Dr. Chakwas released the Commander on light bed rest for the next three days. She could get up and move around, enough for duty on the command deck, but no missions or other strenuous activities.

Thane helped her to their shared quarters and into the bed, making sure she was comfortable before leaving her to rest. He wanted to find out what had happened. He knew the conversation may not go well, but it was a chance he would have to take. He had a feeling his request for a secluded, quiet life was going to have to be put on hold for a while.

Garrus was not on the command deck. Thane took a deep breath and approached Kelly with professionalism and caution the way he always did. The female was way to perky and happy. She wasn't right in the head. It did not surprise him when he'd learned of her involvement with Joker, given the pilot's tendency towards sarcasm and his appreciation of humor. Her bubbly personality was a good fit.

"Yeoman Chambers?"

"Yes, Mr. Krios, how can I help you?"

She turned toward him smiling broadly. There was a little more blush in her cheeks than usual. He also thought he could hear Joker whistling in the cockpit. He didn't need more than that to guess what had happened close enough to the truth to not want to know more.

"Where is..." He wasn't sure what to call the turian. He'd been running the ship, but had no official tittle. "Garrus Vakarian?" He asked.

"Mr. Vakarian is in the debriefing room with Ms. Lawson and Mr. Taylor." She answered cheerily.

"Thank you." He offered a shallow bow before heading for the armory doors, walking briskly. He was glad Shyra did not wear perfume. Kelly's was nigh unbearable.

Kelly glanced up to the cockpit where Joker sat. She wasn't finished with him just yet. She left her station, passing a few crewmen at their posts on her way up to the helm. Their conversations the same as always. Where were they going? What were they going to do about Cerberus...

"I hope I didn't distract you too much when I..."

Kelly leaned against the bulk head by Joker's console and glanced down at his lap with a knowing smirk.

"Well, it was a little distracting, but I managed not to crash the ship into anything." He grinned without looking at her. "Besides, I think EDI found it educational."

"What? You didn't lock her out?" Kelly asked, panicked. Her face lost some color.

"You kinda sprung it on me." Joker laughed his defense.

"I assure you, once I was aware of your intentions I assigned myself temporarily to a different location." EDI chimed in.

"The how did you know when to come back?" Kelly asked accusingly.

"I monitored your heat signatures. When you returned to your station, Ms. Chambers, I returned to my station here." explained the AI. "You may find it interesting that Jeff's heat signature..."

"Thank you, EDI." Joker hurriedly interrupted the AI. "That was very considerate of you." He gave the representation the evil eye.

"EDI, do you think you could check on something else for a while?" Kelly asked sweetly.

"I am needed in the debriefing room. I will focus my attentions there." EDI replied, and bliped off her console.

"Whew... " Joker sighed. "That was close."

"What? That your temperature rose while I was pleasuring you, helmsman?" Kelly said boldly as she left the bulk head and knelt in front of Joker.

"Uhm, heh heh... " He laughed nervously. "That's not the only thing to rise lately."

Kelly grinned as her fingers found the zipper once again.

"Really, I had no idea." She rubbed her palm against his arousal making a pop tent out of his boxers.

Jokers finger flew over the console display. He activated the auto pilot and closed the doors to the cockpit, locking them to outside entry.

"Gezz..us, woman. Let me get the doors closed." He said. He was all smiles.

Kelly pulled him out of the opening in the boxers, careful not to bend him too much. She made gentle strokes with both hands wrapped around him, using his pre-cum to lubricate the action. Joker's body tensed a little. He eyed her reddened lips.

"Don't worry..." Kelly said, smiling up at him. "I won't make you wait forever."

Kelly slipped her mouth over him, working the tip with her tongue as she continued to stroke the rest of him with both hands. Joker's head rolled back on the head rest as he closed his eyes. A soft groan escaped his parted lips. The warmth and moisture of her mouth around him sent waves of heat through him. He felt her mouth slip a little further down, creating a suction. He dug his fingers into the chair arms as she sucked on him, making soft, wet, slurping sounds and moaning.

