Alright, weekend over, let's get some writing DONE! Also, reminder, this week is the start of the M/W/F format, so no chapter tomorrow.
Karasu, all I said was that you'd never guess. And this is what happens when you send your best military mind on your best weapon on a kamikaze mission.
Greifen, in a world where pokémon learn self-destruct and explosion, grenades were often a silly idea, used only by terrorists who can't afford voltorb farms like Britannia can. Also, a reminder, automatic weapons were never considered, which is why all guns are manual, semi-auto at best.
The squirtle was pretty damned shocked at getting captured, so it didn't think to fight back.
We try our best to pick up on these mistake- you would not believe the amount of mistake we DO pick up on before the chapter goes live.
And if there's anything Deoxys has taught me, it's that pokémon exist to be screwed around with.
Poggg, to be fair, it was an accident with Kanon. He just said that he didn't mind and volunteered to be Schneizel's pet.
WWDW, Cheers. Now you'll find out what happens when Three Frontier Brains gang up on Lelouch.
Patch, that's a good title, to add to my already impressive title of God-Emperor of Megami Tensei. Now THAT'S a title I Earned.
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Red looked at the clock in the command room, his Geass blazing. "Twenty-four minutes left…" he muttered.
"Will that be enough?" C.C. asked him. "Everyone has been fighting a good five hours, I don't think half an hours rest will be enough."
"It'll have to do." Red sighed. "We've no human casualties, no injuries that can't be fixed with a needle and thread, and all pokémon can be healed in the pokémon centre. Let everyone eat, drink, change their trousers…" he sighed. "I know Sparta won continuous battles against larger armies in quick succession, several battles a day, but the Black Knights aren't born and bred soldiers like Toudou, Silver and I."
"You'll have to pull your share then." C.C. sighed. "Are you sure that I shouldn't be on the front lines during the next battle?"
"No, it's a good plan to keep you masked and in the back." Red smirked. "Someone with your skills as an ordinary soldier will do wonders for morale."
C.C. chuckled, then looked at the clock with a sigh. "Twenty-three minutes…"
She squeezed her Jirachi tight, hoping that Red's Geass was strong enough to keep her Lelouch alive.
Lugia swerved under the moltres' flamethrower, launching an ancientpower from underneath as Lancelot launched a dark pulse at the beast.
Zero turned his head back and tossed a pokéball at the attack, and lucario punched through the dark pulse like it was nothing.
Mewtwo dodged lucario's attack and Zero recalled his pokémon as lugia ascended in the sky, rayquaza encircling it in a spiral with its mouth pointed down the centre.
There was nowhere to run.
Rayquaza was helpless as Zero rammed a glalie down its throat, then leaping off his lugia and recalling it as the ice pokémon cast sheer cold down the rayquaza's insides as he fell.
The pokémon's scales cracked and stiffened, and rayquaza began to fall to the earth. Lucy jumped from it as articuno flew back to her aid. "What's he planning?" she pondered, seeing Zero fall to the earth like a bullet.
Then his cape burst open, red energy burning down from it.
"Did you honestly think that you were the only ones with flight armour?" Zero asked menacingly as he swerved, flying back to the three knights before standing, as if on solid air. "Such arrogance…"
Suzaku glanced down as the rayquaza landed in a heap onto the ground below, frozen solid and knocked out, but not quite dead yet.
They'd be able to save it.
"I warned you about arrogance." Zero said into his ear. "Suzaku Kururugi."
Suzaku looked back up as a switch in his brain clicked and forced him to pull zapdos back. 'How is his armour so fast without a pokémon providing energy!'
'Lugia.' Lelouch thought. 'Even recalled, you are so loyal to me… I have yet to name you, haven't I?' he realised.
He threw the masterball out. "RYUJIN!" he shouted, naming his lugia for the first time. "Ancientpower them ALL!"
"Here."
Silver turned to see Blue hand him a bottle of water. "Thanks." He nodded, taking it from her and forcing the liquid down his throat. "How're you holding up?"
"I'm fine." Blue sighed, lying. "It's like the Mask of Ice all over again, isn't it?"
"Don't say that." Silver told her. "Don't ever say that. Zero isn't like that."
"You are aware that he's only using us to achieve his own ends, right?" Blue asked.
"This time, at least, I'm happy being used." Silver replied. "I'm actually achieving something for once."
"Yo!" an annoyingly familiar voice called. "Long time no see Silver!"
