WARNING: ZDAR/YAOI Don't read if you don't like this stuff, and if you don't know what it is don't read :P
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, I just love the characers
Synopsis: Well, they finally did it, convinced Dib that there were no such things as aliens, using unconventional means. Now Dib doesn't know what's real, and what isn't anymore. Is he Zim? He must complete his mission!
A/N: this is my first ZADR and Yaoi, please R/R :D
Rated M for intense violence/slash and of course yaoi
The scream that ripped through him startled him so badly that Dib jumped up, looking around wide eyed, his breathing was rapid, his heart pounding.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Zim screamed through his head. "You stupid, worthless, pig-smelly HUUMAN?"
Dib winced and rubbed his head, "I'm sorry" he muttered. He stumbled towards his bedroom door. He had to move, finish, he had to finish his mission. Silence, no response. "Please don't be mad, I'm going, I'll finish it." Dib licked his lips.
"Yes, I think its time for that thing." Zim laughed, Dib not realizing that he was laughing as well. Relief that Zim hadn't left him. He paused at the bottom of the stairs to catch his breath. He pushed the pain aside, his head, his side, all of it. It didn't matter, as long as Zim stayed with him.
A small noise got his attention that came down from his control center and he frowned. Was someone there, were they here to stop him? Was it that Huumun that always seemed to thwart him? No, he had gotten rid of him, hadn't he? But someone was down there. He looked around the room, he was in the kitchen. A quick glance at his wrists showed him that one of his metal bracelets was missing his wrist bandaged up. His brows furrowed as memory tried to force their way in. No, that wasn't important now as he shook it away. But now it meant he needed to find a different weapon.
There wasn't much left in the kitchen, since he had reassembled the whole house. He picked up the screw driver that sat on the floor. He began to slowly make his way down the stairs, taking the steps slowly so as not to give himself away.
"Giiir, stop that!"
"But I like this show." The Sir unit whined. He had been fiddling with a small T.V. unit that was emitting only static.
Zim had begun shifting through some of the mechanics and machines that had been placed on a table. One in particularly had his attention. Defiantly Irken in design, but it also seemed to have Meekrob influence. It looked to be a small, slick cylinder that sat atop three spindle legs. Where had the boy gotten this? Zim ran his claws over the side and a small click the cylinder opened smoothly as the center extended upwards where it stopped. Revealing a small indented shelf as it waited for something to be inserted.
A small crash brought Zim's attention back around to Gir, "I told you not to touch anything."
"I'm sorry master" the little bot began to hum his song "Where's my taquitos? My TAQUITOS!" and Gir ran off around a corner. Zim sighed and looked back at the gadget.
Zim's antennae tweaked slightly from a slight noise, but Gir was so noisy that he almost paid it no mind. But it wasn't Gir that had his antennae on the move. Zim spun as Dib crashed over him, something sharp nicked his arm. He was taken off guard and Dib had him pinned down, straddling the Irk his hands above his head and Zim could see the screwdriver there as Dib slashed it downwards. Zim grabbed hold of the crude weapon as they struggled.
"What are you DOING?" Zim yelled up at him.
"You're trying to stop me again aren't you!" Dib yelled back at him.
Zim was able to topple Dib over, as they crashed into a counter. The contents jarred came tumbling down. "I'm going to make you pay for this", Dib hissed at Zim "You are going to be my slave Earthen."
"I should have left you in that fire Dib-stink, now GET OFF OF ZIM!" Zim punched out and Dib doubled over with the contact to his stomach.
Dib clutched his stomach panting "Again" he whispered "Harder, hit me HARDER!" Dib struggled towards Zim, so Zim gave him what he asked for. His foot connected to Dibs chest knocking him back. Dib grunted as he fell back his breathing hard as he rubbed his chest. Dib sat a moment breathing he blinked and straightened his glasses as he looked up at Zim. He gave a weak smile "Thanks Zim."
He pushed himself up and grimaced from the kick. It helped, for the moment. Zim eyed him wearily.
"Why I even bothered saving you, and THIS is the thanks I get? Enslave me? You are the one who shall bow down to me Earthboy." Zim snapped his mouth shut "Crazy Dib" he muttered. "Now what is this, what is your plans? You will tell Zim everything." Zim gestured over what he had been looking at.
Dib looked at the cylinder and chuckled. "Oh that. Don't you remember when we were contacting the Tallest? And we had inadvertently come across that signal?" He limped over towards Zim.
