A/N: The time has come… for another chapter!
Red: Aaaaaand, we're going to the carnival!
Black: Even though we can't be really couple-y
Red: Eh, it'll still be fun, even if we have to be "friends just hanging out."
Black: But I love you, and I hate tiptoeing around.
Red: Wait… I think we just got our lines mixed up
Black: Bah, who cares? This conversation isn't canon anyway.
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Red's POV
"Well, here we are!" Green announced. He just drove us to the carnival. Yellow was in the passenger seat, with a bag of all the tickets she won from the arcade there before. I was sitting in the back with Black and-… wait… where the hell did Green get this car? I don't even think he has a drivers license… huh…
"Hey, Green?" I asked as we all left the car. "Where'd ya get that car?"
"What car?" Green asked.
"What do you mean 'what car?' the one right over-" I pointed to the car… or where the car used to be. "What are you, a wizard or something?"
"Yes, but that's not important right now."
"Don't mock me, where the hell did the car go?"
"What car? You aren't making any sense!"
"I know we were in a car a minute ago!"
"Well, good luck with your invisible car, and raging insanity."
"GRRRRRR!"
"C'mon baby, calm down." Black added, hugging me from behind
"Did he just call you 'baby'?" Yellow asked in confusion.
Ohhhh shit! She's catching on!
"Yeah, didn't anyone tell you?" Black started "That's Red's new nickname… I'm not sure why though… Baby, why do we call you baby?" Yes! Black with the save!
"Come to think of it… I have no idea!" I added, throwing in a chuckle.
"Oh, I thought it was because you two we're dating!" Gah! She knows? How does she know?
"Wha-… What? How'd you find out?" I stuttered
"You know I can read pokemon's minds… both of your pokemon never shut up about it."
"Nice going guys…"
"But don't worry, I'm completely cool with it! I actually think you two are a really cute couple!
"Oh thank god!"
"Well…" Black shifted closer to me. "Now that she knows, we can do couple stuff…"
"But what about the random background characters?"
"Eh, We'll never see any of these people ever again." Black grabbed my chin, and pulled me into a kiss. "Lets live a little!"
Just as we leave the parking lot, to the ticket counter, I saw a black car pull up in the parking lot… but I don't really think anything of it…
MEANWHILE, IN THE FOREMENTIONED CAR…
Inside the car held four of our beloved dex holders, Gold is driving, Emerald in the passenger seat, and Pearl and Dia in the back. They were all dressed as FBI agents… or at least like characters from the show "Men in Black" (Red: *snickers* So Black… how many men? ~ Black: Ohhh… you jerk, you are DEFINITELY on bottom for that one! ~ Red: Eh, it was worth it.).
"So… Spies…" Gold started, looking back at Pearl and Dia. "Our job is to… steak out Red… Command thinks that he is… a… Martian… or something…"
"Hey!" Pearl starts. "You are to treat us with respect as colleagues! I'm a spy, damn it."
"I'm a spy too, Pearl." Dia said with a monotone.
"Yeah, but it's hard to get excited about that."
"Awwww…"
"Anyway, for being so condescending, I shall now be addressed as… SuperSpecialAwesome Ultra Spy Pearl."
"Can I just call you 'Pearl' for short?" Gold sighed.
"…SuperSpecialAwesome Ultra Spy Pearl allows this."
"Guys, shut up, I think I see them!" Emerald interjected. "They're over there, buying tickets."
"Should we follow them in?" Dia asked.
"No, we have a man on the inside. Until he reports seeing them, we shouldn't move in."
LATER, AT THE CARNIVAL'S ARCADE…
Silver's POV
Damn it why did I let Gold talk me into this? How does he always manage to suck me into his schemes? Because of him, I'll never look at nutmeg the same way ever again.
"C'mon guys, lets head to the arcade! I want to get more tickets!" Hmmm… that sounded like Yellow… that mean's I have to call Gold… or… maybe I could hold off on that…
"Hey, Silver? Why are you in this dark corner, dressed as an FBI agent?" Red asked me, somehow appearing behind me, making me jump.
"How in the hell did you get there?"
"…I'm not sure. And, why are you hiding out here."
"The usual."
"Gold?"
"Gold."
"Si… y… se… m?" Damn it… Gold…
"What is it, Gold?" I answered, pulling out the walkie talkie.
"I asked if you could see them yet."
"No… no sign of them…" I lied.
"Ohhh!" Red cheered, taking the walkie talkie from my hand. "Gold, can I help, who are you trying to fin-" I swiped it out of his hand, and threw it into the trash. "Hey, what'd ya do that for?"
"Trust me, you want no part in this."
"Okally dokally Silver, I'll take your word for it."
MEANWHILE, WITH SUPERSPECIALAWESOME ULTRA SPY PEARL AND FRIENDS…
Gold's POV
"CODE RED! SILVER HAS BEEN COMPROMISED! MOVE IN!" I yelled frantically
"But I'm tired…" Emerald complained, rubbing his eyes.
"Yeah, this is boring." Dia added.
"SuperSpecialAwesome Ultra Spy Pearl no longer approves of this mission."
"But guys! We are so close to finding out what we need to find out!"
"What exactly are you trying to find out?" Green asked with a monotone, randomly appearing at the driver side window.
"H-hey G-G-Green, w-what up? Me and my f-friends here-" I said, motioning to the empty seats and open car doors around me. "Hey! Where are you guys going!" I yelled to my far-off comrades.
"Every man for himself, dude!" Emerald yelled back, struggling with his giant stilts.
"SuperSpecialAwesome Ultra Spy Pearl is too young to die!" And with that, all three of them charged into the sunset, screaming about how they have so much to live for, and all that stuff.
"So, Gold." Green started. "I don't know what you're up to… but if I catch you spying on my friends again, I will personally tie you down, tape your eyes open, and make you watch the movie "Spiderman 3" over 9000 times… are we clear?"
"C-clear…"
"Good, now walk back to your room."
"Why would I walk?" I asked, stepping out of my car. "I could just drive."
"But you don't have a car, how can you drive?"
"What? Of course I have a-" My car is gone! What the fuck? "Y…yeah, I'll just start walking."
MEANWHILE, WITH THE SPIN-OFFS…
"Okay, this is the last place we could possibly check, the Isshu Battle Frontier." Mike sighed. "This place better have some leads."
"Don't worry, Mike, I have a good feeling about this place."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T SIGN UP?" A screaming voice can be heard around the corner. Mike and Wes slowly round the corner, only peeking their heads out to see what's going on.
"I'm sorry sir, but policy dictates that you must join in groups of three, and I only see you here." The receptionist pleaded.
"Oh, shit, we need another person." Mike sighed.
"…Why don't we just use that guy? Mr. McYelling."
"I don't know dude, we're supposed to stay undercover… Ah, screw it, we don't have any other leads." Mike and Wes walk over to the desk, where the screaming boy and receptionist were still bickering, and slammed both of their fists on the table. "WE are this guys other team mates."
"W-well… alright then… I'll register you're group, names?"
"Mike"
"Wes"
"Cheren"
A/N: Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuun!
Black: You Bastard! Why did you bring my Ex into this?
A/N: for teh lulz…
Red: Don't worry, baby, I'll kick his ass.
Cheren: Who's ass are you kicking?
Red: EEEK! PROTECT ME, BLACK.
Cheren: Why do you think he'll help you?
Red: Every white bitch is protected by his Black boyfriend.
Black: I'm not black, I'm whiter than y-… ohhhhhh… I C wut U did thar…
A/N: *Generic disclaimer flugittygurg mcgurginflurg*