He cringed, then turned around to glare at Gold. "You…" he snarled.
"Hey, don't get all snappy when we're on the same side!" Gold laughed. "Hey, I was even invited to join the Heavenly Blades with Regitaro!"
"Regitaro?" Blue asked in confusion.
Silver face palmed. "You didn't…" he growled.
"Hey, you alright?" Gold asked him.
"Bakutaro, Politaro, those I can accept." Silver managed. "But you just don't name a legendary pokémon 'Reggie-boy'!"
Blue bit her knuckles to stop herself from giggling. "What's wrong with that?" Gold asked, tilting his head. "You named your entei Kirby."
"Kerberos. Is not. Kirby." Silver snarled, rising to his feet, trying to ignore Blue laughing her head off at the whole situation.
_\_ "Suzaku~!" _\_ Lloyd sang into Suzaku's earpiece. _\_ "Your armour and weapons will be here in five minutes~! Bahamut sent an advance team with it, since the reinforcements will be here in ten minutes, so get down here quickly!" _\_
Suzaku launched the blue fireball he was charging. "Understood." He nodded, beginning his descent to the fallen S.S. Rayquaza.
'That means that his armour is almost here.' Lelouch realised as Lugia span through moltres' fire spin and into articuno's blizzard. 'Just fifteen minutes left.' He thought. 'If I promised half an hour's rest, nowhere near enough, and I will be damned if Zero can't provide at least that.'
"Ryujin, hydropump!" Zero ordered, directing his lugia's attack at Brandon's moltres as Lucy circled him with her articuno.
'Wait, this is too easy, even with Ash's Geass.' Lelouch realised as moltres dodged and launched an easily dodgeable flamethrower. 'They aren't trying to kill me, they're just stalling me.'
'So who is coming?' Lelouch thought. 'And how long until they get here?'
"Twelve Minutes left…" Toudou growled, his fingers drumming a tattoo into the grip of his katana.
"We need that time to rest." Ohgi explained. "And to get to our new location."
"I know that!" Toudou snapped, before sighing. "I apologise."
"We're all under a lot of stress." Ohgi smiled worryingly. "Though, I think she's taking it the worst."
Toudou followed his gaze to see that green-haired woman with the jirachi that Zero was always with. "Hmph." Toudou grunted.
"RRAAAYY!"
Lelouch glanced below him to see a team of soldiers systematically thaw rayquaza. 'Damn, already?' he thought angrily as Suzaku rose out from the landed an the pokémonless S.S. Rayquaza. 'Oh, this just gets better and better.'
"Ryujin, use protect." Zero ordered.
A blue forcefield surrounded the bird as it curled up, deflecting the synchronised attacks that targeted the bird and Zero from all angles. 'Seven more minutes…' Lelouch thought angrily. 'Zero has to deliver seven more minutes or they'll consider Zero a false messiah…'
Ryujin flicked its wings out, shattering the barrier and blasting a powerful wave of psychic energy at the three Knights of the Round. 'I can't have that.' He thought angrily.
"Shouldn't we go help him?" Kallen asked, walking up to Rivalz as he watched the silent broadcast of Zero's battle, being recorded from a camera hidden in his mask.
"Zero promised thirty minutes." Rivalz explained. "The fact is that, even though we're all ready to fight with him, he promised us half an hour to rest. Accepting anything less than that would suggest that we, as the leaders, don't have faith in Zero's abilities."
"I suppose…" Kallen sighed, sitting next to him. "Hey… you ever wonder what life'd be like without Zero?"
"Not really." Rivalz shrugged. "Though, I have wondered what my life would've been like if I didn't join the army and lose my arm."
Kallen looked down. "I'm sorry you got involved in all this…"
"What for?" Rivalz asked. "Look, say there are alternate universes, right?" he asked. "Then there's a universe where Rivalz didn't get his arm crushed, didn't get automail, didn't join the Black Knights, didn't spend a year on the run, and is probably back at Ashford Academy running around with Shirley trying to figure out 'What Would Lulu Do', and why he wasn't helping us while Zero was attacking China." He looked back at the screen. "Not a day goes by where I don't thank Arceus that I am not him." He told her. "That guy never got to be with you."
Rivalz turned with a smile to look at Kallen, who was staring at the screen in horror. "What the hell is that?"
'Dammit.' Lelouch thought angrily. 'Out of all the scenario's I planned for, this is the one that happens?'
