A/N: Hola, it is TIEM!

Black: Oh yeah, a you laugh you lose thread!

Red: No, I think it's a sink thread.

A/N: Damn it, this isn't 4chan!

Mewtwo: What? It isn't? What am I gonna do with all these motivational posters of frogs?

A/N: I don't care.

Green: Oh, can I join you guys?

Yellow: I haven't had a speaking part since Chapter 2, I'm just dandy by the way.

Sapphire: Random yelling!

Ruby: *Makes out with Gold*

Gold: Wait… I don't think we're supposed to do that in this story… but I'm not complaining!

A/N: Main characters only! Everyone but Red, Black, and Mewtwo go!

Mewtwo: I'm a main character?

A/N: No, but you could kill me if I kicked you out.

Mewtwo: Wise decision.

A/N: Remember, I don't own pokemon, or anything relating to it, or a boyfriend (ladies… wait, that doesn't work…gentlemen… nah, that doesn't have a good ring to it. Ah, fuck it…)

Red's POV

I awake to find myself laying in a field, next to Black, and I can see Mewtwo and Green training on a hill to my left.

"So how'd ya sleep, baby?" Black asked with a grin.

"Fine… what happened? Where are we?"

"You don't remember? Mewtwo brought us here, and you were a bit… off… from the constant teleporting, so you took a nap, and insisted that I join you."

"Wow… how bad was I?"

"Pretty bad, honey. But I have to admit, you were cute while doing it."

"Um… well, uhhhh…"

"Oh! You're blushing!"

"N-no I'm not."

"Yes you are! Now come closer and give baby some sugar."

"With gusto!" And with that, we were making out. We went at it for a few minutes. But after a while, Green and Mewtwo noticed that we were awake. The Green walked over to us. I tried to break away, but Black insisted that I keep going.

"So, I see the lovebirds are awake!"

"Er, um. Yeah… yeah we're awake." Black stammered, god he looked cute right now. I kissed him on the cheek, then started talking.

"So, should we start training now?"

"Sure, lets go!"

Normal POV

"Okay guys, the first thing we need to do is pick our pokemon, so lets send them all out, and make our selections." Black announces, then throws all his pokeballs in the air, releasing all of his pokemon: Wooguru, Shimama, Hihardurama, Tsutaja, Rankurusu, and Desukan.

"Yeah!" Green and Red yell in unison, doing the same as Black. Red's Pika, Saur, Poli, Aero, and Vui come out, as mew two steps up with them. Green releases his Charizard, Scizor, Porygon 2, Golduck, Pidgeot, and Machamp.

"Hey Red, where's Lax?" Green asked.

"Making the employees of Arby's wish they were never born." Mewtwo interjected.

"Hmmm… Well I'm sure that Mewtwo will fill his spot just fine."

"Alright, everyone pick two pokemon. I'll start." Black announced. "I pick… Wooguru and Desukan." And then, his large, eagle pokemon flew up beside him, and his ghostly, floating sarcophagus pokemon teleported forward.

"I'll pick… Poli and Mewtwo."

"And I'll pick Scizor and Porygon 2."

"Okay, now who are we all sending out first? I'll start with Desukan."

"Mewtwo, you're up first."

"And I guess I'll send out Porygon 2."

"Alright, lets begin!"

MEANWHILE, AT ONBS…

"So Wes, Mike, you guys find anything on your scouting mission?" Megg greeted.

"Yes in fact we did, and we need to speak with Secc and Nett ASAP!" Mike yelled frantically.

"Okay dude, calm down, I'll set up a meeting right now, but I have to remind you, they have been awfully busy these past weeks, so you may need to wait a few days-"

"NO TIME! Shit is going down, and we need to be out to the field by nightfall!"

"Duuuuude, I haven't seen you so worked up in a while, what's gotten into you?"

"Wes, we haven't seen any activity in years, and we just saw Giovanni, one of the most notorious crime bosses in the world, making a deal with Mirror B! This has be the biggest development since I took out Cipher three years ago!"

"Well, that seems like quite the find, Mike." Secc said, as he walked out of the elevator. "And it seems quite interesting, we really haven't had a bust like this since we started working as an intelligence agency. Where is this going to go on?"

"Some place called Isshu, Giovanni is taking one of Mirror B's henchmen there for a job."

"Well, that seems peculiar… Megg, get some research on this "Isshu", and compile a list of landmarks and events, also see if there are any known figures there that could be the target of assassination."

"Yes sir!"

"And you two, prepare your teams, and pack any items you may require. I'll give you a flash drive of all of Megg's data for your PDA's. Look over the details on the plane, I'll put you up in 1st class. You move out in 15 minutes."

"Awesome!"

"Heh, this is getting interesting…"

MEANWHILE, WITH THE PLOT…

Black's POV

"Whew! What a training session!" Red beamed, wiping sweat off his forehead.

