Chapter 3: Dallas!

A/N: Okay folks, we're up to chapter 3! Sorry about the screw up with the last chapter! Woo! It's fixed now! Thanks go to my little brother for letting me know first!

Disclaimer: If I owned the Outsiders, I'd have my own computer. Seriously folks, I don't own this one. I'm one of the few Americans who don't

"Well, we've pranked Two-Bit and Soda, but I've run out of ideas. What about you Johnny?"

Ponyboy Curtis asked while lounging on the couch.

"I got no idea." Lucky for them, Two-Bit was eavesdropping on them.

Me: What? Bad Two-Bit!

Two-Bit: Well...I got curious!

Me: Okay...I guess

Two-Bit walked into the room with a smug look on his face.

"Well boys, who's next?"he asked, startling Pony and Johnny. They glanced at each other, silently agreeing to let him in on the pranks. Since he'd already been pranked.

"Okay, how about Dallas?" Johnny asked. Pony sat in shock. Nobody really wanted to mess with Dally. Apparently Pony agreed.

"Well normally he'd rip your heads off, but if he's rip-roarin drunk, then maybe..." he trailed off. Maybe, just maybe this could work. I f they could just figure out what to do afterward. Hmmm...It seemed like Johnny had an idea, so he told him to spill it.

"How about after we get him drunk, we put him in a frilly pink dress?" Johnny asked innocently. This made Pony and Two-Bit laugh until they cried. Then Pony thought of the only problem they might have.

"Hey, where are we gonna get a dress?" Two-Bit had devilish grin plastered across his face. Johnny and Pony gulped.

"Let me handle that. Meet back here at 7:30pm." With that, Two-Bit strode out the door. Pony and Johnny exchanged a look before Pony spoke, "I don't think I wanna know."

TIMESKIP TO 8:30pm

At 8:30, Pony and Johnny sat waiting with a very impatient Dallas Winston. They were STILL waiting on Two-Bit.

Suddenly the door crashed open and in strode the one and only Two-Bit Matthews. Pony's glare all but screamed "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" Two-Bit just winked in reply.

"Well, it's about time. C'mon guys." Dallas stood, and so did Pony and Johnny. In time, they were at Buck's.

TIMESKIP

"I LOVE you guys!" Dally yelled, an arm around Pony and Johnny. Yeah, he was wasted. WAY wasted. Two-Bit was in front of them, filming every bit of the hilarity. Suddenly Dallas starting singing the Barney theme song as he staggered down the sidewalk. Two-Bit was failing epically at containing his laughter. Soon Dallas was passed out in the middle of the street. It was dress time.

"Wanna know where I got the dress?"

"NO!"

"Okay, but who's gonna undress him?"

"TWO-BIT!" Johnny and Pony screamed in unison.

"Aww, why me?" Two-Bit whined.

"Cuz."

Soon Dally was laying on the asphalt in just his moose covered boxers. They agreed that they didn't wanna know why.

Anyway soon he was in the pink lace dress, looking like a drunken crossdresser. Pony was busy snapping photos, while Two-Bit filmed and Johnny just laughed. Soon Pony had to get home, so Two-Bit decided drag Dally to the Curtis house. Hehehehe, for everyone to see. How Darry would react, nobody knew.

TIMESKIP TO MORNING

Dallas was back in his normal clothes and he was PISSED! Last night, the sight of a drunken Dallas in a dress made Darry go bug-eyed , then collapse in a fit of laughter. Soda and Steve nearly busted their heads open when the saw Dally on the couch. They both fell down laughing while Dally continued to snore on, oblivious to the idiots on the floor.

Now they were watching the video of Dallas, drunker than hell. He had a poster-sized picture of him in one hand, the other clenched in a fist.

They had just gotten to the part where he said he loved Pony and Johnny.

"Soooo...does that make you queer?" Two-Bit asked innocently. In reply, Dally broke his nose.

A/N: So...how do ya like it? Drop me a line folks, pretty please? *pouts* Oh I have nothing against gays or crossdressers, so please don't yell at me. I'll cry. O.o