WARNING: ZDAR/YAOI Don't read if you don't like this stuff.
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, just love the characters
A/N: this is my first ZADR and Yaoi, please R/R :D
The first thing Zim noticed was the awful smell that assaulted him, and that it felt like a truck run away had hit his head. His antenna twitched slightly and one eye slowly opened the other slowly following.
"Ugg, Gir what are you burning now?" Zim blinked in the sunlight as he realized several things were wrong all at once. That horrid dirt smell was beneath him and he was no longer inside his house. Zim jumped up to his feet, crouching there as he looked around. He sat on top of a hill that overlooked the city below. Not too far away he could make out the Hi skool, just barely. That rank smell drifted towards him again and he turned to see the Dib-human sitting on a rock, the vile smoke rising from the cigarette he was smoking.
"Youu! What are you doing here?"
Dib wasn't even looking at him, just kept staring at the scene below them rubbing at a spot just behind and above his right ear. He just sat there in that stupid coat, rubbing his stupid head, not saying anything.
"You KIDNAPED ZIM!", Zims spider legs eased out from his pack as he made his way to Dib. Zim smacked the cigarette out of Dibs hand and pushed him roughly to the ground, the spider legs pining his arms down at his side.
Dib blinked at Zim a slight frown on his face. "What?" Zim lowered himself so that he was almost face to face with him.
"Why did you bring Zim here? Hmmmm? Its good, yes? No one can hear you scream out here." Zim chuckled. Zim brought up a spider leg and brought it close to the Dibs face. But it was about that moment a small loud piercing sound started pierce the air. Zim covered his antenna and searched for the offending sound. Then Zim noticed the thick metal bracelets around Dibs wrists, and that was where the offending sound was coming from.
Just as he found the source of the sound, electricity ran from the bracelets and up the spider arms, sending Zim reeling backwards to lie sprawled on his back his spider legs limp beneath him.
Dib was not spared the electric shock and he twitched slightly on the ground, smoke slightly rifting off him. He rolled over to his side taking a few deep breaths and then staggered as he stood up. He limped over to the small alien and nudged him with his boot.
"You okay?"
Zim coughed and rolled over to his hands and knees. "I am going to KILL you." Zim growled.
"Good, good." Dib smiled as he turned his back on the Irken. He took a deep breath and reached his hand back into his pocket. He pulled out his pills and popped another one into his mouth. "I was afraid I had used too much in those muffins and you were going to sleep away the morning, missing the beginning."
Zim pushed himself up and let his spider legs retract into his pak. He lowered one eye and stared at Dib-ert. "What are you babbling about? insaneDib" He taunted.
Dib winced slightly and then shrugged. It didn't matter anymore. His mind was at least free for the moment. Free to talk to Zim for real, or so he thought, was he? "Stop it" he muttered to himself as he tapped his head.
"Stop what Dib-worm? Stop from pulling each of your fingers off, stop from going to make you suffer the most agonizing death, making you BEG for the mercy of the all mighty ZIM! Oh how I wish I had an Arrtudge" Zim chuckled at the thought.
"Our plans start here Zim. Remember? This last year we planned and planned and now it's finally time."
"Hmmm? What ARE you babbling about?"
"This." Dib pulled out a small black, cylinder shaped stick, a red light was blinking on one end of it. "Time for the end." And Dib pressed the button. It took a moment but then explosion after explosion made its way through the city. The Hi skool, the mall, the park, the library, several office buildings in the larger part of the city.
Zim stumbled slightly and got his feet under him as he looked at the mass destruction below him. His pink eyes wide and antenna pressed back to his green head. What in the hell was going on? Dark plumes of smoke twisted into the air.
"Oh, I'd tell you not to drink the water, but…." Dib shrugged and then snickered. He stopped and turned towards Zim and shook his head slightly. A sad smile on his face even though Zim never saw it, and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Good bye Zim, your were the only friend I every had."
Zim turned to see Dib just as he placed a few touches to his metal bracelet and a beam of white-bluish light engulfed him and he was gone.
Zim still seemed to be speechless, but then he called into his own device. "Giir come and get me NOW!" It didn't take long for the Sir unit to find him while in his dog costume. Climbing on his back, barely fiting on the small bot, they zoomed back to the base.
"Where did that stinking, filthy HUUmun go! How dare he." Zim seethed. The streets were chaos, debris littered everywhere, people confused, the sirens blaring but too many fires burned out of control. Zim might have enjoyed the scenery more if he wasn't so mad. He WAS going to find HIM and he wasn't going to hold back anymore.
They reached the base and Zim quickly made his way down to his main lab. He leap to his control panel and began to divert his precious power to his surveillance. That's when he found it, something he hadn't been able to retrieve himself for two years. The Irken power signal came in strong, and Zim latched his own signal into it. For the first time in two years the base hummed with almost full power.
"Access granted" the computer voice stated.
Zim pulled up the schematics and infiltrated the poorly defended system. He knew that place, knew where it was coming from, and then that was when blueprints began pouring over the screen. Flashing and then retracting into smaller files as he downloaded it all. A combination of Irken and English codes meshed together. At last it finished with the final blueprint staring at him. Why did it seem so familiar? There was a small count down clock ticking in the lower right hand corner, and there was only two hours left. Zims eyes once again in such short amount of time widened his antenna flat until one slowly perked up and he couldn't help but chuckle and then laugh. A laugh he hadn't been able to laugh for so long. Gir looked up at him and began laughing. His anger forgotten now that he knew where to find HIM but, maybe, just maybe he would let him live, maybe. Unlikely.