The Bahamut.
It wasn't owned by Britannia, because it was built by private funds by the Knight of Three- the Dark Angel Cynthia. It had four segments built across its tail, each one separate from the other to allow the pokémon carrying them mobility, with telepads for movement between them.
Designed as a military research ship, was seen as a harbinger of doom considering Cynthia's prerogative to always operate with the latest military developments.
Brittania often worked with Cynthia, and with the advent of deoxys, there was only one thing its arrival could mean for Zero City.
It was built around the black rayquaza of Scotland- of the twelve rayquaza in the world, this was the strongest.
And it carried the Knights of Three and Twelve: Dark Angel Cynthia and Palace Maven Spenser.
'Calm down Lelouch.' He ordered himself. 'Five Knights, two armies, two rayquaza, a mewtwo, multiple legendaries, and Schneizel. I've handled worse.'
'No, actually, I haven't. But if I last the next four minutes then I can still win.'
"Sir?" Falkner saluted in the red-lit dungeon deep below Zero City. "We're ready to launch in T-minus two minutes."
Red looked up at his Vengeance, both its hands spread wide, grasping the Red Orb and the Blue Orb and sending energy down it. "Just hang in there." Red told his mewtwo as he pressed an elixir into the pokémon's neck, realising that it was beginning to reach its limit. "After this battle, we can rest."
The Grandmaster then turned to the gym leader and strode to the exit. "Begin the sixty-second countdown." He ordered. "I want every man and woman in position by the time we surface."
"Understood." Falkner nodded, relaying the orders as he followed the Knight of One.
Lelouch was panting for breath, as was Ryujin. A half-hour battle in any situation in ambitious, but half-hour when you are outnumbered three-to-one against three of the strongest trainers in Britannia was insane.
Zero was currently against five of the strongest trainers in Britannia, and it was showing.
"Ha… ha…"
"Do you surrender?" The White Reaper asked, standing before his opponent.
Lelouch smirked behind his mask. "The White Reaper… The Dark Angel… Palace Maven… Pike Queen, Pyramid King, Why… take such names..?"
"We have no time for your games, Zero." Brandon snarled.
"It is a fair question." The aged Spenser told his fellow Knights from atop his crobat, before turning to the terrorist. "For the same reason you hide behind that mask and the name of Zero." He answered. "The title is something to respect, to bring hope, inspire faith- instil fear."
"A fair answer." Zero nodded, standing atop his lugia. "Tell me, in your eyes, am I a man, or a demon?"
"Another riddle." Spenser chuckled as the other knights held their tongues. "The mask of Zero is that of a demon, yet the man behind the demon is but that."
"WRONG ANSWER!"
The Knights recoiled in primal fear, before remembering themselves.
Zero's helmet had just opened at the jaw- revealing a mass of needle-like teeth as he shouted.
The jaw snapped shut, as viciously as it had opened. "The greed and darkness in the hearts of men have given rise unto me." Zero declared. "That is why I shall break this poisoned world, and build it ANEW!"
"Yep." Brandon nodded. "Megalomaniac."
"Or perhaps I'm just stalling a last few seconds with this meaningless banter?" Lelouch smirked.
To their credit, the Knights realised they had been duped and sprang to action almost instantly. But it was just a second too late.
It was time.
And Zero was consumed by a pillar of magma.
A protected lugia flew down the lava and into the city of Zero as it ascended through the underground magma chambers. "Zero!" Ohgi shouted, running up to him.
"I'm fine." Zero replied, recalling his pokémon. "I'll lead the battle from the command centre. We're going with plan sigma-fourteen."
"Understood." Ohgi nodded as Zero walked away. "SIGMA FOURTEEN EVERYONE! LET'S GO!"
"Sigma fourteen, huh?" Silver asked himself. "Not a bad one."
"I was kinda hoping for Alpha twelve…" Blue moaned, scratching her back as she turned off to her position. "Later!"
The red-haired young man allowed himself a smile as the city rose through the fires of hell, before sending out Kerberos the entei and riding it to the front lines.
"Sigma fourteen…" Rivalz sighed, mounting his regirock. "That's the one where us Heavenly Blades sacrifice ourselves to create an opening for the rest, right?"
"No, that's Sigma seven through thirteen, and Beta seventeen." Asahina corrected.
"He did create a large amount of plans involving sacrificing our lives, didn't he?" Chiba asked.
