Super Wal-Mart:

Zac walked down the aisle of the Super Wal-Mart near his apartment. He headed towards the electronics department, wanting to see if they had something. It was almost Christmas time and Zac was picking up some last minute gifts that he needed. Zac glanced at his watch to see Vanessa would probably be at the apartment right now. Zac walked down the aisle looking for something specific. He grinned when he saw his face smiling back at him. Zac lifted the High School Musical 2 DVD and put it in the cart. All the sudden 'Everyday' came blaring through his phone.

Zac grabbed his phone and flipped it open, "Hello Baby."

"Hey, are you still at Wal-Mart?"

"Yeah. What do you need?" Zac said. He's face showed his listen intently to what she needed. "Umm…yeah I'll get that."

"Thank you so much." Vanessa squealed before hanging up

Zac got her the ice cream she wanted, the chocolate and then the last thing. Zac headed into the aisle that every guy hated. "Oh boy." Zac stood in front of the wall with a lost look on his face. "Vanessa, if I didn't love you so much, I would never be here."

A Wal-Mart helper came up to Zac. "Do you need any help sir?"

"Yeah, I umm…" Zac pointed to everything and said, "I don't know."

"Well, I'm Kacy. Pleasure to meet you."

"You too. Can you help me pick something…I'm completely lost here."

"What does she like?"

"Like? Women like certain ones?"

"Yeah, does she use Kotex, Playtex, Always? Does she use a tampon or a pad?"

"Umm…There's a difference?"

"First time?"

"How can you tell?"

"Well one you don't know what you're looking for. In addition, you can't be married because most married men have done this once or twice. That or they've seen it in the bathroom so much that they know what to get."

"Oh."

"Is she heavy, normal, or light?"

"Umm…she's skinny but come to think of it, she's looks like she gained a few pounds this last week. I mean she cried when she couldn't fit into her jeans. I personally don't care what a tag on the jeans says but she cried till Ashley came and kicked me out of the house." Zac noticed that Kacy started to laugh quietly herself. "What?"

"I didn't mean her weight. I mean her period. Is it heavy, normal, or light?"

"How do you tell?"

Kacy gigged before saying, "What did she tell you she needed?"

Zac tried to think of what she said, "I think she said tampons and pamprin. Lord knows what that is."

"What else? Did she say a certain brand?"

"Umm…I can't remember, I normally don't like to do these things."

"I can also guess that you don't have a sister."

"Yeah, I only have a younger brother."

"Alright, why don't you try calling her and asking. That way you don't get something she doesn't need."

"Right." Zac pulled out his phone, dialing her number.

He heard "Hello baby."

"Hey, listen are you heavy, normal, or light?"

"Excuse me! Did you just call me fat?"

"No baby."

"But you just called me heavy. I can't believe you."

"Honey, I didn't mean it."

"Then why'd you say it?"

"Honey, I need to know what to get you."

"So you didn't call me fat?"

"No I would never call you fat."

"Oh okay then…you can get me Kotex tampons…get me both heavy and normal. Don't forget the pamprin either."

"I won't."

"Okay, I love you."

"I love you too." Zac said before hanging up. "Okay, she said Kotex, heavy and normal, tampons."

"Okay." Kacy said grabbed said items.

"Why don't you get two of each, that way I don't have to come back anytime soon?"

"Sure." She handed him everything, which he immediately dropped in the cart

"Thank you for all your help."

"Your welcome, it's what I do. Oh and Mr. Efron?"

"Yeah?"

"This will stay just between us."

"Thank you." Zac headed up to the self-check out.

A kid no more then eight walked up to Zac. "Mr. Efron?"

Zac turned and smiled, squatting down to size. "Hi."
"Can I have your autograph?"

"Sure sweetie, what's your name?"

"Mary."

"That's a very pretty name for a very pretty girl." Mary just blushed as Zac signed her shirt. "There you go."

"Thank you." She hugged him really quick before walking over to her mother.

Zac finished and walked outside to flashing lights. TMZ was in front. "Zac, how's it going?"

"Wonderful."

TMZ said, "Vanessa?"

"Wonderful as well."

"What's in the bag?"

"A couple of things."

"Does Vanessa spend the night?"

"Excuse me." Zac waits till his door is clear before getting in the car and leaving. "I'm gonna kill Vanessa when I get home." Once he arrived home, the first thing out of his mouth was "Nessa? You here baby?"

"Yeah." Vanessa walked into living from the kitchen. "As a thank you, I'm making you dinner."

"Really, thank you baby." Troy said kissing her lips before handing her the bags.

Vanessa took the bag and said, "Sorry about that little episode earlier. I really didn't mean it."

"I know. Just please don't do that to me again."

"I promise." Vanessa said kissing his lips.

"TMZ was there, along with 30 other photographers."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, they asked me if we spent the night together."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, I got in the car and left."

"Good, it's okay that they know we are dating but I don't think I'm ready to let them know we're living together."

"Agreed."

After dinner, Zac and Vanessa sat down on the couch to watch TV. Zac groaned when he heard TMZ come on but stopped short when he heard them talking. "Today, in LA, Zac Efron was caught coming out of a Super Wal-Mart. What was even more surprising was what was in his bag." They flashed a close up picture of the bag. "Four boxes of Kotex tampons. But listen to what Zac shared with TMZ." They replayed the conversation. "So why would Zac not answer the question. It would seem a little pointless when you have tampons in the bag. Unless he watched 'She's The Man' and is using them for nosebleeds. In other news…"

Zac shut the TV off. "See now there will be reports all over the news."

"But you still love me right?" Vanessa asked fluttering her eyelashes

Zac sighed but smiled. "Yeah I still love; I don't think I can ever not love you."

They kiss, Vanessa stares up at him. "Hey baby?"

"Yeah?"

"Thank you for going to the Super Wal-Mart."

I hope you laughed as much as I did when I wrote this. I was shopping for those items, I saw this guy looking all wide-eyed, and this story just came to me. Hope you enjoyed it, till next time…

---SexyPunk54---