A/n: Yay, I'm so happy that I got five reviews and so may hits. As a reward, you get another chappie. Enjoy.^^
Sakura's Deadly Kiss
Chapter two: New Sensei?
Everyone was away training with their sensei, except team seven. Said group was busy drinking green tea and eating dumplings while watching the clouds fly on bye. Naruto was by him self on an oak wooden seat while Sakura and Sasuke were sharing one together. Why where they sitting so close to each other in peace and harmony?
"Getcha ass off my chair Uchiha!" Sakura shouted in anger.
"Hn. You first Haruno."
Well, not exactly.
The two so called enemies were too lazy to get up and sit somewhere else and began causing so much trouble that they got kicked out of the stand and began walking around in the village. Naruto was trailing close behind munching one some shrimp he brought from the shop and stoped dead in his tracks with an amazed look on his face.
"Holy shit! The festival is in town!"
"Really? I wanna go!" Sakura cried endlessly.
"Looks like it came early. Well we can't anyways, right now were still looking for a teacher."
His two team mates looked at each other like this, 0.o and busted out laughing. They were going to follow him and ran away into the crowd ready for some foreplay and ticking wining sequences. Sasuke hung his head in shame for a moment and looked up signing to himself then walked down the street and joined the newly formed squad seven.
He walked around looking for his group and found them near a strength test that made you smash a mallet onto the base and a little circle will swim up to the top and declare you a winner. Apparently, the two slackers were taking a whack at it and failed terribly so Sasuke showed them a few thing or two by walking over and stealing the show.
Naruto noticed him walk by from the corner of his eye and turned around with a shocked look on his face.
"Hey! Get away from here you teme!" He threatened.
"Shut up. Dobe." Sasuke hissed and picked up the heavy mallet.
Sakura watched him struggle with it and muttered, "Look the chicken butt can't pick it up."
"I know." Naruto smirked and put his hands up near his face shouting, "HEY TEME! DO YOU STRUGGLE WITH YOUR PURSE LIKE THAT?"
"That's it." He responded quickly and threw the mallet over his head and dropped it on the circle.
Sakura and Naruto watched in astonishment as the dot swung high against the glass so fast that it broke free and flew away into the forest. Everyone was looking at the Uchiha like this, 0.o, even the booth clerk. He was leaning in on the counter and sweating bullets and cautiously watched the boy walk over with a content look on his face.
He passed his team with his hands in his pockets and threw the mallet on the floor which caused the scaredy cats to jump in fear when it echoed across the floor. They heard him hn at their anxiousness and he began talking with the manager about his prize.
"I played your stupid game so what will I get?" He asked with a frown
"A toy." The clerk answered and placed three objects on the table.
There were three stuffed animals on the table. One orange, the other pink, and the last one was blackish blue. What made the toys seem similar in a way was that each one matched their favorite colors, but only one can be chosen. Sasuke thought hard and long for a few minutes and cast his attention on what his team members think.
Naruto recommended the orange fox which was a great idea for him but since when does Sasuke give away a present to a boy? If Naruto one that as a prize then Sasuke and Sakura would think he would give it away to Hinata.
This was his time damn it and inner Sasuke knew it well!
'Hey! Hey! Give it to Kura-chan!'
'Shut the fuck up. I'm doing it on my own time.'
'Ahh, slow jamz huh? Hehe, be warned. Not all the time those work out.'
'Fine. I'll do it now.' He thought and advanced forward shocking Naruto and freaking the pink haired kunoichi out.
"Why are you all up in my grill?" She asked with a raised eye brow.
Sasuke blushed like one of his tomatoes and looked away with a restless expression on his face. "H-here, I w-won this for y-you.." He said.
Sakura was just puzzled at what he was doing and stood awe struck. 'What's going on?' She thought in terror.
'I'm asking you the same thing. Break it.'
Sasuke got the toy snatched out of his hand and thrown on the ground and stomped on by her girlish feet. Turned down, Sasuke left in a puff of smoke while Sakura did the same thing confusing the hell out of Naruto.
"Can I have it?" His voice echoed through out the whole carnival.
o00o
Sakura was alone far away from the carnival and hiding a top of a roof hoping Sasuke wouldn't be down below trying to track her down and knock the shit out of her for toy killing. She didn't mean to do it and the girl lost control when an evil voice started to control her and she couldn't stop it on her own.
Perhaps she was losing control of her own mind?
'No, your not losing control of your own mind.'
'Yes I am. Inner, why are you possessing my mind. I don't usually do this.'
'Naw, your acting out on your own whim because of all those attacks you got when you were younger. Um, what's that word again?
'Retaliating. I'm lashing back at my opponents from doing bad things to me.'