"All twelve of the Omega plans involve Zero sacrificing his own life." Toudou replied. "There is the question of if he'd use them, of course."
"Well, seventy of the plans we had to memorise were decoys." Gold shrugged. "Wouldn't put it past him."
Zero, after making a quick detour to drink and switch for a simpler mask, sat calmly in his chair in the command centre. "What's our situation upstairs?" he asked, inserting a pen-drive into a USB slot on his monitor.
"The S.S. Rayquaza has set up a ground base, but the Bahamut's base is still airborne." Dawn explained. "Schneizel's rayquaza is active, and the S.S. Rayquaza is sending out ground troops while the Bahamut's aerial forces are taking position around the magma pillar."
"Good." Zero nodded, tapping a few buttons. "Are our own forces ready?"
"Yes sir." Kris replied. "Everyone's in position."
Lelouch grinned, and displayed the plans from his pen-drive on the screen. "Change formation to Omega thirteen."
"EEH?" everyone in the command room shouted.
"But… but there are only twelve Omega plans…" May protested.
"This one I just came up with." Zero replied. "Initiate it."
"Um… yessir…" Dawn asked, relaying the orders she was sure no-one would understand.
_\_ "Nice." _\_ Red smirked in reply. _\_ "I thought we'd be going with that one in the end, so I made the preparations already." _\_
Lelouch nodded. "T-minus NOW." He declared.
The entire city lurched as a powerful Eruption attack cleared the path through the ground and Water Spout forced the city through the fresh tunnel.
This tunnel carved through the land and out into the ocean, creating a seven-mile wide trench between the new volcano and the ocean.
Unfortunately for the Black Knights, the S.S. Rayquaza's team had prepared for this move. With the power of the grand float system and the efforts of a team of backup salamenace, the base ascended into the air to avoid the collapsing ground, and landed on the rock a safe distance from the rapidly-filling trench that was an easy ten miles long.
The fissure itself was a mile wide at the surface, and the hollow space beneath it was much, much vaster than that, at least as wide as the city that just passed through it, and half a mile deep.
An obvious trap, but whoever forgot about it first would also be the first to die.
"Super-ancient pokémon are most impressive, aren't they?" Schneizel chuckled to himself. "Rayquaza's powers are also great, but its greatest asset is quelling the fury of a warring kyogre and groudon- an event which could reshape the planet if ignored."
"Does the prince suspect the presence of a kyogre and a groudon working in harmony with one another perhaps?" Lloyd asked with a cheeky smile.
"That's impossible." Wallace stated. "They are naturally opposing forces- they can never be in harmony. The closest they can achieve is forced submission by a rayquaza- obedience at best. But they would never work together."
"Seviper and Zangoose have been known to be tamed to battle as one." Nina pointed out.
"It's not a matter of overcoming instinct." Wallace told the scientist. "It is a fact of their existence. Beings of hate can NEVER forgive each other for their existence!"
"There was one man." Schneizel added quietly. "Who found the embodiment of hate itself- and he captured it, taught it to love. I'm sure that, in your line of work, you know of whom I speak of, Lloyd?"
"Well, there are very few trainers as skilled as the Grandmaster!" Wallace laughed, which slowly died as no-one else joined him.
"Do you believe the situation is quite that grave?" Lloyd asked cautiously. "If the Grandmaster himself has allied with Zero, then…"
"I am making no such accusations." Schneizel smirked. "But please advise our men to be cautious."
"Lady Euphemia?"
The blonde woman stood up to face the large elderly man who had just walked into Suzaku's quarters. "May I help you sir?" She asked suspiciously.
Watson propped up a video camera on a tripod and set up a laptop screen. "I was hoping that you could speak with the Eunuch Generals." He said, opening a case to show a pink wig, styled like the Princess's old hair. "I would prefer that this situation didn't end with war, would you agree?"
Red stood atop his charizard and fired his rifle into the air. "CHARGE!" he roared, taking off into the air at the remains of the two units.
Unlike the S.S. Rayquaza, the Bahamut was a research ship- it carried very few soldiers.
Most of the Rayquaza's soldiers had fallen into the deep trench and either drowned or were dashed against the stone as the scar in the earth filled with water.
The Black Knights severely outnumbered them.
And Zero could predict the only move left for them.
And he would allow them to take it. He would allow the abominations to come, to rise up against them and invade the home he built in the name of justice.
