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Sakura's Deadly Kiss

Chapter three: Fire and Ice and Thunder

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"Damn it, how does this count as training again?"

"Hush, dobe."

"TEME!"

"Both of you quit down, master Jiraiya is speaking."

"Good evening ladies and germs welcome to your first training match and I will be your conductor!" boomed a scruffy happy voice. "Please send out some clones and I'll get back with you very soon." it ended and went off the loud speaker.

Said trio looked at each other and shrugged then got some chakra flowing around in their stomach. Two clones marched with Sasuke when he made his way for the middle with Sakura's other clones. The only one left behind was naruto who kept his distance near the clearing making Sakura kind of distracted by his actions.

"What's wrong Naruto?"

Naruto scrunched his face up and stuck his palms together in a praying formation. "I'm concentrating."

"This is new, only time you concentrate is when eating ramen."

Sakura sent a death glare at the Uchiha then went, "You can do it Naruto! Create those kage bunshin!"

"Ok sakura chan!"

'Hey, he's stealing our thunder! Do something!'

'Hold on idiot.'

Sasuke got away from his clones and made his way towards the cloud of smoke that erupted from mid air. He hung around in the shadows and got trampled by blue ninja shoes and mindless rambling about ramen and pocky. A dozen Narutos surrounded their original copy and slowly got swiped away through a dozen kunai.

He opened his cerulean eyes and said,"Huh?" then shook his head in confusion and created a dozen more clones. "I must be dreaming."

"Tch, cut it out dobe."

Naruto recognized the voice and smirked in confidence. 'So, the teme is jealous of me?' he thought.

Back with Sakura who wasn't really enjoying the whole thing did something very radical. Her eyes turned an icy blue and the girl punched the ground causing the earth to shift and make its way towards the two of her teammates. Sasuke recognized the upcoming attack and did constant back flips away from the powerful attack.

Naruto on the other hand told his clones to brace themselves and they ran around in circles and jumped away hiding in the trees like squirrels till the explosion was over. Said Uchiha was still doing back flips and ended up in the middle of the crack on his last jump and was stuck there for a few seconds when a small figure began walking towards him.

Sasuke squinted his eyes and leaned in in the gap and was taken back by the figure's form. Ice surrounded the being in a veil and wings were behind it's back and blue eyes stared at him with envy.

"I-Is that god?" He stuttered while blinking violently.

'If it is then were going to heaven with her as our guide, daammn!' Inner Sasuke boasted with glee.

Suddenly, a white ghost hand stretched out from within the dust and flew over towards the sweating body that belonged to Uchiha Sasuke. He inched away from her sudden closeness and felt blood coming out the side of his face. Her claws have stabbed his skin causing his flesh to get tender and cool from her touch. Sasuke glared at her and kept his face frozen when something fascinating came to mind.

She was crying.

Crying from guilt of killing him or crying with utter laughter?

A voice boomed through the mist. "Cut it out you three. I leave you guys alone for a few minutes and this is what I get?"

"Took you long enough Jiraiya." said Naruto from a distance.

"Jiraiya? It's master Jiraiya to you."

Sasuke drowned the voices out and kept his attention on the ice girl. Her form was melting and disappeared into the ground leaving behind a trail of water and frozen snow. He didn't know what just happened and has a hunch that this girl was stronger then he thinks. Sasuke slowly got him self out of the earth and made his way for team seven.

"Sakura, what were you doing while I was gone?"

'Violently trying to kill me.' Inner recited out of the blue.

'Shut up. I want to hear her pathetic answer for myself.'

"Practicing." She replied with a shrug.

Jiraiya and Naruto mumbled 'O' and the hermit replied, "Were the Haruno's sword masters?"

"Not really." She answered slowly. "I got this as a present from my mother a day ago and so far, I haven't had a clue."

"Oh, I would like to see it when we battle today." Jiraiya smiled mischievously.

"Battle? What battle?"

"Gosh Naruto, your ultra dense today. Didn't you drink your milk?" the hermit added in amusement.

"I forgot." He sheepishly answered.

"Hn. Dobe."

"Teme!"

"Alright, alright, that's enough." He quickly scowled at the crew. "Let's begin. I want each of you to take down each of your clones one by one and I'll see what we can do from there." Jiraiya ended and watched team seven cringe from the request. "Don't be so vain, I can tell that Naruto has the upper hand and so will everyone else."

Naruto finally got the acknowledged he deserved and replied, "Hehehe, thanks master Jiraiya."

"Tch, I can take both of these losers down with my eyes closed." Sasuke said in boredom.

"In your dreams Uchiha." Sakura said with a frown.

'No really, it is in our dreams. Were afraid of you!'

'Quiet. She doesn't have to know that. I will keep our distance far away.'

'Ok. Look alive!'

o00o

Green leaves took aim in the sky and flew all around in breeze. One flew away from the pack and hovered in the air landing on a tree branch and got frozen by a figure standing on the ledge. There was a female hanging out on the branch wearing a white fox's mask and two other clones accompanied her. A kunai was twirling around in it's hand and stopped in mid twirl when a clone of Naruto exited out the bushes running towards something set on the ground.

Pocky.

She watched the boy bend down with a smile on his face that turned ugly when three hundred kunais dropped on his from the tree above him and ended his life on the very spot. Sakura felt rather cheated every time that much kunais were wasting on just one clone and got amused when the thought of her uncle owning a kunai shame came to mind.

"Hehehe, this is child's play." she chuckled under her mask.

Sakura's day of triumph ended when one of her clones disappeared in a puff of smoke. A brown ball was thrown at her face and exploded surprising the clone she had at the opposite side of her body. The left sided clone covered her face with her arms and raced towards the main person and blocked the girl from choking to death.