"No I do NOT remember so explain it to me again." Zim motioned.
Dib pulled out a very small and tiny box from beneath the table. He began to punch in codes on the container as he spoke.
"They had already launched Impending Doom two, and the Meekrob's were fighting back."
"Security lock one breached, do you wish to continue?"A computerized voice said. There was a soft click and Dib turned the block around and began pressing more buttons, sliding his fingers along the mechanism.
"A large force of them had gathered and had teamed up with the Resisty, Unfortunately for them,…"
"Security lock two breached, finale warning." Said the neutral computerized voice.
"They ended up in this part of the Universe where we were able to record and transmit their locations to the Tallest." Dib laughed as he pressed the final buttons on the box.
"Finale warning, Security lock disengaged", the little box said and then a small click as the box finally opened. Each side folding and pulling back.
"Remember the look on their faces when we called them, the Tallest's Red and Purple thought they had seen a ghost, and to have the coordinates for the Resisty! Well we just couldn't resist after that and hacked into their mother ship and helped to disarm it, of course we couldn't help but download a few things either." Dib chuckled. "The Tallest couldn't say no to us after that."
Zim looked and the what sat in the center of the exposed box. Dib reached in gently and pulled out a small sphere, no larger than a marble. It glowed a putrid orange color and slash of yellow and green would shot through occasionally. He went to take it from Dib whose other hand grabbed his wrist.
"Don't touch" Dib hissed at him "Unless you want to vaporize us right here and now."
Zim was about to retort but thought the better of it, taking what Dib to say to be true. He didn't really care to be vaporized at the moment. Dib carefully placed the marble looking thing into the opened canister were it slid into its slot perfectly. He than pressed a few buttons along the side. The thing made a small hissing noise and slowly began to retract inside. When it was finally closed Dib gave a small sigh of relief.
"Then they will see what a great Invader I really am, and they will all bow down to Zim."
"I AM ZIM Dib-monkey and YOU are the dirtchild, don't forget that!" He snapped.
Dib blinked and turned to the voice that spoke to him his mouth opened to say something and then he saw the cut and the green blood that had run down the sleeve of Zims arm. He took a step back his eyes going wide at the small wound. He gave a small whimper and then fell to his knees and groveled at Zims feet.
"Forgive me my Tallest I-I didn't know" Dibs hand clutched at Zims boots.
Zim looked down at the terrified boy and was almost pleased until he heard the words Dib had spoke. His own eyes went wide. Dib's lock of hair bobbed slightly and Zim reached down and grabbed it, yanking it back so that Dib looked up at him.
"What did you say?" Zim's voice was soft, menacing. His eyes narrowed.
All Dib did was whimper, and his voice was just a whisper "I'm sorry my-my Tallest."
Zim kicked out at dib making him scramble back to avoid the foot. He stared down at Dib a moment. "Don't ever say that again." He had said it so quietly that he wasn't sure that Dib heard him. But dib nodded his head slightly.
"Yes, my T-Tal, my master."
Oh how he wished he could have gotten some sort of pleasure from that, to finally have the Dib cower before him calling him that. But he felt nothing, because it meant nothing. Now that he knew there was something wrong with him, something that made Dib really crazy. Such a strange sensation had spread through him, and he tried to squelch it out. Dib had no idea what a taboo he had said, such disgrace, such blasphemy.
Dib looked at him and then being a little daring he slowly crawled over and stood up straight on his knees and wrapped his arms around Zims waist, hugging himself tightly to him. He laid his face against Zims chest and mumbled apologies. Zim absently reached a hand down and ran his claws through his hair, such a weird feeling against his gloved hand this hair. His hand moved on its own to that scar. Yes, he was going to have to do something about that.
Zim sucked in a quick breath as he felt Dibs warm hands on his bare skin. Dib had slipped his hands under the Irkens shirt and had pressed them against his back. He looked down at Dibs golden-brown eyes looking up at him, as if he wanted something from him. Dib placed kisses were his mouth sat as he watched Zim. At least that part was still covered by his shirt. Yes, he was definitely going to have to do something about that.
A/N: This week will be a little slower for me to up date since I have to *sniff go back to work. Thanks for the Fabulous reviews *giggle, just to let you know that I am going crazy trying to write crazy O_o, but I love it and hope you do too :D I don't know Karate, but i know crazy and I will use it...