Yeah so I haven't updated this story in 7 months XD. So sorry. I probably lost a lot of fans but oh well I do not care. OK maybe I do lol. SO yeah. STORY TIME!

Chapter 5: Stupid stupid arguments galore!

"I don't understand what the hell this chao is saying…." Espio mumbled.

Cheese and Akina were trying their hardest to explain what was going on back at Cream's house, but obviously it wasn't working. Why? Because they can't speak in English. Duh.

"I think we should just leave them," Charmy suggested.

"NO! What if Vanilla sent them?" Vector panicked.

"Are you like in LOVE with that chick?" Espio laughed.

"Never said I wasn't."

They all stayed silent. Even the chaos.

"Look, seriously…let's just go to Cream and Vanilla's house. Something might be up."

"No kidding, stupid…." Espio rolled his eyes at Vector.

"Alright. Let's go then."

At Cream's House

"Holy Mary Mother of GAWD!" Vector screamed.

"That's what I said!" Leta yelled.

"No you didn't. You basically giggled and hugged this Sonic chao."

"Well I was INTENDING on saying 'holy mary mother of god' but I thought Sonic looked too cute so-"

"Hey, you know what? Nobody cares!" Beta laughed. Leta just rolled her eyes, but kind of felt dumb on the inside. Being put down by her own lil sister. She wasn't going to take that.



"Don't be acting like just because THEY are here that I won't put this beautiful hand of mine up your damn ARSE!" Leta screamed holding her fist in the air. Beta jumped by Leta's action.

"Ok seriously, what happened?" Espio asked.

"The brat's 'BF' made a machine called the 'Anything Machine' and it turned them ALL into chao apparently," Leta answered.

"I am NOT a brat!" Beta cried stomping her feet.

"Damn what a stupid name…"Espio mumbled..

"Yeah, the 'ANYTHING Machine'. Thought Tails was more unique than that," Charmy laughed.

"Oh my god, ITS NEVER ENDING!" Tails thought.

"So what can ya do?" Beta asked.

"Nothing," Espio simply said.

"NOTHING?" Leta yelled.

"WHAT ESPIO MEANS IS…we ain't good with baby-sitting, kid. We only work on cases, not babies," Vector answered.

"But this IS a case!" Leta cried out.

"Huh?" Vector went.

""What?" then Espio.

"Say what?" THEN Charmy.

"A-whaaaaaat?" then finally Beta.

"That wasn't funny…."

"Yeah, I know…" Espio, Charmy, Vector and Beta said altogether.

"Anyways it's the case of HOW…to SOLVE…on how to make Sonic and peeps become furries again," Leta thought up.

"That wasn't funny either.." Beta sighed.

"It wasn't suppose to be, BUDDY!"

"Alright let's just drop it then?"

"You BROUGHT it, boogerbrain!"



"Can you just stop it?"

"Get over it, you lil' fart!"

"You better stop calling me names!"

"Well quit being a BUM you….bum! Not like you can do anything to me anyway."

"Not yet. I'll get ya when ya least expect it."

"Well since you told me, I'm going to expect it all the time now."

"DAMN IT! Why are you always-"

"Shut up." Leta finished.

"Hey…what happened to the Chaotix crew….?" Beta wondered.

They looked around and they found none of them in sight. All they saw was Sonic and Shadow flying toward Leta's head smiling and cooing.

"Those bastards left while we were arguing…." Beta mumbled.

"Your fault."

"CAN YOU QUIT THIS SHIT?"

"Oh my, such vulgar from an 8-year old…"

"I only learned from the best!" Beta smiled looking at Leta.

"That's RIGHT, THE BEST! HAH!" Leta laughed, and Beta realized what she just said. She covered her mouth and them stomped uncontrollably.

"It's NOT FAAAAAAAAAAIR!" Beta just kept stomping.

Sonic and Shadow were still floating around Leta. Beta looked at Tails, wondering why he won't do the same for her.

"Why won't Tails do that around me…."

"You WANT me to fly around your body as if you are like some sex goddess like Sonic and Shadow do?" Tails thought…again.

"Because he finds you unattractive and stupid. Retarded even…."

"Just before you left for the store you said you wanted to find out if Tails really likes me! NOW you are saying you do not even CARE about how he thinks of me…in that way?" Beta complained, confusing herself.



"That's because you are getting on my nerves and copying me."

"I'm not copying you!"

"Can you STOP complaining? And can you just stop trying to be like me? Especially the cursing, that has DEFINETLY gotta stop," Leta yelled.

"I can curse if I want to!"

"Nope. ONE, you are EIGHT! Two, you sound lame saying it anyway…"

"I CAN DO…what I want. It's a FREE COUNTRY!"

"AMERICA IS A FREE COUNRY YOU TWAT! MOBIUS…IS NOT!"

"STOP YELLING AT ME!"

"You know that offer of me sticking my hand up your damn ass is STILL UP AND OUT!"

Sonic and Shadow were watching the two two-tailed foxes argue. Shadow, honestly, just wanted some more boob, and the more Leta jumped when she yelled, the more her boobs started to flop up and down. Shadow was satisfied. Sonic on the other hand wanted her attention for him, and him ONLY. He began to cry hoping it would draw Leta's attention. Surely it would…wouldn't it? Tails saw what Sonic was doing, and he decided to do the same. Beta complained that she was getting attention like Leta…but now it is time for a change! Tails cried and tugged on Beta's pants.

"No, Sonic. Not now."

Sonic felt shocked, but he just ignored. He continued to keep crying, and he then tugged Leta's skirt over and over. Leta started to become furious to his surprise.

"SONIC! STOP IT! That's it you are getting a time-out mister!

Sonic stopped crying and looked at Leta with fear. Beta saw her disciplining Sonic, and since Leta apprantly knows what she is doing and the 'mother' to these chao, she copied her lil sister.

"Uh…YEAH! Tails! Shoo-Shoo!"

Tails made an annoyed look upon his face. He just waited for Beta to pick him up while Leta was picking up Sonic as well. Both of the foxes walked towards Cream's empty bedroom and put them both on her bed. Leta slammed the door and just stared at it…

"I think that we did quite well, DIDN'T WE now?" Beta smiled swinging her body back and forth. Leta slowly turned away from the door and glared at Beta. Beta jumped back from the sight of it.

"What could I have POSSIBLY done NOW? I did exactly what you did!"



"THAT'S THE POINT! I TOLD YOU TO STOP COPYING ME, and you SWEAR that you don't even do that! You didn't even HAVE to give Tails a time-out!"

"He did EXACTLY what Sonic did to tick you off. HE COULDA TICKED ME OFF TOO!"

"BETA YOU FRIGGIN WANTED HIM TO ATTACK YOUR BODY LIKE SONIC AND SHADOW DO WITH ME!"

Sonic and Tails just stayed on the bed in Cream's room, looking confused. They were hearing Leta and Beta's argument.

"She wanted me to smuggle her…and now she gives me a time-out…

"Women…,"Sonic sighed.

"You got that right…at least my woman isn't annoying."

"Excuse me? She is doing exactly what Leta is doing. In other words, she is a damn copycat…damn it.."

"It's ONLY 'cause she ADMIRES Leta."

"There we go. My woman is an inspiration to all of us," Sonic proudly smiled.

Tails just rolled his eyes not wanting to continue their stupid arguing. He'd rather listen to Leta's and Beta's anyway. Theirs was more…interesting…

This was bad but oh well. It felt rushed cause I was on my aunts comp and I had an hour to finish so yeah. BOO YOU! XD