"Thanks."

"Your welcome. By the way, we have guests." Clone Sakura informed the real person.

Said girl looked towards the trees with a smile. "Never thought I would be battling you."

"Likewise, my conscious always told me that you were different from the others."

"Well not mine."

Sasuke watched a clone come up from his right and kick him in his sides and blocked with his arms. He sent his clone out to retrieve the Sakura clone that climbed a couple trees up higher than what she has planned. Both genders looked at one other sweating bullets and jumped from the branched and slammed into each other.

Sakura got agitated by his force and used a little of her own. "Kori no dangan jutsu!" and lifted up a finger and blasted at him with coats of ice.

Sasuke went left and right then leaned back taking a deep breath, "Katon: Gokakyu no jutsu!"

Heavy flames flew out through his mouth and went right through the ice causing them to melt and evaporate in the air. Sakura leaped away and landed on a branch sitting on all fours and began fondling through her pack. Sasuke did the same thing and summoned up a few clones so he could counter it and kick her sorry ass.

"You look kinda hot when you did that fire ball jutsu." Sakura began from afar.

Sasuke got timid and kept quiet while she spoke. 'What is she doing?'

'I don't know. But I like it.'

"Both cocky and over confident for your own good."

'Well you will suck my cock when I'm through with you!'

'Quite. This fic is rated T, not M.'

'My bad.'

"All of that will end today." She concluded and charged at him.

Both children attacked each other throwing clones like water balloons; the clones either hit the trees or headbutted the opposite gender and poofed away in a puff of smoke. Sasuke was having a difficult time keeping up with her and stopped summoning clones altogether. He swung from a branch with his hands and hit the bark creating an off beat rumble on the ground.

Down below a young figure began shaking under the quake "Woah, who did that one?"

His other clones felt the pulse too, "I don't know maybe it was your team mates."

Another voice pursed his lips and responded back with, "Definitely not that much domestic violence went on between them till today."

"Exactly, and I'm missing all the fun. Tebayo!" The real Naruto ended with a huff and sat on the ground.

"Bark! Bark!"

"Nani?"

Miles away a small moving white object with closed eyes was galloping towards Naruto. He welcomed it with wide arms and got tackled by the pup and fell on his rump in joy. Said dog was licking him all over his face and he stopped being mischievous when three figured hovered over him.

"Ah, what's up Hinata?"

"Nothing. How about you?"

Naruto got up from the ground and had the dog perched on his shoulder. "Nothing really, our sensei is having us battle each other and apparently I'm not honing in on the action." he paused and slumped in boredom. "Sometimes I wonder why I was ever put on team seven."

"Don't act like that Naruto many of us have a purpose in the team. You just have to find it." Kiba informed the boy with enthusiasm.

"Really?" he beamed. "Well how long cause I'm getting rather annoyed by the lack of attention I'm getting."

"I got an idea." Hinata suggested and watched Naruto get happy with joy.

"What Hina chan, what?"

Hinata blushed at her new nickname and replied, "Kiba can give you one of his animal pills."

"Animal pills? Does it turn me into a condor or something?" Naruto asked not really getting what the Hyuuga was saying.

"Not really, it allows the user to tune in on his wild side." Kiba hinted with a raised eye brow.

Naruto stared at the dog boy for a second and grinned, "Alright. I'll take it."

"Ok but listen very carefully. Only take one because you don't really have a familiar like me and don't take any more past three or else you'll turn berserk in rage." and began thinking in shock, 'Judging by the look of things his will be far worse than mine.'

"No problem." he swiped the pills and ran down the grassy path and looked back waving, "Wish me luck!"

"That went well." Kiba said warmly.

"Yeah, I agree." Hinata nodded happily. "What about you Shino?"

"You shouldn't have given him those pills or to any other jinchuriki." He replied turing his team mates into ghosts.

"jinchuriki?" the two children repeated in union.

o00o

Naruto made his way towards the trees were he saw two leaping figures attack each other and retreat into the trees once again. He skidded to a halt and took the small black case Kiba gave him earlier and opened the top part. Each pill was orange and complemented his jump suit so he reached in and ate a orange pill.

"Munch, munch, this tastes good." He said aloud between chews.

Suddenly, his mind got silent and the boy fell over clenching his noggin and began screaming. "Auuugghhh!" his voice echoed throughout the whole entire forest. "What is happening to me?" he questioned and watched his nails grow five inches long.

Naruto got dizzy and fell down on the grass and laid there hoping that his voice was heard. Back in the trees the fight was counting on until the last person was out of breath.

Sakura turned her head in wide eyes, "Naruto is that you?" she asked aloud and got punched in the face by a clone.

She heard her jaw snap and got angry in a split second. "What the fuck did you do?" she snapped.

'I punched you in the jaw that's what I did.' Inner Sasuke admitted slyly.

Sasuke looked at the girl with a concerned look on his face and heard a howl erupt down below. The tree he was standing on began shaking and the girl lost her footing hanging from a tree branch. Sasuke acted out of whim and ran forward clasping his hands onto the girl and began dangling her from her demise.

"What's going on down there?" Sakura asked from upside down.

Sasuke concentrated on getting her back up in the trees and succeed, "I don't know. Sounds like a wild animal."

Sakura switched her attention towards the darkened outline where the beast is and never took her eyes off it. "I'm going down there."

Will they ever escape the wrath of a crazy monster or are they already the crazies?

A/N: End of chapter three. ^^ Aww, Naruto got so jealous he ate some random pills and turned into a monster. I had fun writing this chapter up, especially the battle between our domestic violence induced lovers. I apologize for stopping there but it will continue soon when I have more time to update and continue the story. Please review your thoughts on this chapter and I'll get back with you soon. Bye.