He needed the world to see the true face of Britannia.
"DeeeEEEEOOOoooo xxxXXXYYyyysssS SSsss…"
Shirley covered her mouth in shock as she watched the pirate broadcast of the battle on her TV screen. "Wh-what are those things..?"
Red winced, seeing the flood of deoxys pour from the Bahamut and the S.S. Rayquaza and glide towards Zero City.
Still, it was just as Lelouch had planed. Red trusted the rest of the Black Knights to weather that storm, just as they trusted him to occupy the Bahamut and the Dark Angel's attention.
Speaking of which…
"LORD RED!"
His Geass surged, warning him to duck just in time to dodge the decapicating strike of a garchomp. Smirking, Red span around it and sent out Vee, grazing it with a water stone as it leapt for the ground/dragon type. It morphed into a vaporeon and met the garchomp's charge with an Ice Beam to the throat, knocking them both off the black rayquaza.
Red recalled his Vee before it could fall any further and twisted his rifle at the same time, guiding Cynthia's sword away from him. "Sorry, I saw that one coming."
She dropped the sword and held a pistol to his head. "So, you do have the Geass."
"Still investigating that?" Ashford sighed. "I'm telling you, you aren't going to find any—"
His Geass didn't even get a chance to warn him.
BLAM
The deoxys army crashed into Zero City- but unlike the previous enemies the Deoxys had fought, the Black Knights were ready for them.
The first wave were peppered with artillery fire and long-range elemental attacks, weakening them enough for the electrode mines on the edge of the city finish the job. Those not blown to pieces were sent hurtling out of the city into the massive trench below.
The horde itself barely registered the damage, rushing for the kill regardless of the pain of having their limbs and flesh torn, burned and frozen.
After all, what was a little pain to tormented beings like them?
But even if they ignored the pain, it didn't change the damage done, meaning they were slower and weaker by the time they reached the first line of Black Knight defense.
Their mindless brute force, for the first time, couldn't stand up to Zero's strategy of attrition. The Black Knights tore into the abominations, giving no quarter to Brittania.
Silver spun around with his blades, hacking through the tentacles of the monsters as his pokémon rushed around the battlefield, organising the soldiers.
Rivalz rammed a nuclear hand into the mass of flesh. "I THINK THEY'RE GETTING THIRSTY!" he shouted, his regirock tossing three deoxys towards the trench.
"WELL THEN!" Silver laughed. "LET'S GIVE 'EM SOMETHING TO DRINK!"
FUMP
Silver glanced behind him to see the mangled corpse of Ashford Vi Britannia, limbs broken from the fall, and a bullet between his Geassed eyes.
"A-Ashford…" Zero choked, watching the recording from Silver's helmet camera.
"Focus on the battle." Diethard snapped.
"I KNOW THAT!" Lelouch screamed. "K-3, work with the blades and everyone, force the Deoxys over the edge."
_\_ "Got it!" _\_ Silver growled. _\_ "Q-1! Give 'em hell for Red!" _\_
_\_ "Oh, you bet I am." _\_ Kallen snarled, riding her ho-oh towards the Dark Angel of Britannia.
"You have no intentions of ceasing fire no matter what?" Euphemia begged the Eunuchs. "Tianzi will die at this rate!"
_\_ "Tianzi is merely a system~."_\_ Zao Hai chuckled. _\_ "Replacements are abundant~." _\_
"So you'll just give up your land and authority to Britannia for authority?"
_\_ "As Britannian nobles, that's hardly our concern~." _\_ Hai snickered.
"What of the citizens that remain?" Euphie shouted.
_\_ "Your highness, when you walk, do you take care not to tread on the worms under the earth~?" _\_ the Eunuch asked her. _\_ "We throw away the paper we use to wipe our buttocks too~. It's the same idea~." _\_
"You… sell your country… throw away your leader… betray your people…" Euphie snarled, an unfamiliar, ugly feeling, one that she was sensing around Suzaku lately and one that she was finally beginning to understand. "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORTH THIS?"
_\_ "This is shocking~." _\_ Zao Hai laughed. _\_ "To think the legendary Euphinator was such an idealist~." _\_
Euphie gasped.
_\_ "There are any number of leaders we can use~." _\_ Zao Hai laughed. _\_ "Just like there are an infinite number of insects in this world to feed the pokémon we eat~!" _\_
"Completely… corrupt…" Euphie snarled, an aura of menace growing around her. "What a joke."