'Exactly, and your team mate is coming this way.'
Said girl watched Sasuke enter through the door that lead up to the roof and he strolled down the area and sat next to Sakura with a fazed look on his face. She scanned him over and nearly chocked on all the laughter ball up inside of her. How the hell can all these girls like him? First of all, he had a tacky wardrobe for cripes sake.
Second, just because he's a sole survivor of the Uchiha clan doesn't mean that he should get all of this sympathy. What about Naruto and her self? They constantly got looked at wrongly and frowned upon because of their appearance.
Oh well, what you give is what you get.
Sakura heard fabric move on the area where she was sitting at and felt the Uchiha invading her thinking space. Her body felt hot and she couldn't take it any more and leaned in getting a long kiss in return. The two children surprised each other and kept it even going then in the academy and moved away when wolf whistling can be heard from the distance.
"Woo hoo! This is a great idea for a new book."
"You bet ero sannin. I suggest you call it Icha Icha Uchiha."
"Hehehe, not bad."
"Naruto.." the girl hissed drawing out steam in anger.
"Ack, Sakura chan and Sasuke teme please don't hit me." He wept and shielded him self from disaster.
His friends got closer and closer than pounded the hell out of him while Ero sannin watched. He even scribbled down some ideas for a new upcoming book which the trio will never ever read because their two young to even know what love is.
Finished with taking down notes, the white haired man closed his book and began with, "Listen folks, I'm your sensei."
The three looked at each other with a blank look on their face and began laughing their asses off in glee. Said man huffed in annoyance and got up from his spot towering over them making each child shiver in fear.
"I'm not joking. Kakashi was suppose to teach you but he stepped out. I wouldn't blame him, nothing but maggots here anyways."
"What? I'm not a maggot. You must have mistaken me for these two." Sasuke pointed at his other team mates.
"Sell out." The two chirped.
"I agree with your team. How can you become a group when your so called friend doesn't even support you?"
"That's what I would want to know." Sakura said with a frown.
"Me too."
"Well let me say this, I will test you all on what each of you have at this very spot. But first, let's introduce our selves." He began and walked away and stood in the middle of the roof. My name is Jiraiya of the toads and I will train you in the absence of Kakashi Hatake."
Everyone was shell shocked at what he said his name was a followed suit sitting down on the edge in amazement. No one ever thought that a sanin will be teaching them instead of some low jonin that used to be anbu.
"I think I heard about you before." Sakura said puzzled about what she knows.
"Really? What do you know about me?" He grinned.
"First, you are part of the legendary sannins that consist of Tsunade hime and lord Orochimaru. Second, you were trained under the third hokage and in return you trained the fourth in apprenticeship." She informed the man.
"Alright, your a fine book worm. Why did they put you on this team with them?"
"Because. She cheated."
"Hehe, good one teme." Naruto snickered and high five him.
Annoyed by his jokes, Sakura began with, "I always was smart during the academy days. Unlike the others, I did my research on important people that I never even heard of and what relates to me."
"I see. You remind me of Tsunade a little, minus the boobs."
Sakura eeped at the comment and hid behind Sasuke. "Oh, so your a pervert now? I'm calling DYFS on your ass old man." Sasuke scowled.
"Eww, your nasty!" Naruto trembled his body in disgust
"No, no,no! Forget I ever said it!" He suggest and shook his head in denial. "Gosh, I don't know why I asked for this job."
"Oh, so you don't want to do this?" Sakura asked suspiciously.
"Hush Tsunade mini me, I made a promise to someone that I'll do it." Jiraiya said and kept his attention on Naruto.
"Huh? Whatcha lookin at? Do I have a spider on his face." Naruto asked naively.
'Sign, defiantly not like his mother or Minato. What the hell was I thinking taking up a promise like that.' He thought mindlessly with a frown.
A voice took him out of his thinking space.
"Let's skip the introductions. When are we gonna start training?" Sasuke asked in monotone.
"Ah, after we do a very special test. It requires speed, stealth and agility plus the genjutsu." Jiraiya said with closed eyes.
"Will it be the bell test?" Sakura asked and earned a chuckle from the man.
"Bwaahaha, yeah right. I'm not Kakashi girlie, were doing something else." He grinned which made all the children groan.
end of chapter two
A/n: Yay, finished with chapter one. ^^ I'm so sick and tired of including Kakashi every where, he didn't teach them anything anyways until only for Sasuke near the chuinin exams. I still like the scarecrow but come on, he chose corny ass missions and was kinda mediocre during the whole entire wave arc.
Isn't it better having a sannin on the team instead? It benefits for Naruto too so he can get a head start on training. Some feed back is needed and I'll update soon in a few days because I still go school to go to and shit. Bye.