A/N: Sorry for the short chapter last time, but I will be sure to make this one just as long as the others! I don't own anything relating to pokemon, and all that stuff that I go on about on each chapter, yadda yadda yadda, there 'tis a hint of yaoi in this one, as with the others, so don't read if you don't like that. And, like always, extreme FUCKING vulgarity.

MEANWHILE, IN ORRE…

"So that's the long and short of it, Mirror, myself and the other villains need one of you're minions." Giovanni grumbled, but tried his best to not sound annoyed with the flamboyant attention-whore standing in front of him.

"Very well, old pal. TRUDLY! GET IN HERE!"

"Reporting!" The minion responded, sounding like a solider in front of his general.

"Trudly, I'm sending you on a mission with my old friend Giovanni here. I expect the best from you on this mission!"

"Yes sir!"

"C'mon, lets just ship out before nightfall. It's a long trip back to Isshu…" Giovanni sighed, wanting to leave Orre and Mirror B as soon as physically possible.

MEANWHILE, IN THE BUSHES NEAR THE PREVIOULY MENTIONED ENCOUNTER…

"Dude, Wes, are you seeing this?"

"Yeah, Mike, something is definitely going down. Why would the former boss of Team Rocket need one of Mirror's men?"

"Yeah, dude, something is definitely not adding up. Should we follow them?"

"Not now, we should head out later, we're did he say he was going to?"

"Some place called Isshu, I've personally never heard of it."

"We should head back to base, and research that place a bit, see if there are any major places or events they might be trying to hit."

"Alright, lets head out."

MEANWHILE, WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS

Red's POV

Oh my god! This is so unreal! Here I am, sitting in the Frontier Food Court, with my new boyfriend! It's the morning after we got together, and all the other dex holders are here, breaking the ice with their new teammates.

"Ahem." Prof. Oak clears his throat, and is about to address our section. "Well, Since the competition starts in one day, we should get all the teams registered, so would you all line up in an orderly-" The professor was cut off by the mob of teenage trainers charging for the sign up sheet. Our team stayed back, and waited for the dust to clear before we even tried to sign up. Once it was clear, I walked up with Green and Black, to finally register. The sheet read all the other dex holder's names in groups of three.

Dex Holder Team Register:

Gold, Emerald, Yellow

Ruby, Dia, Pearl

Silver, Sapphire, Lady Platina Berlitz

White, Blue, Crys =)

_, _, _

So, we filled in our names, and walked back to our booth to finish our food.

"So, how about, after this, we head out and prepare our teams?" Green suggested.

"Yeah, sure." I answered.

"And, when we have our teams finalized, we could practice some strategies, since these challenges will most likely be triple battles." Black suggested.

"Good idea… wait… what's a triple battle, baby?"

"Oh, its when the pokemon fight 3 on 3, each trainer bringing in 2 pokemon to each fight."

"Only 2 per person?" Green nearly choked on his pancakes. "How are we gonna work with only 2 pokemon?"

"That's why we gotta prepare. Contest-esque techniques usually help out in these situations."

"Hmmm, well, in any case, our teams will need some editing."

LATER THAT SAME DAY…

Still Red's POV

Alright, now to give my team another look-at before charging into the fray.

"Hey, Red, can I talk to you?" Huh? Mewtwo? What did he want?

"What is it, Mewtwo?"

"I was wondering if I could be on your team this time around."

"Wait, you want to be on my team? Sure, I was just thinking about my team layout actually."

"Okay, that's cool… but I swear to Arceus, if you stuff me in one of those poke balls, I'll fillet you alive, with my mind."

"Well, there is one problem. I still need to choose someone to leave behind."

"I think I have an idea…" And just then, we teleported to the food court, that was buzzing with lunch-customers, who were strangely not too surprised my strange entrance. "Quick, release Lax from his ball."

"Alright, Go, Lax!"

"Laaaaaax… (Who has summoned me?)"

"Hey, Lax, look over there." Mewtwo pointed to a Arby's. "That place has an 'All you can eat buffet'"

"LAX! (ARBYS!)"

And with that, Lax charged into the sunset- er, I mean, into the manager, and took to the claim of an all you can eat buffet. Then, Mewtwo floated on over to there, and flashed a card at the furious manager. "This one's with me." His eyes widened. "Yes sir, of course sir, he can have anything he wants."

"Dude, Where'd you get that card?"

"Oh, I got it from the Frontier President. And let me tell you, it wasn't easy."

"How'd you get it then?"

"Lets just say it involved my spoon, a dozen eggs, 15 green M&Ms, a towel, and a gallon of barbeque sauce."

"Well, since Lax is in Arbys Heaven, you get to take his spot on my team."

"Ooooh, yeah!"

"Now, can you get us back to my hotel room? I need to meet Green and Black there."

"Okally Dokally Red!" Aaaaand We're off with another teleporting transition!

MOMENTS LATER…

Black's POV

Damn it, where is he? He said he was just getting his team together, and that doesn't take an hour! I hope nothing bad happened to hi- OOOH SHIT! BIG, BLINDING PURPLE LIGHT!

"Heeeeeeeey guys!" Red chimed. I know I should be mad at him for taking so long, but I can't stay mad at that face! And I just noticed the big, purple kangaroo monster standing right behind him, holding a large novelty spoon. "Oh, and Mewtwo is joining my team! Hooray for teamwork!"

"Okay, lets head out, there should be a clearing of land somewhere around here." Green announced.

"Actually, if you guys need a place to train, I know a good place to do it." Mewtwo suggested.

"Sure, lets go!" Red beamed "C'mon, Honey!" Red pulled me in with a grin. Man, was he cheerful! "Beam me up, Scotty!" Red announced to Mewtwo, as he teleported us away.

We reappeared in a large, empty field, perfect for our training. I felt a little lightheaded from the teleporting. Red must have been going all over the place, he was loopy as a mobius circuit… god that sounded nerdy, I sound like my Ex.

"Maybe we should wait a bit before training, I don't think Red is at 100% right now." I suggested.

"Wha-are ya talkin… bout? I'm fine, babycakes…" God, he sounded drunk!

"Baby, you have to lay down for a bit."

"O…ly if you lay dow- with me, sexy…"

God, this is gonna take a while…

A/N: Huzzah for another short-ish chapter!

Lax: Lax! (Well, I liked it!)

A/N: Of course you did.

Black: I don't like my babycakes loopy!

Mewtwo: Sorry, that was my fault!

Red: Oh, you know you love it!

A/N: Don't worry, he'll be back to normal by next chapter.

Black: And what's all this about the Orre characters? How many more spin-offs are getting into this story?

Wes: Hey, I take offence to that!

A/N: I have my reasons on including them, you'll just need to see...

Black: Grrr… YOU SECRATIVE BASTARD!

A/N: Just be patient, my intentions will be revealed in due time. Remember, I don't own Pokemon, the art of teleportation, Mewtwo's novelty spoon, or Arby's. All flames will be donated to Arby's, to help them cook enough food to keep Lax satisfied. So, if you want to see them end up not making enough food, and Lax go on a feeding frenzy of Arby's employees, no flames!