Eyes. Those damned white eyes of the Hyuuga family. Whether they were looking at him in anger, sadness, love, or hatred, Naruto was tired of seeing them. Especially when he was forcefully dragged to attend the birthday ceremonies of Hyuuga Hanabi. Every single Hyuuga in Konoha was in attendance, from the cold, stoic prodigy of the Hyuuga Branch Family, Neji, to the girl he actually became aware of him liking him from her scents. The Hyuuga with the softest eyes in the entire clan, Hinata, to the most lovesick female he had ever seen since Sasuke's fangirls, and the main cause of all of his troubles, and his captor by family law, Hanabi.
"Sasuke, wherever you are, please kill me!! Now I understand why you tried so hard to stay away from fangirls!"
In a dark cave in another country
"Achoo!! Achoo!!" Sasuke rubbed his nose and patiently meditated to himself. "Damn Orochimaru, and that assistant of his. They never clean up around here."
At the Hyuuga Mansion
"Naruto-kun?" Hanabi approached her fiancée and gave him a kiss on his lips. A small amount of murmurs circulated throughout the Hyuugas concerning the heiress's kiss to the demon brat. "There's a table filled with ramen for you, my love."
"Right now, ramen isn't going to even cheer me up." Naruto looked uncomfortably at the Hyuuga Clan members, then lowered his head. "Why did you have your birthday celebration 2 days after your actual birthday?" It wasn't one of the questions he really wanted to ask, but he couldn't ask her why she was lying in his bathtub, uninvited in his house, and waiting for him like she did yesterday while they were in front of the Hyuuga Clan. After all, even though he was guaranteed not to be killed, he still didn't want to be the training dummy for advanced Jyuuken techniques from more than 300 Hyuugas.
"It's because we wanted to wait for every last Hyuuga, Main or Branch family, to be back in the village before my birthday celebration took place." She sat next to him and grabbed his hand. Naruto swore he could feel a killer intent radiating throughout the room, but different from the usual ones he felt from the older Hyuugas. He looked at Hinata, and saw her look away from him. It was at that time that he got a good idea.
"Hiashi-sama!" The Hyuuga leader looked at the boy, acknowledging him with a slow, silent nod. "I've decided that I will marry Hyuuga Hinata, instead of her sister, Hanabi. I realize how much she loves me, and I am recognizing her feelings. I have fallen madly in love with her!" If Hinata hadn't been upset at what she saw yesterday, she would've fainted at the mention of Naruto marrying her, but she saved her faint until he mentioned that he was in love with her. Madly in love, at that.
"So, you want to marry my daughter, Hinata? I will allow you to do that." Naruto let out a yell for joy, but Hiashi's hand came in the air, stopping Naruto's exclamation. "However, just because you're going to marry Hinata, doesn't mean that you're going to be released from your wedding with Hanabi. Uzumaki Naruto, you will wed both Hinata and Hanabi in one month." Over the ongoings on the celebration, there was an audibly deafening slap to a forehead. Neji looked at Naruto with fury in his eyes.
"What!!!!?? I have to marry both of them!!!!??" The shock finally set in Naruto's mind. "I can't marry two women!!!"
"Yes, you can." Neji's voice was calm, compared to Naruto's hysterical voice. "You didn't know that it was written in the oldest Hyuuga laws, and you just did everything to solidify your marriage to both women." Naruto was giving him a confused look. Neji sighed from seeing his face. "If someone has been forced to marry an heir, and there are two or more heirs in the household, the person must declare their love for the other heir, in front of the entire Hyuuga Clan, and the heir that you are acknowledging your love towards must also accept in front of the clan. Everyone in the Hyuuga clan… even the entire village knows about Hinata's love for you, so you have just dug an even deeper hole for yourself." He stood up from the table and walked away from the ceremony. "Good luck with your personal hell, Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto looked at Neji as he walked away from the table.
"Thank Kami-sama I didn't come up with an idea of trying to be gay. Who knows what would've happened to me?" He got up and focused his attention towards the ramen table. "Maybe I should drown myself in the ramen and get this all over with." He walked to the ramen table and grabbed a bowl of his favorite food.
"Naruto-kun… and I… are going to be… married? Along with him and… Hanabi?" Hinata stayed on the ground, not wanting to get back up and face her future husband, and his… other wife.