"Oh, goddamn!" He sighed, relaxing into the feeling.

She worked her hands around his flesh in opposite directions as she moved them up and down his shaft in time with the rhythm of her mouth. She was careful not to catch him on her teeth as she rolled her tongue around him.

"Ah, fuckn'... shit..." Joker's body tensed. "Ah... damn... girl!" He dug his fingers into the chair arms again.

"I'm gonna..." He moaned. He felt his release flood her mouth. Her tongue rolled under the head... she moaned, then swallowed him. "Oh, damn!" He sighed and relaxed back into his chair again. "Goddam, girl."

Kelly licked her lips then smiled up at him.

"You're turn." She said cattily as she stood up.

"Oh, me-ow." Joker grinned as he let his eyes wander over her.

Kelly rolled her hips as she slid her hands down over her body, catching her thumbs in the hip of her pants and pushing them down with her white cottons past her thighs before they fell to the floor. She worked her legs out of them, leaving the knee high boots on.

Joker sat with a big, dumb struck grin on his face. His eyes settled on the little patch of red hair that adorned her mound.

"How are..." He started to ask, but she answered before he could finish.

She locked the controls on his console, he didn't know she knew how to do that, then hopped up to sit on it. She put one booted foot on either side of him on the arm rests, her glory spread before him a welcoming display of glossy pinks and reds. He didn't need any more encouragement.

Joker buried his face in between the soft, silky folds of her flesh. The sweet tang of her sex was on his tongue. Her moans urging him, praising him.

Kelly arched her back at his touch, letting her head roll back as she moaned. His lips and tongue eager to please. He sucked on her swollen clit. The intensity of his mouth sent waves of electric bliss through her. She felt a slight pressure as he pushed a finger into her hole, fucking her with the talented digit. She softly cried out her pleasure. She could feel him probing her, searching for that spot that would make her cum. It didn't take him long. The intensity of her pleasure escalated. It was becoming more difficult to stay quiet.

"Oh, Jeff..." She breathed his name.

Her wetness was dripping down between the folds to the crack of her ass which Joker caressed liberally. He teased her back entry with one finger before slowly forcing his way inside. She tensed,

"Mr. Moreau!" She gasped and looked at him.

Joker smiled up at her with a mischievous grin, then buried his face with more vigor.

"Oh, god..." She let the ecstacy take her and relaxed, allowing his fingers to explore wherever they would.

Joker took his fingers from her wet pussy. The gland was swollen. She was ready, and he wanted her. He eased himself out of the chair to a comfortable standing position, then pushed himself inside her. He smiled when she let out a long, soft 'Oh', and cried out to the deity once again. He fondled her breasts through the uniform shirt while she rolled her hips, pumping him in and out of her sloppy wetness.

"Oh, Jeff... I'm gonna... I'm cumming! I'm comming!" She almost whined.

Her body tightened around him, spasming. Her back arched. Her fingers dug into the sides of the console. He took the risk of thrusting back.

"Oh, yes, helmsman, fuck me!" She cried.

He waited for her orgasm to reach it's peak before releasing his own.

Joker collapsed as carefully as he could back into his chair. Kelly hopped down off the console and pulled up her panties and slacks. She liked to 'wear' the cum of her lover for a while before changing into something clean. She smiled at Joker sitting in his stupor, hanging out for the world to see. She leaned over him for a kiss. He didn't resist. All the tastes of themselves mingled in their mouths. Kelly knelt down after breaking the kiss to greedily lick the last bits of juice and cum off of him before producing a cloth from one of her many pockets and wiping his console clean.

"See ya." She smiled and unlocked the doors.

Joker left the auto pilot in control for another twenty minutes or so before he took back the helm.

"See ya." He answered her long after she'd left.

"See who, Jeff?" EDI asked.

"Nobody, mom." Joker teased.