_\_ "Hm~?" _\_ Zao Hai asked.
"Officials that don't even know what the obligation of nobles are…" Euphie said, her fists shaking as she rose to her feet. "As leaders, your first and only concern should be the welfare of the people you serve! But slime like you, who trample and spit on noblesse oblige… You can just die."
Zao Hai recoiled in fear from the black shape surrounding the princess as Wattson slammed the laptop shut. "I wasn't finished!" Euphemia protested, then froze as the old man, witless with abject fear, cocked a pistol and aimed it at his temple. "Wait, DON'T!"
BLAM
That conversation was spread to Shanghai, Beijing, Shouchun, Burma, Jakarta, Islamabad, all over the Chinese Union's cities and played very publicly.
Over twenty riots began simultaneously.
And even though the Deoxys, having taken human flesh, were growing stronger, Schneizel did not hesitate giving the next order.
"Recall the deoxys and retreat." He demanded. "A country is neither a territory nor its system. It's the people. Having lost the support of its people, the Eunuch Generals are no longer this country's representatives. We have no political right to fight here."
The deoxys began to disappear as rays of light coming from the S.S. Rayquaza called them back to their containment tanks.
The Black Knights hunted down and efficiently dealt with any stragglers, but to unbeknownst to them, they weren't alone in the extermination.
The Dark Angel had one final due to pay.
Cynthia rammed her blade down into the Deoxys devouring the Knight of One's body, and picked up the corpse almost lovingly. "I'm sorry…" she whispered, carrying him onto the Bahamut as she led the Brittanian retreat.
She didn't notice his eyes open.
IT APPEARS THAT EVEN YOUR ALLIES HAVE ABANDONED YOU
Zao Hai turned around to see only shadows. "Who's there~!" he demanded. "I have done nothing wro-~!"
LIES
"Eh~?" he asked, taking a step backwards.
THY FALSEHOODS ONLY HAVE POWER IN THE LIGHT
"Wh-who is this~!"
WHO KNOWS WHAT DARKNESS LIES WITHIN THE HEARTS OF MEN
Zao Hai screamed as a black hand reached out from the looming shadows and dragged him towards two piercing blue eyes under the white flames of death.
ME
"WE DID IT!" Dawn shouted at the bridge. "We won! They're retreating!"
"Silver. Deal with the politics. Ohgi, organise the survivors. Diethard, control the media. Tamaki, organise a victory celebration. Someone, please bring me Red's body." Zero ordered meekly, rising from his chair and leaving. "Otherwise, leave me alone."
"Lord Zero?" Kaguya asked as Zero loomed past her in the corridor. "Are you unwell?"
"My brother just died." Zero snapped. "Go enjoy yourself."
"Zero had a brother?" Kaguya asked discreetly during the celebrations that evening.
"Red. Red was his brother," Misty said, clasping her hands tight to stop them from shaking.
Silver stalked off to get some more drinks, and Blue squeezed her shoulder sympathetically.
A few hours later, Lelouch picked up a ringing pokénav. "What?" he sighed.
_\_ "Britannia took your brother's body…" _\_
Lelouch hung up on Rivalz. "Bastards…" he glared.
Then his pokénav began ringing again. "What!" he snapped, ready to crush the device in his bare hands.
_\_ "Hey, Lellow." _\_
Lelouch sat bolt upright. "Ashford!" he shouted in shock, recognising the voice. "But, how? You died!"
_\_ "That's right Lellow." _\_ Ash's voice told him pleasantly. _\_ "I did die Lellow." _\_
Lelouch caught up. "You…" he snarled. "Monsters…"
_\_ "It's alright Lellow." _\_ Ash's voice comforted him. _\_ "Dying's not so bad Lellow. At least I can still talk to you like this Lellow. Although, it's gonna suck in the bedroom Lellow. You know Lellow. Girl's tend to go for human guys, Lellow." _\_
Lelouch couldn't move, couldn't breathe.
This wasn't possible, this was a bad joke, his brother couldn't be-
But Ashford just laughed on and on.
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Like I said. Not a Fix Fic.
Varanus: Huh…
Also, it gets worse. Much Worse.
Especially since I won't be updating tomorrow. Also, the rest of the week will also be full of Kick The Dog moments, since I'm gonna skip the 'Love Attack' episode and get right to the good stuff. And by Good... Yeah.