THE END!
A/N: Wow folks, here we are again! This has been so much FUN for me! I have Wisty-Forever-And-Truly to thank for this happiness. Really, though, I have to thank you all! My wonderful readers! Oh, and there's only one person left, so it has to be…DARRY!
Disclaimer: I have a secret for you…*Screams* I DON'T OWN THE OUTSIDERS!
I walked through the door of the house, yawning. Today had been awful. Dennis had to go home because a saw cut his arm open. Everything went to hell from there.
The house was completely quiet except for the occasional snicker. I walked through the door of the living room. Everyone was sitting by the computer. Two-Bit was laughing wildly. Pony was a sickly pale green.
"Hey Pone! Ya look like yer gonna get sick! Hahaha!" Two-Bit cried, grinning.
"Whoa! That's gettin' hot!" Steve crowed. Pony just turned an even sicker green. Everyone laughed at the expression on his face that was torn between punching Steve and running out of the room.
"What's goin' on guys?" I asked.
"Uh…how long have you been here?"
"I dunno…5 minutes?"
"Well, come look at this." Pony got up out of his seat so I could take it. I sat down to see the site. It was called . There were stories about…us? Then I saw what they were looking at, and I turned just about as green as Pony had. The stories were about me and Pony…er….gettin' it on…
I felt something heavy hit me in the back of the head in the midst of my shock. Before I completely blacked out, I heard Two-Bit say something like "That should keep him out for a while."
After a while, I came to.
"Damn, he woke up too soon." Someone muttered.
"So does that mean I have to…" Pony trailed off.
"Yep."
Pony got up off the couch and said, "Darry, look, there's somethin' I've been hiding from you for a while."
"What's that, Pone?"
"Well, see, I'm…uh…gay with a panda."
I passed back out.
When I came back to again, it was morning. I was kinda stiff from sleeping on the couch. I walked to the bathroom to shave. When I got there, I almost screamed. I was in a lacy pink dress. Someone did my hair, and I looked like a complete slut with all the makeup I had on.
I walked back into the living room to find everyone snickering.
"So, Superman, how do ya like yer makeover?"
"Shut u-"I was cut off as the door banged open. A giant panda walked in.
"Panda!" Pony exclaimed.
"Ponyboy, I have some shocking news for you" the panda said. He unzipped a suit (apparently) to show that he was actually…Justin Bieber!
"Holy crap! You're Justin Bieber!"
"I have more shocking news for you." he replied. He unzipped the 'suit' apparently to show that he was actually…Chuck Norris!
"Holy crap you're Chuck Norris!"
"Yes kids, Chuck Norris can be gay without ever being gay. Don't do mosquitoes, kids."
Dear lord, I've got to be dreaming.
A/N: Well, how was it? Drop me a line! Requests are accepted! I need someone to give me ideas. Please. *begs* anyone who's willing, let me know!