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LUCY: ummm...lee...i kinda cant do that ya kno...
R.P.: why not?
lucy: beacuse... i cant...
r.p. FINE!! be that way... your as bad who ever is writing this by the way... a total meanie head!!
lucy: oh realy...
lee: hi edward...your soooooooooooooo pretty!!...hehehehehehehehehehe...
ed: yeah... i know...you can stop saying that now you know...
lee: but why eddie? cutsie pouty face
ed: beacause...your starting to scare me...
lee: ooooopsie!!
ed: so will you stop now? pleady face
lee: yup!
ed: ok...thanks...so...person...whats your name exactly?
lee:...its lee...
ed: hi lee...moves closer to lee like he wants to share a secret by the way... stay away from lucy...she's evil...
lee:whitch ones lucy?
ed:points that one...
lee: oh ok...
ed: see...cant you see the evil glint in her eye?
lee:looks real hard no...are you on crack?
ed:no
lee: ok...ill take your word for it...
ed:k...so bella...your one of us now?
bella:shhhhh...not in front of lee!! what if she finds out??
lee: i already know...
bella/edward: know what shifty eyes
lee: that you are all vamps...duhhhh!!
r.p.: i want it on the record... i am not, nor have i ever been a vampire...geez...
lee: geez..sorry...wispering to self god...touchy...
ed: you know about us?
lee: thats what i just said...
ed: sorry...dont get mean...
lee: oh sorry...hey edward...drags his name out
ed: what scooting away slowly
thares a poster over there, that i dont understand. do you think you can help me cuz your so smart...
r.p.:snorts
ed:puffs out chest and walks over to lee sure of course...thay walk away
MEANWHILE:
caius: is she gone yet?
marcus: yes caius, lucy is gone...
caius: oh good...crawls out from under desk
aro: why are you afraid of lucy?
caius: beacuse shes a big scarey meanie!!
marcus: my daughter is not a big scarey meanie!!
caius: is too!!
aro: i love lucy!! shes so strange... like me!!
caius: exactly! i rest my case!! strange happy little girls like caius scare me...
aro: i am not a girl just beacuse im in touch with my feminine side!!
marcus: aro your not a girl...caius...lucy is not scarey...
caius: is too!! sounds like whiney 2 year old
meanwhile:
i.a.w: ok lulu...heres your food...
lulu:what color is cheese?
i.a.w.: it varrys lulu...
lulu: oh ok then
meanwhile:
lucy: wow...wonder whats takin them so long...
bella: i dont know..but i need to hunt cuz r.p. is starting to look pretty tastey...drools
r.p.: help...gulps
bella: ooo look at all the tastey people...drools more
lucy: no bella...dont give in!! noooooooooooooo
bella: i wont i wont sheesh...but they do look so good...
lucy: lets go bella...grabs bellas arm and starts to pull her away from the tastey people lets go before you kill somebody...
r.p.: take your time now... make sure and get real full!!
bella: dont worry i will!!
meanwhile:
lee: do you get it?
ed: ye...aaaahhhhhh!!what are you doing??
lel:tyes up edward,duct tapes his mouth shut and blind folds him...
ed: hhmmppff mmmeeee!! hhmmppff mmmeeee!!
lee: shhhhh!! so you want the others to here??
ed: mmmhhhhmmmm!!
lee: well to bad!!
ed: bmmmmaaaa bmmmmaaaa!! hhmmppff mmmeeee!!
lee: be quiet edward!!
ed: nnnnnmmmmm!!
lee: what?
ed: hhmmppff mmmmeeee uuummmm beeuuummm kimnammped!!
lee: dude...chill...no one can understand you...
ed:nnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
lee: now your gonna come with me to my evil lair wether you like it or not!!mwahahahahahahahahaha!!
ed:thinking what did i do to deserve this??
lee:thinking my freinds are gonna be sooooo jelous!!1 i got edward cullen...yaya i got edward cullen!! woot!!
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and thats the kidnapping of edward cullen...for anyone wanting to see edward get torchered and then rescued... review...i need 10 reveiws before the next chapter goes up...they dont even got to be good reviews...for all i care yell at me for not posting for a year... but i got to know people are still reading this...