A/N: Sorry this took so long to be posted, but my friend was supposed to post this a month ago, since I don't have a computer, but she didn't. So here's chapter 2: SODA! Oh and some of this stuff would never happen, but bear with me.
Disclaimer: I don't own….don't sue me…that'd make me cry. O.o
After pranking Two-Bit, the boys went back the Curtis home, leaving the unconscious Two-Bit to wake up on his own.
"Well, what now?", Johnny asked as he flopped down on the sofa. Pony shook his head, indicating that he didn't know what either. They sat in silence for several minutes, thinking. Then Pony jumped up with an absolute evil grin on his face. Johnny got up too, so Pony could whisper the plan in his ear. Then something hit him.
"Hey Pone, who's gonna wanna do that?" Pony thought for a few minutes before answering.
"We could give Mark Jennings a try."
"Ain't he from That was Then, This is Now?
"…Let's just go…"
"Okay."
TIMESKIP
"Well Mark, will ya do it?", Pony asked eagerly.
"…I guess."
"WOO!" Pony and Johnny high-fived. Oh Soda. You're sooooooooo doomed.
Soda: Really? I am?
Me: What? When did you get here?
Soda: Huh? I dunno.
Me: Oh well, back to the DX!
Soda: Uh…sure…
Soda disappears
TIMESKIP!
"SODA!", Steve yelled. Soda came into view. Steve barely containing the laughter that threatened to give him away. "You've got a customer waitin' for you."
Soda walked to the front, then stopped short, seeing a young woman in a blue dress standing in front of the counter. Soda walked up to her.
"Hey sexy lady", he said, leaning on the counter.
"Hey hotshot.", she replied.
YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT HE SAID…REALLY YOU DON'T.
"So, you wanna go out sometime, hon?", Soda asked. This was in da bag.
"I would, but…", she trailed off.
"But what?"
"Hehehe. I'm a GUY, dumbass!" With that, Mark strode out the door to find Pony and Johnny and tell them what had happened. Soda just stood slack-jawed behind the counter. Steve walked up behind him and snickered.
"Well buddy, you sure fell for that. Hahaha."
Me: Steve, stop laughing at poor Soda.
Steve: But it's funny and you know it. As matter of fact, when you were writing this, you were laughing so hard, you were crying.
Me: Alright boy, that's enough. *Holds up sledgehammer*
Steve: Okay, okay, just don't hurt my sexy face
Me: Ugh. I couldn't do that if I wanted to. *Sad face* Even if you piss me off sometimes
A/N: Next chapter is…you'll just have to wait until next week to find out. MWAHAHAHA! Yes this will now be updated weekly (or sooner) Til next chapter folks, R and R if ya wanna! Bye peeps!