"Yeah, we're definitely ready now!" Green sighed in relief.

"So, wanna head back to the apartment, Baby?" Red clung to my arm.

I kissed him on the forehead and smiled. "Yeah, sure. Mewtwo, get us back."

"Oh, so you think I listen to you because you are my temporary master's boyfriend?"

"WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME AS YOUR FATHER?"

"BECAUSE YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER!"

90 SPICE-TASTIC MINUTES LATER…

"AT LEAST I CAN KEEP IT UP!"

"WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CAN'T FLY!"

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

90 MORE SPICE-TASTIC MINUTES LATER…

"COKE!"

"PEPSI!"

"FARFIGNUTEN!"

"Can we end the shtick? It's getting late." Green entered, stopping our step-father, step-son routine for the 5th time today.

"Yeah, sure, lets go."

TELEPORTATION TRANSITION…

"C'mon baby, lets go to bed." Awesome! I'm sleeping with Red! Well… not that way… its only the 24 hour anniversary of your relationship. I get in bed first, and he crawls in and nestles up nest to me, wrapping his arms around my torso, and putting his head up on my collarbone.

"Hey honey?" He looks up. "Were you with anyone before me?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Just curious is all, I'd like to know a bit of my boyfriend's history."

"Yeah." I answer, thinking of my Ex with distain. "One. I actually broke up with him shortly before coming here. His name was Cheren. He was nice when we started, but he started getting really possessive, I couldn't even walk with him in the mall without him accusing me of 'looking' at attractive guys AND girls. He would even brag about me being the Isshu league champion to his friends, like I was some sort of trophy! When I told him that White and I were going here, and that he couldn't come, he was furious, I had to break it off."

"Well, don't worry Honey, I'm awesome." We both laughed at that, it was so refreshing to be with someone I could laugh with like that. "But I wonder, do you think he'll come after us? I mean, this is open to the public."

"God, I hope not."

"I hope he does, I feel like kicking his ass for putting you through all that shit."

"Ooooooh, You're quite the macho man, Red!"

"Oh shut up and kiss me!"

MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE…

"Okay, duds, whaddya need me ta do?" Trudly remarked, his obedient guise gone.

"Oh, he's PERFECT!" Lance remarked. Cyrus snickered in the back, knowing exactly what that meant for Trudly. "Quick, step in this apparatus." Lance said, pointing to a strange looking machine to his left, looking like a high-tech iron maiden torture device.

"Okay, whatevva…" Trudy stepped in as Lance bound him in. "Wait… what does dis ting do again?"

"Okay gentlemen, this machine will amplify the chip in Pryce's ice mask, making it strong enough to overtake this fool's mind without trouble."

"Wait, what? I'm confused…"

"It's a trap, you wing nut!" Cyrus remarked with a chuckle.

"Quick, lets just get this over with, ATTACH THE MASK!"

Then, the middle aged janitor wheeled over his cart to the machine, and put the ice mask on Trudly.

"Wait, who the hell are you?"

"Scruffy… the janitor…"

"I haven't even seen you before."

"I haven't seen you before neither."

"Just turn on the device."

As Scruffy flipped the switch, Trudly started writhing and screaming at the tops of his lungs, eventually falling silent within a minute. Lance then turned off the device, since Scruffy was sitting in the corner, reading an issue of "National Pornographic" and eating chips.

"Pryce… you there dude?"

"Huh… what? Where am I?"

"Pryce, is that you?"

"Of course it's me, where am I anyway, and why am a twitching and smell like static, did I miss something fun?"

"Awesome! We have Pryce back!"

"Back, Where'd I go?"

"Oh, the dex holders killed you five years ago, you don't remember?"

"No, the last thing I remember, I was updating this chip, the final battle was to happen the next day."

"Well, It's good to have you back."

"Yeah, but I have one question… who the hell are those two?" Trudly-Pryce said, pointing to Cyrus and N.

"Oh, they're the new recruits from the Sinnoh and Isshu Region, They're names are Cyrus, and N."

"Oh, and it's nice to see Scruffy again."

"Its always a pleasure, sir."

"Bu-…Wha-… Am I the only one here that hasn't met the freaking janitor?"

A/N: Sh-BANG! How'd ya like THAT!

Red: I got to sleep with Black, that's all I need to be happy with a chapter. *kisses Black on the cheek*

A/N: Ooooooh! You two are getting awfully lovey-dovey.

Black: Yeah, well that's what happens when you meet someone as amazing as Red.

Red: Oh, Honey! That's so sweet!

A/N: You 'member now, I don't own any Pokemon, or any pokemon related things, or Scruffy, or…

90 SPICE-TASTIC MINUTES LATER…

… or THE APPERATUS, or Mewtwo's Daddy issues. R&R, Mind-slaves!