koga, lighten up! We were just having fun!"
"And revenge. Never forget about the revenge."
"Yea, that too."
"Huh…who knew the women of this time and age are so violent and so much stronger and smarter than the men," stated Sesshomaru.
"What?!?! No they aren't!!! We were just caught by surprise!!!"
"So now you're insulting us Inuyasha?"
"What? Ummm…no? I mean….-"
"Oh shut it, Inu. Now, sit!" And then you could hear the unmistakeable sound of a certain dog boy plummeting into the earth, more like cement, head first.
"See, stronger and smarter. Such a disgrace of having you as a brother, Inuyasha, being beaten by weak little mortal girls by nothing more than just words." Remarked Sesshomaru.
"Wait a minute….are you calling us weak? Sango…is he calling us weak?"
"Apparently so Rin. Apparently so."
"Hmm, yes I just called you weak. That is what you are is it not? Even if you beat my brother, it means nothing of your strength or intelligence. It merely brings his down even lower."
"Umm, how can I put this delicately? Well ot seems like I can't so I'm just going to say it right out, ok? WE ARE NOT WAEK LITTLE GIRLS!!! YOU OLD SELF OBSSESSED JERK!!!!!"
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Silence….That was all could be heard throughout the room. Not anyone dared breath, for shock had made any and all actions impossible to accomplish.
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They blinked, and then they heard something…. That something was a someone. That someone was a male. A demon male; who was digging himself out of the crater-like hole he created when his face made contact with the floor. Then everything started to stir, they started breathing. Some were even looking between the two who had caused this sudden uneasiness. But when they turned, all they saw was two individuals staring at each other head on. Each lost in their own universe, unaware of what was around them.
'Did she just-', he thought.
'Did I just-', she thought.
'Whoa…never thought that would happen.', they both thought.
Before they finished gathering their thoughts, the bell announcing lunch had come, rang. At that same moment, Naraku-sensei came walking into the room. Somehow it seemed that he couldn't get any more upset than he was. Then a light bulb turned on in their head; the room. The room was a mess, supplies were strewn around the room and there was a decent sized hole on one side of the class. Naraku, who was visibly peeved, broke the silence in the room with his next words.
"Go. To. Lunch."
After those 3 words were said, he left the room, taking with him the unease in the air and finally letting them recover all their senses.
"I..I guess we go to lunch?", said Rin.
"Hn." Responded Sesshomaru.
"….." came everyone else's reply.
And with that, they all left the room, silently agreeing on cleaning it when they got back from lunch.
